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Did you know the max SSI payment for 2023 is $914/month ($3,612 below the current poverty line?) SSI is a program that’s supposed to help disabled ppl & seniors (who pass the rigorous rqmnts) survive. Most are denied on the 1st try, while appeals can take years. Not everyone survives the wait.
09:08 PM - Apr 10, 2023
This year is the 50th anniversary where women were legally allowed to have credit cards in their name. I had just begun my senior year in high school. First they take away your reproductive rights. Next it will be our financial rights. Let that sink in when you go to vote.
04:52 PM - Apr 26, 2024
Some states have a state apariarist. Check with your state college/university extension.
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Honorary Doctor of Sass @RangerRobynDon’t kill the bees…there are bee keepers that will move them.05:49 PM - Apr 26, 2024
We need bees and other insects to pollinate our plants.
Stop using weed killer too…it’s proven it causes cancer and is bad for the environment.
Do weed pulling yoga instead.
07:57 PM - Apr 26, 2024
I heard about Kristi Noem....y'all know how she is, because if she's cruel to humans, then she certainly is cruel to animals. That is, she's a really REALLY horrible person.
08:01 PM - Apr 26, 2024
This playlist is now 84 hours and 22 minutes long. It’s supposed to be a collaborative playlist, but for some reason it doesn’t seem to work whenever I try to add people… 🤔
https://music.apple.com/us...
https://music.apple.com/us...
07:43 PM - Apr 26, 2024
My sib told me about this today… Like WTAF?! To think that’s not only OK, but that it’s OK to put that in a book? There’s something seriously wrong with you, lady! 🤬
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Michele McCarthy @MicheleMcCarthyNow, puppy killer...11:40 AM - Apr 26, 2024
07:39 PM - Apr 26, 2024
This never happens to me, because I microwave mine. 😐
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Mark Kubert, DC @MarkKubertSometimes I’ll add some oats to the boiling water and think “Is that enough?” And then I’ll add a little more and be like “Ah, that’s perfect now.”08:55 AM - Apr 26, 2024
Follow for more.
07:37 PM - Apr 26, 2024
Sib just gave me the cutest new Pop Sockets grip!
I’ve mentioned before that I use Pop Sockets because I have issues with pain, swelling, & numbness in my hands, so I drop my phone a lot without them. #Accessibility
I’ve mentioned before that I use Pop Sockets because I have issues with pain, swelling, & numbness in my hands, so I drop my phone a lot without them. #Accessibility
07:23 PM - Apr 26, 2024
mon dieu! 😱
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dani @danismashingitEvery night, my daughter brings home a new book from the reading club at school.
I was not prepared for this.10:24 PM - Apr 26, 2023![Image of 2 frames from a children’s book.
Number 1: a pair of disembodied feet floating on a blue background with “I have two feet” written in French.
Number 2: 2 chubby baby legs have attached to the feet on the same blue background with the text “I have two legs” written in French.]()
06:59 PM - Apr 26, 2024
GIMME GIMME ::grabby hands:: 🤤
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Joyful WarriorBear @JoyfulWarriorBearTATER TOT BURGERS?!!!!!!03:19 AM - Apr 24, 2024![Tater tot burgers]()
04:24 AM - Apr 24, 2024
Agree. 👍 🔥
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Anton Brakhage @Anton_BrakhageHot take:12:14 AM - Apr 24, 2024
The best message of Jurassic Park is not "Science shouldn't interfere with nature", it's "For profit business shouldn't interfere with science".
Seriously, SO much of the disasters in those films is due to corporate cost-cutting, negligence, sabotage, and general greed.
#JurassicPark
12:20 AM - Apr 24, 2024
Extremely disappointed that the Smithsonian, a museum that is extremely diverse in its exhibits, caved to christofascist pressure.
07:14 PM - Apr 23, 2024
Excellent piece about texting and social media scams. Lots of people, including me and others here on Spoutible, have received DMs like this out of the blue. Maybe they aren't scams, but ... maybe they are. One action I'm taking is Quote Spouting this article. Please do the same. Thank You.
