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Our AC went out this week and I was shocked to learn how much temperature affected the happiness of my marriage.
12:36 AM - Jul 19, 2023
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Do not look direct at the podcast!

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01:25 PM - Jul 18, 2023
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My poor dog. She already had to deal with fireworks tonight and now there’s a thunderstorm and she’s giving me this “Got any qualudes?” look that’s breaking my heart
03:51 PM - Jul 04, 2023
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Me on the phone: Happy Father’s Day!

Dad: Let me get your mother.
11:15 AM - Jun 18, 2023
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Triston Casas staring down the pitcher with some strong “You’re not my real dad!” energy.
02:07 PM - Jun 04, 2023
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The 1970s made me believe that jumping cars over obstacles was going to be a much bigger part of my adult life.
12:01 AM - Jun 04, 2023
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History is written by the winners. That’s why David and Goliath is a story about triumphing in the face of seemingly impossible odds instead of how it’s not really cool to hit another guy in the head with a rock.
09:29 AM - Jun 01, 2023
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Wife: Isn't that milk old?
Me: It's not old, it's "reclaimed". (Continues to eat Froot Loops)
12:04 AM - May 23, 2023
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Official NBA Rankings-
1. NBA Postseason
2. NBA Offseason
3. NBA Regular Season
01:55 PM - May 17, 2023
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The great Keith David is the fifth build actor in the credits of Roadhouse. He has one line. Later we learned that the first cut of Rowadhouse was 3 1/2 hours long and he was prominent in it. Give us the 3 1/2 masterpiece! #releasetherowdycut
05:26 PM - May 10, 2023
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If you’ve ever been rejected from something you wanted, or maybe even fired just remember that four time Academy award nominee, Annette Bening was fired from the movie Road House.
Road House thought they were too good for Annette Bening
01:44 PM - May 10, 2023
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If you grew up on 80s, Hollywood, bounty, hunter really seem like one of the best jobs out there.
09:54 AM - May 10, 2023
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My fourth grader just finished Tales of a 4th Grade Nothing and had to read out loud to me the part where Fudge eats the turtle because he thought it was so hysterical. Some things never change.
11:45 AM - May 09, 2023
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BREAKING: Rep. Jamie Raskin says he is considering running for Senate and will decide as early as this month. Echo if you think he would make a great senator.
#VoteBlueToSaveDemocracy
05:24 PM - May 08, 2023
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Showed the boy A League of Their Own tonight and he loved it. They were a few saucy moments that he didn’t get. I asked my wife if it was time for the birds and the bees talk and she said “this is just so you can show him more movies isn’t it?”
11:36 PM - May 08, 2023
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Every Gen X male thought they were going to live in the Three Mean and a Baby apartment when they grew up.
11:06 AM - May 08, 2023
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I probably need to see a therapist again, because I keep looking at my Facebook memories from a few years ago and thinking “Man, I really miss lock down. We should get a new puzzle”
01:30 PM - May 04, 2023
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Got offered tickets to Jesus Christ superstar. I would’ve had to bring my 10 year old and I don’t think my son is ready for a crucifixion. Of course I was raised Catholic so by the time I was his age I had already seen Jesus executed dozens of times.
05:15 PM - Apr 28, 2023
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Never diet with thin people.

Wife: I was bad.
Me: Me too
Wife: I had a spoonful of frosting from the jar in the fridge. You?
Me: …there used to be two jars of frosting in the fridge.
07:17 PM - Apr 25, 2023
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My best, but of social media advice? If someone is asking for genuine advice/help and you give a funny response, it has to be REALLY funny.
03:49 PM - Apr 25, 2023
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Instead of saying, my arteries are clogged I’m just going to start saying my heart is full. It sounds nicer.
06:10 PM - Apr 24, 2023
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Everyone needs to stop exaggerating. We are not living in the Handmaid‘s Tale. In the Handmaids‘s Tale there is free healthcare.
09:11 AM - Apr 19, 2023
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It’s Jackie Robinson day!
10:23 AM - Apr 15, 2023
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When you start seeing articles about how well your local baseball team gets along, you better get ready for a very mediocre season.
12:50 PM - Apr 13, 2023
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If something happens to my wife and I, I want Mike Conley to take care of my son. I just trust that guy.
12:46 AM - Apr 12, 2023
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I’m just saying, Theo Epstein is who Michael Lewis pretended Billy Beane was.
11:12 PM - Apr 10, 2023
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I love 90s action movies so damn much. They’re so pure. Just completely bonkers and over the top and not pretending to have any kind of message like 80s action movies. No posing in the 90s. And you know what that is? Integrity!
04:07 PM - Apr 08, 2023
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Watching Dirty Dancing on Peacock. When I saw this in 1987, I didn’t even get that abortion was illegal in this movie. Now somehow in 2023 we’re all hanging out at Kellerman’s again.
12:22 AM - Apr 08, 2023
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I showed my 10-year-old his first R-rated movie the other day. Tetris on Apple TV. My only regret is not realizing it was his first R-rated movie until after we already watched it.
09:58 PM - Apr 04, 2023
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It’s absurd how much I’m enjoying Masataka Yoshida at bats no matter the result.
01:29 PM - Mar 26, 2023
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