Hey, I’m super sorry if I missed your comment, or haven’t replied. This is so different from other sites. There’s so much more interaction and it can be tough to keep up (especially when you have to scroll through each time). Please don’t hesitate to reach out again :)
06:33 PM - Apr 26, 2023
(It’s important to produce content somewhat regularly. It builds both brand awareness, and fan loyalty. That way once you’re ready to go to market you’ll have established a base from which to buy your first Marserati.)
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Mark Kubert, DC @MarkKubertYes, I am still working on my book.06:44 PM - May 07, 2024
Yes, it’s in a bit a lull right now.
Yes, you’ll have an opportunity to throw your money at me soon enough.
Yes, we’ll get there. Together.
06:57 PM - May 07, 2024
Yes, I am still working on my book.
Yes, it’s in a bit a lull right now.
Yes, you’ll have an opportunity to throw your money at me soon enough.
Yes, we’ll get there. Together.
Yes, it’s in a bit a lull right now.
Yes, you’ll have an opportunity to throw your money at me soon enough.
Yes, we’ll get there. Together.
06:44 PM - May 07, 2024
But how do you know how strong everyone lik-
Yup, just a little bit stronger.
Yup, just a little bit stronger.
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Mark Kubert, DC @MarkKubertI make my coffee just a little bit stronger than how you like it.08:56 AM - May 07, 2024
08:56 AM - May 07, 2024
I make my coffee just a little bit stronger than how you like it.
08:56 AM - May 07, 2024
I’ve looked through the archives. And the guy who did the thing about converting vegan recipes into meat and dairy friendly is the funniest thing that’s been here for some time.
04:56 PM - May 06, 2024
“It’s not as hard to go non-vegan as you think!”
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Mark Kubert, DC @MarkKubert“Turn this vegan hummus into a dairy lover’s delight by substituting a mix of cheddar, Parmesan, and Gruyère for the chickpeas. You won’t be disappointed ever again.”12:29 PM - May 06, 2024
12:30 PM - May 06, 2024
“Turn this vegan hummus into a dairy lover’s delight by substituting a mix of cheddar, Parmesan, and Gruyère for the chickpeas. You won’t be disappointed ever again.”
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Mark Kubert, DC @MarkKubertSo I’m thinking about writing a cookbook that takes popular vegan recipes, and converts them to omnivore “appropriate”.05:05 PM - May 05, 2024
“Easily replace cashew nut butter with cream cheese, et voila!”
Don’t get me wrong, I have tremendous respect for vegans. But not so much as to hold back from a joke this good.
12:29 PM - May 06, 2024
I love how casually, sweetly, and appropriately Taylor Swift drops F-bombs.
11:09 AM - May 06, 2024
If you can hear the footsteps of a squirrel on the grass, that’s quite- you’re pretty close. - ancient Squirrel proverb
08:41 AM - May 06, 2024
So then I says “I’m not THAT popular” and everyone was like “Oh, Mark!”
That’s what everyone was like.
That’s what everyone was like.
10:41 PM - May 05, 2024
Only followers of this user (beec4240) can see their posts
I don’t care for his manner. No, I do not.
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Mark Kubert, DC @MarkKubertSo I’m thinking about writing a cookbook that takes popular vegan recipes, and converts them to omnivore “appropriate”.05:05 PM - May 05, 2024
“Easily replace cashew nut butter with cream cheese, et voila!”
Don’t get me wrong, I have tremendous respect for vegans. But not so much as to hold back from a joke this good.
07:22 PM - May 05, 2024
So I’m thinking about writing a cookbook that takes popular vegan recipes, and converts them to omnivore “appropriate”.
“Easily replace cashew nut butter with cream cheese, et voila!”
Don’t get me wrong, I have tremendous respect for vegans. But not so much as to hold back from a joke this good.
“Easily replace cashew nut butter with cream cheese, et voila!”
