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CAUTION: SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTION ALERT!
My Doom Metal band BUZZARD TOOTH - 535 AD
Recorded & mixed by me.
https://soundcloud.com/mik...
11:20 PM - Jul 28, 2023
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Dead Ted
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thread 4 Threaded Spouts
The official Dead Ted musical project release schedule/progress report:

-Dead Ted and the Undertakers, Memento Mori EP (vaguely pop punk music about impending death and making vaguely pop punk music at 35): hoping January

Tracklist:
Late Arrival
Good Grief
One More Quarter
When You're a Ghost
10:44 AM - Dec 01, 2023
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These eyes deserve to go viral 🤩
Roxxy Riot @RoxxyRiot
Test shot with the ring light, no glasses for maximum eyeshadow fun lol #RoxxyPics
12:05 PM - Nov 30, 2023
12:49 PM - Nov 30, 2023
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A cake for @Zeroisdeadagain
No else gets any & she can take it to her room & eat it in the dark if she wants. 🤘🏻😈
09:20 AM - Nov 27, 2023
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MetälmikE™
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The Toyes - Smoke Two Joints - YouTube

I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at nightI smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alrightI smoke two joints in time of peac...

06:48 AM - Nov 27, 2023
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Tfw you're up doing bong hits while your partner's alarm is going off to wake them up for work.
06:29 AM - Nov 27, 2023 (Edited)
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MetälmikE™
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Didn't you know, Frank? It goes Thanksgiving, Black Friday, White Privilege Saturday, Sulk in Silence Sunday...
Frank The Bunny @ZomBunnyFrank
What the fuck got up white people's ass today?
11:56 AM - Nov 25, 2023
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🤘🏻🧹🧽🪣🫧
How metalheads clean the house #shorts - YouTube

Headbanging cleaning----------------------------------------------------------------------Check out the album: https://open.spotify.com/artist/4sxZOyjx7e5Ah7...

dani @danismashingit
The Gentle Art of Swedish Death Cleaning?
11:22 AM - Nov 25, 2023
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I don't normally click on stuff like this but I'm glad I did this time. The article links to a fun interactive site where you can see how your location has changed over the eons & see what dinos lived 'near you' 🦕🦖

https://futurism.com/the-b...
09:54 AM - Nov 25, 2023
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Isn't it awful? It's the one feature I've never warmed up to. I never use EXPLORE anymore because it's just a disjointed mess of replies w/no context. I really wish they would axe that particular feature.
Acey Deecey 🚀🚀 @mcgarrygirl78
Why is the explore page mostly replies now? What's that about?
10:54 PM - Nov 24, 2023
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Just noticed that the $ in the investor badge makes it look like it reads "Sinvestor" & I am loving it. 🤘🏻😜
10:35 PM - Nov 24, 2023
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I'm spouting this in an attempt to make amends to @RoxxyRiot for totally selling out & going viral first. My hope is everyone who liked 'that spout' will hear my death metal band & go take back their 'likes' hence unviralling me lol #SpoutingClassics #TerribleDeathMetal #80sAndUp
Gravedust Perpetual Decay - YouTube

This video is about Gravedust Perpetual Decay

10:33 PM - Nov 24, 2023
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....and then came the day that one of my spouts went viral. Looking back now, I think that's when things really started to fall apart between @RoxxyRiot & me. She got really into Bex, put on peppermint lip balm, dyed her hair red & started referring to me as her rival. 🤘🏻
Roxxy Riot @RoxxyRiot
I was gonna make some like-baity spout to finally get into the viral tab and compete with my rival @metalmike .
But that doesn't feel very Roxxy..
I'll do it by being my naturally lovable self.

This better not be viral, but to secure a win win for me, if this goes viral.. so does my girl Bex 🖤
Misogynistic D***s - YouTube

Provided to YouTube by Scruff of the Neck RecordsMisogynistic D***s · BEX · Bex Mercer · Bex Mercer · Sam CramerSCUM℗ Scruff of the Neck RecordsReleased on: ...

