Hate is a tell.
There is no good person in this world who ever lived who needs you to hate anything or anybody.
Be aware when someone is trying to get you to hate something. They’re not doing it to help you. They’re doing it to use you.
There is no good person in this world who ever lived who needs you to hate anything or anybody.
Be aware when someone is trying to get you to hate something. They’re not doing it to help you. They’re doing it to use you.
07:10 PM - Feb 01, 2023
2 Threaded Spouts
Hey hey Spoutans!
Sunday is Crossword Day! Don't miss my first-ever published crossword in the New York Times this Sunday, April 28.
And as a special nod to the #ThursdayNightPuzzleGang , here's a mini I whipped up, with these hints to the starred clues:
@April_Sparkles
@AverybodySpouts
Sunday is Crossword Day! Don't miss my first-ever published crossword in the New York Times this Sunday, April 28.
And as a special nod to the #ThursdayNightPuzzleGang , here's a mini I whipped up, with these hints to the starred clues:
@April_Sparkles
@AverybodySpouts
09:56 AM - Apr 25, 2024
08:41 PM - Apr 24, 2024
(Edited)
Framing is everything.
Kos @KosteoSo many different ways to frame an issue in a headline ...07:44 PM - Apr 21, 2024
07:50 PM - Apr 21, 2024
Has anyone done a Pod for the newbies?
That might be a good idea.
For someone better at it than I.
That might be a good idea.
For someone better at it than I.
07:44 PM - Apr 21, 2024
I’m stuffing goodie bags for a party and realize I don’t have enough tissue paper to go around.
So I’m thinking… what if I use actual tissues? The guests will be all “hey look at that - free Kleenex! This guy’s a hero.”
So I’m thinking… what if I use actual tissues? The guests will be all “hey look at that - free Kleenex! This guy’s a hero.”
07:43 AM - Apr 21, 2024
You know who would be fun to talk to?
The very first butt-dialer in the world. Did they know they were making history? Did they have anyone to talk to about the momentous occasion?
The very first butt-dialer in the world. Did they know they were making history? Did they have anyone to talk to about the momentous occasion?
10:44 AM - Apr 20, 2024
Terrific words from Mr. Kasparov.
“Many parties can arrive independently at the same truth, but not at the same lie.”
“Many parties can arrive independently at the same truth, but not at the same lie.”
02:11 AM - Apr 10, 2024
All right… when it’s Eclipse day, time to pick a side.
Is the Moon rude and pushy, or did the Sun need to be taken down a peg?
#PickASide
Is the Moon rude and pushy, or did the Sun need to be taken down a peg?
#PickASide
32 votes
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08:13 PM - Apr 08, 2024
Jack Brown @DrJackBrownCrimea is Ukraine.04:34 PM - Apr 07, 2024
Kherson is Ukraine.
Zaporizhzhia is Ukraine.
Donetsk is Ukraine.
Luhansk is Ukraine.
Kharkiv is Ukraine.
Slava Ukraini!
05:57 PM - Apr 07, 2024
i believe it’s not appropriate to judge a book that way - just the way i was raised i guess
Read aBannedBook @RetiredLibrarianHave you ever bought a book because you liked the book cover? Maybe it looked interesting because of it? If so, did the book turn out like you expected or were you disappointed?07:11 PM - Apr 07, 2024
07:23 PM - Apr 07, 2024
Congratulations #SouthCarolina . Fantastic win for you all against a great #Iowa team. Well earned, well deserved.
#NationalChampions #womensbasketball #ncaawb #wbb
#NationalChampions #womensbasketball #ncaawb #wbb
05:15 PM - Apr 07, 2024
Wow what a game so far. Tough that Caitlin had that little lapse of attention on her dribble to give SC a buffer to their slim lead, but still, what a half.
These athletes are *good* and playing *hard*.
#SouthCarolina #Iowa #ncaawomensbasketballtournament #wbb #ncaawb #letsgohawks
These athletes are *good* and playing *hard*.
#SouthCarolina #Iowa #ncaawomensbasketballtournament #wbb #ncaawb #letsgohawks
04:19 PM - Apr 07, 2024
Investment in public education is an investment in public health, public safety, and our economy.
09:27 PM - Apr 06, 2024
Hey puzzle-loving Spoutans (looking your way, #thursdaynightpuzzlegang )
The NYT editing team has given me a publication date for my crossword - Sunday, April 28. They’ve improved a lot with their editing and I’m excited to share the work.
The NYT editing team has given me a publication date for my crossword - Sunday, April 28. They’ve improved a lot with their editing and I’m excited to share the work.
07:16 PM - Apr 05, 2024
12:14 PM - Apr 05, 2024
Wow did Brooklyn really just have an earthquake?
