Figured out why Trump keeps falling a sleep. It’s no big deal for him. It’s called the Hush money case but the crime is falsifying business records. That’s nothing to him.
Be like Cosby going to court for window peeping, or Weinstein for hiring no union actresses.
This is not “the skeleton”.
Be like Cosby going to court for window peeping, or Weinstein for hiring no union actresses.
This is not “the skeleton”.
08:58 PM - Apr 30, 2024
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2024 White House correspondents dinner roast in full
https://youtu.be/GKwWk0xkp...
https://youtu.be/GKwWk0xkp...
07:23 AM - Apr 28, 2024
5 Threaded Spouts
I grew up in the 80s one of my favorite shows was Transformers. One of the things that bugged me about the Transformers was that all the bad guys could fly. They could just like put up their arms up and fly.
08:31 AM - Apr 26, 2024
Today SCOTUS will hear 45’s appeal for presidential immunity.
If denied, Don Snorleone gets to face consequences.
If granted, King Brandon can send every Trump and his conservative justices directly to Guantanamo, without passing Go and collecting $200 .
Either result is a win for Biden.
If denied, Don Snorleone gets to face consequences.
If granted, King Brandon can send every Trump and his conservative justices directly to Guantanamo, without passing Go and collecting $200 .
Either result is a win for Biden.
07:19 AM - Apr 25, 2024
Today Don Snoreleone argued on Social Media that without Presidential Immunity a former POTUS could not enjoy retirement.
Let’s quickly check on what his predecessor has to say.
Let’s quickly check on what his predecessor has to say.
04:55 PM - Apr 22, 2024
The vin diagram of people who want to force women to give birth and the people who want to end food assistance, Obamacare, universal pre-k and free daycare is a circle.
10:05 PM - Apr 21, 2024
2 Threaded Spouts
Oh ffs Nethanyahu has attacked Iran again. This ass hasn’t rescued all the hostages and is bringing famine to the innocent so what’s his big idea? Pick a fight with Iran to avoid being voted out of office?
09:52 PM - Apr 18, 2024
#SnoozeDonDonnieDon
From the depths of the Z’s back to the court
Snooze Donnie’s rump smells funky as the, the docks
Put roll on that ass, but smells the same
Stormy is the spot where I broke my cane.
Follow me(x4) don’t lose my grift
2024’ is the yezzear that I’m broke as sh*t
From the depths of the Z’s back to the court
Snooze Donnie’s rump smells funky as the, the docks
Put roll on that ass, but smells the same
Stormy is the spot where I broke my cane.
Follow me(x4) don’t lose my grift
2024’ is the yezzear that I’m broke as sh*t
01:43 PM - Apr 16, 2024
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Pretty sure the last thing Barron wanted for a graduation present was having the entire nation be reminded his dad was out cheating with a porn star soon after he was born.
His mom knew who and why she married but I really feel sorry for that kid.
His mom knew who and why she married but I really feel sorry for that kid.
08:30 AM - Apr 16, 2024
4, 6, 8 or so hours ago #SleepyDon had to be sedated
No way to skip it, to court room he goes
He had to be sedated.
Get him to the airport, put him on the plane
Hurry, hurry, hurry before he rants insane
Can’t control his Tweets, can’t control his base
Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
No way to skip it, to court room he goes
He had to be sedated.
Get him to the airport, put him on the plane
Hurry, hurry, hurry before he rants insane
Can’t control his Tweets, can’t control his base
Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
03:26 PM - Apr 15, 2024
Feel like we’re a few weeks away from the Truth social stock being worth less than the swag they handed out.
Maybe a good time to snag some post its or mugs.
Official Enron swag still goes for a pretty penny on EBay.
Maybe a good time to snag some post its or mugs.
Official Enron swag still goes for a pretty penny on EBay.
06:33 PM - Apr 11, 2024
Take away women’s reproductive rights.
Take away women’s voting rights.
They got the order wrong but that doesn’t mean they aren’t going to finish the job.
Take away women’s voting rights.
They got the order wrong but that doesn’t mean they aren’t going to finish the job.
06:59 AM - Apr 11, 2024
04:37 PM - Apr 08, 2024
“Guess what Jeff? The Rock is saying he won’t endorse anyone in 2024 to prevent ‘division’, his words. Guess indictments, killing roe, staging a coup, separating families and being found guilty of defaming the person I raped doesn’t disqualify me with the dads with 3 young daughters demographic.”
12:27 PM - Apr 06, 2024
Did they blame the Earthquake on DEI yet?
They already called it as a sign of the apocalypse or as scientist call it “the planet”.