09:11 PM - Nov 24, 2023
09:39 PM - Nov 24, 2023 (Edited)
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Paninis are the pies of sandwiches
dani @danismashingit
eating a panini in my car because I don’t want to go home yet.
03:48 PM - Nov 24, 2023
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Did our Black Friday shopping at a Family Dollar store. Weird, it wasn't crowded at all 🤣 Anyway, here's what I'm doing this evening, after a bong hit or two. #BlackFriday #DollarStore #Legos #007
03:47 PM - Nov 24, 2023
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Nixx The Mighty
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Starry Nights LIVE from the Trottier Observatory (Nov 24, 2023) - YouTube

Watch images of outer space being taken in real time! Live from the Trottier Observatory at the Burnaby campus of Simon Fraser University.

03:25 PM - Nov 24, 2023
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The Mega Turkey Day Marathon Telethon 2023 - YouTube

JOIN US! Become an #MST3KShowmaker and help us #MakeMoreMST3K by pledging to support SEASON 14! Get all the details: https://shorturl.at/crKLQhttp://www.MST3...

03:10 PM - Nov 24, 2023
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I've only ever forgotten one password in all my years of onlinity (it's a word now) & regrettably it was my band's MySpace 😟
Roxxy Riot @RoxxyRiot
You remembered your fafsa password from like 4 years ago?!?
Roxxy.. you absolute badass lol
11:56 AM - Nov 24, 2023
12:00 PM - Nov 24, 2023
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Kinda curious what kind of pie goth girls eat... 🤔
Roxxy Riot @RoxxyRiot
If you do... you can have a piece of pie and not feel bad about it. Deal?

Pie! Deal! 🖤
11:22 AM - Nov 24, 2023
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Pssst...I got a big joint on me. Want some? #ThanksgivingOrPorn
11:11 PM - Nov 23, 2023
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It's so moist #ThanksgivingOrPorn
10:55 PM - Nov 23, 2023
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I'll take the leftovers. #ThanksgivingOrPorn
10:40 PM - Nov 23, 2023
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We had a very Spoutible Thanksgiving!!😁
09:58 PM - Nov 23, 2023
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Shake it off, Roxxy 😜
Shake It Off (Taylor Swift) - Heavy Metal Edition - YouTube

"Shake It Off" as a heavy metal song. There, I ruined(?) it.

Roxxy Riot @RoxxyRiot
How did @Metalmike go viral before me?? Lol
Is it cuz I'm playfully antagonistic towards Bouzy instead of being grateful??
That's how I show affection..
Ask my gf lol
09:42 PM - Nov 23, 2023
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In spite of everything we know about Bill Cosby now 💔 I'm still enjoying watching the Thanksgiving episode from season 6 of The Cosby Show. The show was a big part of my childhood & I don't feel like I'm watching Bill Cosby... I'm watching Cliff Huxtable, my Black TV dad.
09:11 PM - Nov 23, 2023
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Y'all see where I called a Spout a tweet? No? That's cuz this is Spoutible & I fixed it. 🩵🐳
08:26 PM - Nov 23, 2023
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I just realized my dad passed away 8 years ago TOMORROW not Saturday & this actually makes me happy. It's the first year since he died that I wasn't laser-focused on the date. Of course it still hurts but it's the first real sign of healing.
08:24 PM - Nov 23, 2023
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I'll be doing follow/follow-backs from the likes on my viral spout as soon as I can. Y'all are the best! 🩵🐳
08:16 PM - Nov 23, 2023 (Edited)
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Having premiered the year before I was born, I've watched it EVERY year of my life. This year is no exception.
08:00 PM - Nov 23, 2023
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My dad died 8 yrs ago this Sat. It's been hard & some years the pain is still intense as this was his favorite holiday. Having my Spoutible pod to share, laugh, cry & grieve with this year has made this Thanksgiving so much more bearable.
Thank you all for being here 🩵
06:56 PM - Nov 23, 2023
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MetälmikE™
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Whoa!™️ @Whoa
You did it!
06:26 PM - Nov 23, 2023
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