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Lil @LilI'm so glad I saw this John Oliver segment so I can spot the scam behind the "mistaken" text message.04:38 PM - Apr 23, 2024![Video]()
Pig Butchering Scams: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) - YouTube
John Oliver discusses a popular internet scam, why it’s easier to fall for it than you might think, and, of course, boner alerts.Connect with Last Week Tonig...
07:42 PM - Apr 23, 2024
I got a two pack of Flonase Sensimist 120 spray bottles on Amazon with a 20% subscribe and save discount, for $27.38. It costs a little under $30 for one bottle locally.
07:31 PM - Apr 23, 2024
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Just a reminder that comments appear on the explore page just like posts do. They aren't hidden behind your original post. ✌️
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Melody Pond (they/them) @MelodyPondThe Circle season 6 is up. On Ep2. Can’t believe my favorite is… (spoiler alert)03:41 AM - Apr 23, 2024
02:05 PM - Apr 23, 2024
Gonna suggest a feature to censor spoilers in your own spouts so people have to actively click on them to see them. Think that’s a thing on… discord? Reddit, maybe?
Seriously hoping that’s a thing already in the works 🤞
Seriously hoping that’s a thing already in the works 🤞
02:05 PM - Apr 23, 2024
2 Threaded Spouts
The Circle season 6 is up. On Ep2. Can’t believe my favorite is… (spoiler alert)
03:41 AM - Apr 23, 2024
For my 3000th spout, I just wanted to say, honks for the kindness y’all have shown me for the last year and some. I’ve had a great time getting to know everyone here. 🥰
Pretty sure this picture is ducks but for some reason there aren’t that many pictures of geese being pleasant and agreeable.
Pretty sure this picture is ducks but for some reason there aren’t that many pictures of geese being pleasant and agreeable.
11:03 AM - Apr 22, 2024
09:44 PM - Apr 22, 2024
LOL, can everyone tag me when they change their profile pic? (I'm kidding, please don't...but sometimes it takes me a while to figure out who people are again 🤣)
11:09 PM - Apr 21, 2024
2 Threaded Spouts
The origins of the day: for those who wondered about how Kyle got his nickname. 💛
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Liz N Is Tired of the Nonsense @knitquiltsewst1Just post the word vagina, Kyle.04:59 PM - Aug 21, 2023
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Allergy
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Bun the Franky @ZomBunnyFrankMe reading the mayonnaise/Miracle Whip debate is like watching people discuss whether allergy snot or common cold snot has the better flavor.03:29 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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Hester Prynnecess, beat reporter @abigailevansthey’re *different* but people always get them confused10:24 AM - Apr 21, 2024
VulvaKyle is the extrovert — the “showy one” — the one who’s always out and about, visible, glad-handing people
VaginaKyle is more of a classic introvert, likes to go deep, rarely visible in social spaces
03:29 PM - Apr 21, 2024
How could I forget such profound words, VaginaKyle? #NeverForget #VaginaKyleAppreciationDay
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Professor Kyle @blackcatprose🤣🤣 I thought you forgot, but I was wrong! 😂😊03:22 PM - Apr 21, 2024
03:24 PM - Apr 21, 2024
Duke’s Mayo, all the way.
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Foul Mouthed Redhead @SerbeanaJust for fun. When I was a kid, we used a lot of miracle whip, but I lost my taste for it so now I’m a mayo girl. Recently I had a craving, so I got some. Not bad… not as good as I remember.
So, for no reason at all other than curiosity, mayo or miracle whip?03:01 PM - Apr 21, 2024
03:19 PM - Apr 21, 2024
Sucks when people VaginaKyle love blow VaginaKyle off. Not today though, because it’s VaginaKyle appreciation day! Everyone pay attention to @blackcatprose on his specialist of special blow off free days! ¹
1. Allegedly 😳
1. Allegedly 😳
03:18 PM - Apr 21, 2024
::snort laugh::
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Heidi Hafeken @HeidiHafekenKitty: fine. I'll use your boobs as a landing pad then. It's smushed boobs or smushed nuts. Your choice, hooman.09:11 PM - Apr 20, 2024![GIF-Image]()
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