Don’t get me wrong, I have tremendous respect for vegans. But not so much as to hold back from a joke this good.
05:05 PM - May 05, 2024
Hey, how much rella you got there?
Mozza. Mozza-rella.
Nice.
Mozza. Mozza-rella.
Nice.
04:24 PM - May 05, 2024
Ya thanks for clearing that up.
(Buddy over here amirite?)
(Buddy over here amirite?)
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Mark Kubert, DC @MarkKubertAnd I don't talk shit about you on the internet, never told anyone anything bad05:39 PM - May 04, 2024
- Billy Eilish (yes THAT Billy Eilish)
10:17 PM - May 04, 2024
And I don't talk shit about you on the internet, never told anyone anything bad
- Billy Eilish (yes THAT Billy Eilish)
- Billy Eilish (yes THAT Billy Eilish)
05:39 PM - May 04, 2024
I… lose… con…TROOO-OOOOO-OOOOL!!!*
*it’s really just a metaphor for how good I feel around you, because in reality you bring out the best in me, and I hold you in the highest regard
*it’s really just a metaphor for how good I feel around you, because in reality you bring out the best in me, and I hold you in the highest regard
01:09 PM - May 04, 2024
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aaron @beec424008:47 AM - May 04, 2024
08:55 AM - May 04, 2024
While I don’t enjoy the process of washing lettuce I still support the practice.
11:22 AM - May 03, 2024
A waitress told me I looked like an American singer. I said “Linda Ronstadt?”
08:49 AM - May 03, 2024
While I don’t enjoy the process of washing lettuce I still support the practice.
11:22 AM - May 03, 2024
I’m mustard
You’re glue
Whatever you say tastes good with my mustard
And you’re… glue
You’re glue
Whatever you say tastes good with my mustard
And you’re… glue
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C Varnam @varnamNope. Mustard can be too much. I usually halve mustard from07:56 AM - May 03, 2024
Recipes into my cooking and use tiny bits on sandwiches
08:52 AM - May 03, 2024
In response to Mark Kubert, DC.
This spout earned you a follow. #MustardLife #Dijon #Yellow #SpicyBrown #Hot #English #German #Honey
I never met an olive or a mustard that I didn't enjoy.
I never met an olive or a mustard that I didn't enjoy.
08:03 AM - May 03, 2024
A waitress told me I looked like an American singer. I said “Linda Ronstadt?”
08:49 AM - May 03, 2024
If the only choices are too little mustard, or too much mustard, always go with too much. Because you can’t have too much mustard.
hashtag facts
hashtag game
hashtag set
hashtag match
hashtag cats of instagram
hashtag facts
hashtag game
hashtag set
hashtag match
hashtag cats of instagram
09:56 PM - May 02, 2024
I only hope it will stay that way.
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Maxwell Mercy @MaxwellmercyI'm glad you aren't a serial killer after all07:36 PM - May 02, 2024
08:44 PM - May 02, 2024
I thought we were in the clear.
But it looks like we’re not even out of the woods.
But it looks like we’re not even out of the woods.
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aaron @beec424006:53 PM - May 02, 2024
08:43 PM - May 02, 2024
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If there’s a pair of shoes that you like - they fit well, it’s your style, and they’re on sale - it would be great to buy a second pair. But not everyone has the resources to do so.
04:34 PM - May 02, 2024
Correction:
I was never banned. Only suspended. My apologies for inadvertently presenting something as more dramatic, extreme, and inappropriate than it was.
I was never banned. Only suspended. My apologies for inadvertently presenting something as more dramatic, extreme, and inappropriate than it was.
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Mark Kubert, DC @MarkKubertYesterday someone made a comparison indicating that well liked accounts that have been banned are similar to serial killers.08:20 AM - May 02, 2024
I don’t know if it’s an indictment, or a prediction, but as a formerly banned account I’m concerned.
Suggestions on how to get off this path are appreciated.
04:25 PM - May 02, 2024
