PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
From the AFFA
The American Flatulence and Farts Association remains tight-lipped about news that their twice-impeached former chair, Sleepy Don, has been farting in the courtroom
In unrelated news, Trump attorneys are pleading with the EPA for gas masks
From the AFFA
The American Flatulence and Farts Association remains tight-lipped about news that their twice-impeached former chair, Sleepy Don, has been farting in the courtroom
In unrelated news, Trump attorneys are pleading with the EPA for gas masks
02:30 PM - Apr 19, 2024
Just side note. One of items I keep forgetting is the doorman and out-of-wedlock Trump child (story). So this also is coming up in the trial, that the doorman's story was eliminated by same method as the Stormy and McDougal stories
12:08 PM - Apr 15, 2024
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
From the ALEA
The American Low Energy Association fell asleep attempting to comment on their twice-impeached chairman and part-time shoe and bible salesman, Trump falling asleep in court today
Lullaby Trumpy, have a good sleep
Prison comes soon, your hair they will keep
From the ALEA
The American Low Energy Association fell asleep attempting to comment on their twice-impeached chairman and part-time shoe and bible salesman, Trump falling asleep in court today
Lullaby Trumpy, have a good sleep
Prison comes soon, your hair they will keep
01:19 PM - Apr 15, 2024
I love this judge!
Trump legal clowns had tried to not show their hand, and kept evidence from being shown to prosecution in discovery (for two months). Today prosecutors complained. Judge Merchan said, you have 24 hours to show all evidence to DA, or it does not come in this trial
HAHAHAHAHA
Trump legal clowns had tried to not show their hand, and kept evidence from being shown to prosecution in discovery (for two months). Today prosecutors complained. Judge Merchan said, you have 24 hours to show all evidence to DA, or it does not come in this trial
HAHAHAHAHA
02:11 PM - Apr 15, 2024
Defendant Trump is in the courtroom
09:31 AM - Apr 15, 2024
Welcome back, Allen Weisselberg
Hi officer
How long this time?
Five months
Take care old timer, this place can be rough
I know
And after you've done these 5 months, maybe you should consider not arranging more time for here
Good advice, thank you sir
Hi officer
How long this time?
Five months
Take care old timer, this place can be rough
I know
And after you've done these 5 months, maybe you should consider not arranging more time for here
Good advice, thank you sir
12:37 PM - Apr 10, 2024
YES!! Exactly!
This is the biggest ad campaign we need to run this election cycle in every district, with enormous funding. Make the Republicans eat Trump and suffer the consequences
#LatTrumpBeTrump
This is the biggest ad campaign we need to run this election cycle in every district, with enormous funding. Make the Republicans eat Trump and suffer the consequences
#LatTrumpBeTrump
10:15 AM - Apr 09, 2024
We are one week from the first criminal trial of Trump
That's gonna be awesome. He has to sit in court every day. He cannot storm out of the courtroom or he will be shackled to his chair. He cannot interrupt the proceedings while his own people testify under oath, that Trump did it
Will be fun!
That's gonna be awesome. He has to sit in court every day. He cannot storm out of the courtroom or he will be shackled to his chair. He cannot interrupt the proceedings while his own people testify under oath, that Trump did it
Will be fun!
01:15 PM - Apr 07, 2024
Oh, and Trump declaring that he wants to be in jail for breaching his gag order?
Bullshit
Remember how freaked out Navarro was after he found out what prison is like
Trumpo will be whining worse than Peter Bizarro. So that is all just fake bravado
I'd love for Trump to taste some nights in jail
Bullshit
Remember how freaked out Navarro was after he found out what prison is like
Trumpo will be whining worse than Peter Bizarro. So that is all just fake bravado
I'd love for Trump to taste some nights in jail
01:29 PM - Apr 07, 2024
So what Jack Smith is waiting to do about Trump Pocket Judge Loose Cannon: Come On Aileen
is called a 'mandamus' Here is EXCELLENT explanation of what mandamus is, and why Jack Smith warned Judge Loose Cannon that Jack is now considering mandamus'ing her, bigly..
is called a 'mandamus' Here is EXCELLENT explanation of what mandamus is, and why Jack Smith warned Judge Loose Cannon that Jack is now considering mandamus'ing her, bigly..
08:13 PM - Apr 04, 2024
Let me comment on George Conway
This is literally putting your money where your mouth is. He - a big name Republican - paid max allowed, over $900,000 to help Biden win
Thank you George
But the REAL patriotic work you did, was past six YEARS of relentless work against Trump incl Project Lincoln
This is literally putting your money where your mouth is. He - a big name Republican - paid max allowed, over $900,000 to help Biden win
Thank you George
But the REAL patriotic work you did, was past six YEARS of relentless work against Trump incl Project Lincoln
06:11 PM - Apr 03, 2024
TRUMP NET WORTH THREAD/1
With that, let's go to part 2 of today's Thread-Marathon. The bond of $175M paid yesterday gives us a significant data point, by which we can do ... 'Trumpomath' and ... for first time get a semi-precise estimate of Trump ACTUAL net worth now, and at start of the year 2024
With that, let's go to part 2 of today's Thread-Marathon. The bond of $175M paid yesterday gives us a significant data point, by which we can do ... 'Trumpomath' and ... for first time get a semi-precise estimate of Trump ACTUAL net worth now, and at start of the year 2024
03:04 PM - Apr 02, 2024
UPCOMING FOX INTERVIEW
Thank you President Trump for giving Fox News this interview from Rikers Island Prison after you were convicted of financial fraud in the Manhattan criminal trial in April. Many of our viewers still plan on voting for you in November. How are you feeling?