10:46 AM - Apr 05, 2024
This is of course true. Yet…
There’s a hill I may yet die on: “Apology” is overrated. “Acknowledgement” is the good stuff.
Refusal to apologize is refusal to acknowledge wrongdoing. Fake apologies that also avoid acknowledgment are every bit as common.
Apology overrated. Acknowledgement good.
There’s a hill I may yet die on: “Apology” is overrated. “Acknowledgement” is the good stuff.
Refusal to apologize is refusal to acknowledge wrongdoing. Fake apologies that also avoid acknowledgment are every bit as common.
Apology overrated. Acknowledgement good.
Milla Mélomane @BritpoptartsToxic family won't make amends07:15 PM - Apr 04, 2024
10:53 PM - Apr 04, 2024
Are they dipping in to some Saudi prince’s walkin-around money now?
That’s not very neighborly of them.
That’s not very neighborly of them.
R o K p h i s h @RoKphish“Trump has secured a $91,630,000 bond for the judgment in his defamation case brought by the writer E. Jean Carroll.”
“The former president obtained an appeals bond from the Federal Insurance Company totaling $91,630,000 to cover the $83 million judgment in the case plus interest”11:39 AM - Mar 08, 2024
11:44 AM - Mar 08, 2024
Me: “Oh hi Katie. I hear you gave a rebuttal tonight?”
Katie Britt: “Yes! My theme was ‘Sex Cartels Are Bad.’ “
Me: “Oh. That’s… a position?”
KB: “Yes! Bad bad bad.”
Me: “Ah. Ok.”
Me: “So why do you want to vote for a rapist?”
KB: …
Me: …
KB: “Gilead Forever!”
Me: “Ok, we’re done here.”
Katie Britt: “Yes! My theme was ‘Sex Cartels Are Bad.’ “
Me: “Oh. That’s… a position?”
KB: “Yes! Bad bad bad.”
Me: “Ah. Ok.”
Me: “So why do you want to vote for a rapist?”
KB: …
Me: …
KB: “Gilead Forever!”
Me: “Ok, we’re done here.”
03:25 AM - Mar 08, 2024
Good on Rep. Swalwell to remind us that hypocrisy is a tell.
It’s how those who want to dominate over you demonstrate that they can.
It’s how those who want to dominate over you demonstrate that they can.
11:24 AM - Mar 01, 2024
Alabama Republican: “Frozen embryos are PEOPLE! Children! They must be protected.”
Me: “Oh.”
AR: “Yes.”
Me: “Hey - so how is it going with that summer program to feed actual ALIVE children?”
AR: …
Me: …
Me: “So not ALL children then?”
Me: “Oh.”
AR: “Yes.”
Me: “Hey - so how is it going with that summer program to feed actual ALIVE children?”
AR: …
Me: …
Me: “So not ALL children then?”
10:52 PM - Feb 22, 2024
Luckovich is always terrific. This one makes me want to cry.
This can’t be the world we’re willing to settle for.
This can’t be the world we’re willing to settle for.
03:40 PM - Feb 22, 2024
Republican policies bring on the most pretzel-twisted questions.
For example, what is the best way to arm a frozen embryo? How do we get an AR-15 into those unformed hands?
For example, what is the best way to arm a frozen embryo? How do we get an AR-15 into those unformed hands?
11:47 AM - Feb 22, 2024
I’m livid.
Claes Brameus @ClaesI learned today that this ruling isn't just a "blow to the reproductive industry ". They quoted the BIBLE in their ruling. Yes. A court ruled based on a religious text. Why isn't everyone livid?09:55 AM - Feb 21, 2024
10:02 AM - Feb 21, 2024
They’re holding Smirnov in a facility in Pahrump, Nevada.
I’ve been to Pahrump.
Honestly, that may be punishment enough.
I’ve been to Pahrump.
Honestly, that may be punishment enough.
07:35 PM - Feb 20, 2024
Republican: “Biden and son are corrupt! Schemers!”
Me: “That sounds bad.”
R: “It is! A guy named Alexander Smirnov provided all this evidence!”
Me: “Oh.”
R: “I know!”
Me: “Wait, you mean the Russian agent who just admitted he made it all up?”
R: …
Me: …
Me: What’s Russian for “check please?”
Me: “That sounds bad.”
R: “It is! A guy named Alexander Smirnov provided all this evidence!”
Me: “Oh.”
R: “I know!”
Me: “Wait, you mean the Russian agent who just admitted he made it all up?”
R: …
Me: …
Me: What’s Russian for “check please?”
apnews.com
Ex-FBI informant charged with lying about Bidens had Russian intelligence contacts, prosecutors say
LAS VEGAS (AP) -- A former FBI informant charged with making up a multimillion-dollar bribery scheme involving President Joe Biden, his son Hunter and a Ukrainian energy company had contacts with o...
07:06 PM - Feb 20, 2024