They already called it as a sign of the apocalypse or as scientist call it “the planet”.
12:40 PM - Apr 05, 2024
There was a mild Earthquake in Jersey.
Join us this afternoon when FOX tells us how this is Biden/Pete’s fault.
Join us this afternoon when FOX tells us how this is Biden/Pete’s fault.
11:14 AM - Apr 05, 2024
We forgot to thank FOX News and the Republican Party for giving 2024 trans day of visibility more visibility than ever since it’s inception in 2009.
Maybe we should consider moving Earth Day to March 20 now so they flip out next year when Easter lands on the same day.
Maybe we should consider moving Earth Day to March 20 now so they flip out next year when Easter lands on the same day.
11:34 AM - Apr 04, 2024
Imma going to call it . The next crime #DonPoorleone is going to get in trouble for is pumping and dumping all the Truth social stock to make bond.
Yeah it’s not a crime but I guarantee he told his friends and family it was going to happen (insider trading).
#TrumpIsHiding
Yeah it’s not a crime but I guarantee he told his friends and family it was going to happen (insider trading).
#TrumpIsHiding
09:26 PM - Apr 01, 2024
Every HP Lovecraft story protagonist:
“Then I came across indescribable horror…”
Reader: “Indescribable, really?”
Protagonist: “Basically a giant with a squid for a head.”
Reader: “Guess it was more unexpected than indescribable.”
Protagonist: “It was pretty crazy though.”
“Then I came across indescribable horror…”
Reader: “Indescribable, really?”
Protagonist: “Basically a giant with a squid for a head.”
Reader: “Guess it was more unexpected than indescribable.”
Protagonist: “It was pretty crazy though.”
06:37 PM - Apr 01, 2024
If my Catholic upbringing serves today we celebrate a brown skinned homeless hippie that hung around the slums and was killed after trashing the temple’s checkout area because it offended him that the money the wealthy priest raised was not used to help the poor and homeless. I respect that.
08:53 AM - Mar 31, 2024
(Edited)
So do conservatives still hide racism rainbow colored eggs to celebrate Jesus’ trans-species magic pet bunny or do they just hide rusty rail spikes for kids to find?
08:45 AM - Mar 31, 2024
(Edited)
Tomb Raider except all the archeology is reading, writing, digging and photographing and her employers find out the only thing she’s good at is backflips, marksmanship and braiding ponytails.
I call it “Tomb Raider: The Curriculum Vitae of Deception”
I call it “Tomb Raider: The Curriculum Vitae of Deception”
08:13 PM - Mar 30, 2024
I’ve never watched an episode of the Kardashians. I understand it’s a lot like the Panda cam in some Zoos.
People watch it for amusement but it’s also kind of sad that it exists.
The big difference is that Pandas cams are not designed to market overpriced bamboo to the viewer.
People watch it for amusement but it’s also kind of sad that it exists.
The big difference is that Pandas cams are not designed to market overpriced bamboo to the viewer.
09:38 AM - Mar 30, 2024
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Nothing says “I don’t understand the US constitution” like #DonPoorleone selling a $60 dollar Bible that has the US constitution attached to it.
What’s next the Tanakh wrapped in bacon? A Quran that’s dipped in Burbon?
What’s next the Tanakh wrapped in bacon? A Quran that’s dipped in Burbon?
11:29 AM - Mar 29, 2024
Best thing about RFK announcing his running mate today is how disappointed his followers are that it isn’t some publicly known weirdo.
I could tell you who it is but you would just forget just like we forgot RFK was still running.
I could tell you who it is but you would just forget just like we forgot RFK was still running.
05:33 PM - Mar 26, 2024
So what will 40 Wall Street be renamed to when he sells it?
- Tish Tower?
- E.Jean Plaza?
- The Comeuppins?
- the FAFO Cabana?
- Spirit of Hollow Weenie? #DonPoorleone
- Tish Tower?
- E.Jean Plaza?
- The Comeuppins?
- the FAFO Cabana?
- Spirit of Hollow Weenie? #DonPoorleone
10:14 AM - Mar 25, 2024
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House Republican, Mike Gallagher announced he is LEAVING the House on April 19, which will leave the GOP with an even smaller one-vote margin.
It’s almost like there “Red Wave” is just pink fog now.
It’s almost like there “Red Wave” is just pink fog now.
03:24 PM - Mar 22, 2024
I was just made aware that a group of three or more pugs is called a “grumble”.
There’s no word for just two pugs but I propose a “grunt”.
There’s no word for just two pugs but I propose a “grunt”.
12:59 PM - Mar 22, 2024