They took my hair.
Thank you President Trump for giving Fox News this interview from Rikers Island Prison after you were convicted of financial fraud in the Manhattan criminal trial in April. Many of our viewers still plan on voting for you in November. How are you feeling?
They took my hair.
04:04 PM - Mar 31, 2024
A special election for House Seat flips from red to blue last night
A single special election won't predict anything. But when a series of special elections swing in the same direction vs previous general election - that foretells of an upcoming wave in that direction
This suggests BIG blue wave
A single special election won't predict anything. But when a series of special elections swing in the same direction vs previous general election - that foretells of an upcoming wave in that direction
This suggests BIG blue wave
09:15 AM - Mar 27, 2024
OMG I have DA best Tweeps! Fun With Photos (over at Mastodon) has photoshopped Deadbeat Don and his Melania-substitute, Alina Habba Dabba Do onto my movie poster about Trump's vocabulary malfunctions
This is brilliant. THANKS FWP, you da BEST !!!
This is brilliant. THANKS FWP, you da BEST !!!
11:13 AM - Mar 27, 2024
I am seeing countless references to it and it is still up on Truth Social as a Trump-authored posting. So I am gonna go with..
VOCABULARY ALERT
VOCABULARY ALERT
Wake the Adjunct Professor!
FOUR ALARM EVENT
Buden
Disinformates
Misinformates
Grest
BRING ALL DICTIONARIES AND THESAURUSES
VOCABULARY ALERT
VOCABULARY ALERT
Wake the Adjunct Professor!
FOUR ALARM EVENT
Buden
Disinformates
Misinformates
Grest
BRING ALL DICTIONARIES AND THESAURUSES
03:48 PM - Mar 26, 2024
Trump $175M Bond/8
Let me mention, I do expect Letitia James can appeal this ruling, and that she will. I would hope so. And I would think NY state Supreme Court will find that this was a wrong call, the NY statute was written to protect the victims in financial fraud, not reward the fraudsters
Let me mention, I do expect Letitia James can appeal this ruling, and that she will. I would hope so. And I would think NY state Supreme Court will find that this was a wrong call, the NY statute was written to protect the victims in financial fraud, not reward the fraudsters
02:21 PM - Mar 25, 2024
Well well well
A Very Good Morning to all my Tweeps here from the TomiAhonen Almanac
It appears Trump did not declare bankruptcy yesterday*. It looks like Trumpo did dumbest thing possible
And LETITIA JAMES TAKES ALL HIS STUFF ON MONDAY
* It is plausible he did and we only find out on Monday
A Very Good Morning to all my Tweeps here from the TomiAhonen Almanac
It appears Trump did not declare bankruptcy yesterday*. It looks like Trumpo did dumbest thing possible
And LETITIA JAMES TAKES ALL HIS STUFF ON MONDAY
* It is plausible he did and we only find out on Monday
09:15 AM - Mar 23, 2024
IS TODAY BANKRUPTCY DAY?
If Trump hasn't paid, in 3 days NY Attorney General Letitia James will take all of Trump's stuff, to satisfy Judge Engoron ruling to pay $457 million
The sane thing for Trump is to delay that, by declaring bankruptcy today
But when has Trump ever done the sane thing?
If Trump hasn't paid, in 3 days NY Attorney General Letitia James will take all of Trump's stuff, to satisfy Judge Engoron ruling to pay $457 million
The sane thing for Trump is to delay that, by declaring bankruptcy today
But when has Trump ever done the sane thing?
09:02 AM - Mar 22, 2024
(Edited)
The stuff of nightmares
If you want a dystopian alternate reality, where President has absolute right to assassinate Americans. 67 pages by homicidal maniacs Sauer-Puss & Lauron-Moron
https://www.supremecourt.g...
If you want a dystopian alternate reality, where President has absolute right to assassinate Americans. 67 pages by homicidal maniacs Sauer-Puss & Lauron-Moron
https://www.supremecourt.g...
09:14 PM - Mar 19, 2024
While Netanyahu is now bombarding civilians and causing pointless carnage, this war was STARTED by Hamas. What it does NOT NEED
is ANY encouragement of a 'final solution' like Trump suggested
Or this kind of DEPORTATION of whole nations like Jared suggests, hey this Gaza property is valuable
is ANY encouragement of a 'final solution' like Trump suggested
Or this kind of DEPORTATION of whole nations like Jared suggests, hey this Gaza property is valuable
04:20 PM - Mar 19, 2024
AN AIRPORT
Are you Mr Donald Trump?
