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Hate is a tell.

There is no good person in this world who ever lived who needs you to hate anything or anybody.

Be aware when someone is trying to get you to hate something. They’re not doing it to help you. They’re doing it to use you.
07:10 PM - Feb 01, 2023
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Good on Rep. Swalwell to remind us that hypocrisy is a tell.

It’s how those who want to dominate over you demonstrate that they can.
11:24 AM - Mar 01, 2024
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Alabama Republican: “Frozen embryos are PEOPLE! Children! They must be protected.”

Me: “Oh.”
AR: “Yes.”

Me: “Hey - so how is it going with that summer program to feed actual ALIVE children?”

AR: …
Me: …

Me: “So not ALL children then?”
10:52 PM - Feb 22, 2024
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Luckovich is always terrific. This one makes me want to cry.

This can’t be the world we’re willing to settle for.
03:40 PM - Feb 22, 2024
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Republican policies bring on the most pretzel-twisted questions.

For example, what is the best way to arm a frozen embryo? How do we get an AR-15 into those unformed hands?
11:47 AM - Feb 22, 2024
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I’m livid.
Claes Brameus @Claes
I learned today that this ruling isn't just a "blow to the reproductive industry ". They quoted the BIBLE in their ruling. Yes. A court ruled based on a religious text. Why isn't everyone livid?
09:55 AM - Feb 21, 2024
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They’re holding Smirnov in a facility in Pahrump, Nevada.

I’ve been to Pahrump.

Honestly, that may be punishment enough.
07:35 PM - Feb 20, 2024
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Republican: “Biden and son are corrupt! Schemers!”

Me: “That sounds bad.”
R: “It is! A guy named Alexander Smirnov provided all this evidence!”
Me: “Oh.”
R: “I know!”

Me: “Wait, you mean the Russian agent who just admitted he made it all up?”

R: …
Me: …

Me: What’s Russian for “check please?”
07:06 PM - Feb 20, 2024
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Congrats to the #LasVegasThrill on a 3-0 victory over San Diego. Great communication tonight and it pays off.
Misha Ellison @MishaInTheCloud
Getting ready for serve!
#LasVegasThrill vs. #SanDiegoMojo .
07:06 PM - Feb 19, 2024
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Getting ready for serve!
#LasVegasThrill vs. #SanDiegoMojo .
07:06 PM - Feb 19, 2024
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The pic is apropos. Laundry. Just doing laundry. Laundry is going on.

BUT!

I’ll pretend I have a droid and my droid is Artoo-DeTHREE and we’re having a great “beep-baloop-bleep-beep-baloop” conversation to pass the chore time.

That middle “bleep” was Artoo cussing. He’s got a fuckin’ potty mouth.
Christopher Bouzy @cbouzy
What is everyone up to?
11:53 AM - Feb 19, 2024
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This is heart-wrenching.
Cynthia Williams @BLACKSTEMUSA
This news brought tears to my eyes. My heart is broken for him. Rest in power, Alexei.
09:10 AM - Feb 16, 2024
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Getting ready to watch some awesome professional volleyball - the Las Vegas Thrill vs. the Omaha Supernovas.

LETS GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
#OmahaSupernovas #LasVegasThrill
10:00 PM - Feb 15, 2024
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thread 2 Threaded Spouts
It’s been a while since I’ve posted a baking fail. Here’s one!

This was last week, making a cake for a family birthday. I think I both underbaked the sponge and tried to de-pan them too soon. The result was cake layers that just don’t hold together.

It looks better than it was. #SpoutibleBakes
12:31 PM - Feb 15, 2024
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thread 3 Threaded Spouts
Happy Valentines, #SpoutibleBakes

I promise these are two pictures of the same cake. The lighting got very different.

PB&J “Hugs’n’Kisses” cake. Best peanut butter frosting ever.
11:04 PM - Feb 14, 2024
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Democrat leader: “We have to send money to help in Ukraine and Gaza.”