Yes I am and get the fuck off my plane! Who are you?`
I am Sheriff Smith. This old Boeing 757 has been impounded. It belongs now to the State of New York
How am I gonna get back home to Florida?
Sir, there is a Greyhound station downtown..
Are you Mr Donald Trump?
Yes I am and get the fuck off my plane! Who are you?`
I am Sheriff Smith. This old Boeing 757 has been impounded. It belongs now to the State of New York
How am I gonna get back home to Florida?
Sir, there is a Greyhound station downtown..
03:41 PM - Mar 18, 2024
But today, this filing by Trump lawyers yes, that Trumpo cannot pay his fine, that calls for 18yo single malt whisky... cheers!
And we may well get to Trump bankruptcy THIS WEEK. Donald the Duck McTrump is no billionaire, he is a DEBTONAIRE! Daffy the Duck may go 'full Giuliani on FRIDAY !!!
And we may well get to Trump bankruptcy THIS WEEK. Donald the Duck McTrump is no billionaire, he is a DEBTONAIRE! Daffy the Duck may go 'full Giuliani on FRIDAY !!!
03:08 PM - Mar 18, 2024
Georgia trial kerfuffle is over, Nathan Wade just resigned. The trial of Trump, Giuliani and 13 other Trumpomobsters moves on with Fani Willis still in charge of the prosecution. She has 4 already flipped testifying against Trumpo, so this will be a slam dunk nightmare, played out on live TV...
03:34 PM - Mar 15, 2024
Failed TV Clown & White House Loon Peter Bizarro starts 4 month prison on 19 Mar
THIS IS A CELEBRATION
First of over 100 Trumpomobsters reports to prison!
It is BONUS MONTHS in prison for Navarro. He will ALSO get life in prison when Jack Smith is done with bigger fish of Jan 6
He is Bonus Moron
THIS IS A CELEBRATION
First of over 100 Trumpomobsters reports to prison!
It is BONUS MONTHS in prison for Navarro. He will ALSO get life in prison when Jack Smith is done with bigger fish of Jan 6
He is Bonus Moron
11:19 AM - Mar 11, 2024
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
From the PMBAA*
On heels of Trump paying NY Times half a million and E Jean Carroll 91 million dollars, next up is civil suit by Police Officer Marcus Moore, injured on Jan 6
DC Appeals Court issues summary judgment, appeal denied
* Pay Me Bitch Association of America
From the PMBAA*
On heels of Trump paying NY Times half a million and E Jean Carroll 91 million dollars, next up is civil suit by Police Officer Marcus Moore, injured on Jan 6
DC Appeals Court issues summary judgment, appeal denied
* Pay Me Bitch Association of America
11:05 AM - Mar 09, 2024
Quick political commentary on SOTU
Defendant Trump is campaigning. President Biden is governing
Those who watched his SOTU will feel relief, yes this is the Biden we want as our candidate
TOLD. YOU. SO.
Biden has not STARTED campaigning. When he does, he is DARK BRANDON. President Joe is our guy
Defendant Trump is campaigning. President Biden is governing
Those who watched his SOTU will feel relief, yes this is the Biden we want as our candidate
TOLD. YOU. SO.
Biden has not STARTED campaigning. When he does, he is DARK BRANDON. President Joe is our guy
09:55 AM - Mar 08, 2024
SRSLY. I am SO SO happy for E Jean Carroll today. If I am correct, that Trump goes bankrupt in coming weeks, then she likely is last person to be fully paid (apart from IRS, tax debts always go first in any bankruptcy). I am so so so happy for her. She gets $96.2 million from Trump - in CASH
01:01 PM - Mar 08, 2024
Could the Admirals supporting Defendant Trump please step up
Not you, Captain Ronny Jackson!
Doctor Feelgood, the drug dealer of Trump White House now demoted by US Navy from Admiral to Captain for dishonorable conduct
And this guy is REPUBLICAN in Congress? Yeah. Par for the course. All crooks
Not you, Captain Ronny Jackson!
Doctor Feelgood, the drug dealer of Trump White House now demoted by US Navy from Admiral to Captain for dishonorable conduct
And this guy is REPUBLICAN in Congress? Yeah. Par for the course. All crooks
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déjà vu @AnonymTrump's ex-doctor demoted by Navy for inappropriate behavior in White House10:57 AM - Mar 07, 2024
Trump's ex-doctor demoted by Navy for inappropriate behavior in White House - Raw Story
Rep. Ronny Jackson (R-TX), the former White House physician, was demoted by the U.S. Navy following an inspector general's report that found he acted inappropriately while serving under then-president Donald Trump.The Navy demoted the two-term congressman from a retired admiral to captain, which..
11:06 AM - Mar 07, 2024