Republican: “No! We, um… we have to spend that here on problems at home!”

DL: “Ok, we need to invest at home too. Let’s tighten the border.”
R: “No! Never!”

DL: …
R: …

DL: “Want some cake?”
R: “позвони Путину по телефону!”
10:47 AM - Feb 13, 2024
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Ooooh who’s willing to admit to being a little bit excited that that champion of first-responders’ and veterans’ health Jon Stewart is coming back to the Daily Show?

Totes excited!

Not willing to admit it!

13 votes — 07:08 PM - Feb 12, 2024
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It’s really, truly, an awful thing how Taylor Swift ruined the Kansas City Chiefs.

Better luck next year, KC fans.
11:57 PM - Feb 11, 2024
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Huh.

So what they’re saying is that NO ONE is above the law even if they were a president?

Huh.
#WhoWouldHaveThunkIt
02:22 PM - Feb 06, 2024
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Yea, can a country really have a national divorce when there are nuclear missiles involved?
gdavidbrown @gdavidbrown
Just be sure they don't have any nuclear weapons and make room for all the good people who would like to emigrate.
12:04 PM - Feb 03, 2024
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Mom: “Why are you playing with my hair back there?”

6yr-old-Me: “You told Bobby you have eyes in the back of your head but I can’t see them.”

I’d say I miss that little guy, but let’s be honest - he never left.
10:34 AM - Feb 02, 2024
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Happy birthday, you drenching wet beautiful emperor-angelfish-producing high-and-low-tidal moon-partnering whale-friendly plankton-providing gorgeous-guppy of a platform.

Here’s to many more!

Hear hear!

Salud!

Skål!

Wait - who took my beer

16 votes — 02:53 PM - Feb 01, 2024
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🧩 IT’S #ThinkingThursday 🧩 NEW PUZZLE ALERT 🧩 #RebusPuzzle020124 👈 Use this SPLASHTAG to find the solutions! One row of answers each day! 🧩 #LadyDiPod #ThursdayNightPuzzleGang #FlexYourBrain
@April_Sparkles @MishaInTheCloud

Enjoy Spoutans!
09:08 AM - Feb 01, 2024
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Knock knock…

Who’s there?

Get off my lawn!

19 votes — 04:28 PM - Jan 31, 2024
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With John Stewart returning to the Daily Show in an emeritus-part time-respected elder capacity, I’m thinking he may be bringing with him…

… fodder for a #SpoutWar
#OhNoNowHesDoneIt
02:33 PM - Jan 30, 2024
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I know that 2024 has just gotten underway, but can we just agree whoever came up with this meme wins for the year?
07:15 PM - Jan 29, 2024
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True love is when your love appreciates the unrelenting laughter she’s brought on you more than the uncontrollable, unbridled fart the laughing unleashed.

Anyway, congrats Chiefs and 49ers. May all your celebrations tonight be fart-free.
10:05 PM - Jan 28, 2024
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Whats shakin’, sizzlean bacon?
11:23 PM - Jan 27, 2024
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How have I grown?
#SPOUTIBLEBAKES you Gorgeous Guppies!
Timara (she/her) @timara
We're less than a month away from Spoutible's first birthday. If you've been here since the beginning, how have you grown?

Spoutible isn't just here to build community.

I've learned more and laughed more. How about you?
07:46 PM - Jan 06, 2024
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E. Jean Carroll is impressively brave.

She’s tolerated so much, enduring it all to see justice served.

We all owe her a figurative debt.

(Not a literal one, I’m not sure we could afford that I hear she just got a judgement of $83+ million against some asshole)
06:21 PM - Jan 26, 2024
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“Trump is to Republicans as Vodka is to potatoes. Same shit, just fermented and distilled into poison.”
- - Elie Mystal

This is a meme just begging to be made.
12:01 PM - Jan 26, 2024
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