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*Echos are free

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On February 21, 2024, I mowed my lawn. In Michigan!
01:00 AM - Feb 22, 2024
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Removed my autopay info from Norton, now they're stalking me on every device and method.
Hey #Norton , no means no mfer.
03:07 PM - Feb 21, 2024
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Waiting for MDHHS callback when you were *257* in the queue.
01:03 PM - Feb 21, 2024
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Someone please make this meme
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Jennifer Granholm
Rick Synder
Gretchen Whitmer

Insert, "Hey right ball, yeah, left ball....who's the dick in the middle?", joke here. #MichiganGovernors
12:44 PM - Feb 21, 2024
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Jennifer Granholm
Rick Synder
Gretchen Whitmer

Insert, "Hey right ball, yeah, left ball....who's the dick in the middle?", joke here. #MichiganGovernors
12:44 PM - Feb 21, 2024
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12:15 PM - Feb 21, 2024
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No way!!!
12:18 PM - Feb 21, 2024
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WYZE breach
...We can now confirm that as cameras were coming back online, about 13,000 Wyze users received thumbnails from cameras that were not their own and 1,504 users tapped on them...
I use Arlo and Reolink camera systems, but I do love both my wyze noise canceling headphones.
12:54 PM - Feb 20, 2024
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Isla Fisher or not, werewolf is a def deal breaker.
10:14 PM - Feb 19, 2024
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Whatever happened to Ellen Muth? I hope she's doing great. Send.
12:29 PM - Feb 19, 2024
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I checked the label on my tea tree oil w/mint scrub I use on my balls and feet. Sure enough, Jesus is the third ingredient!
01:01 AM - Feb 19, 2024
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Teen: Grandma, I found some old family letters in a foreign language.
Gma: That's cursive
03:39 PM - Feb 18, 2024
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How can the same bed that feels so comfortable when you lie down, feel like you rolled a large boulder off you in the morning?
01:56 AM - Feb 18, 2024 (Edited)
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We need a 977 crisis hotline for everyday bs.
01:24 AM - Feb 18, 2024
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My bidet on 10
11:52 PM - Feb 17, 2024
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Subscribe to my soup pod on Spoutible. Also, idk wtf Spoutible Pods are.
03:50 PM - Feb 17, 2024
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02:17 PM - Feb 17, 2024
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Apparently, I'm the only one upset there's Aldi's in Russia.
02:14 PM - Feb 17, 2024
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Put on a cute YouTube video of mice for cats. Greta immediately proceeded whooping 65" TV screen ass😱🤣
12:44 PM - Feb 17, 2024
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How many farts in a tub of potato salad? #FAFO
07:30 PM - Feb 16, 2024
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*leaving review on Leaflydotcom
...then ate a 32oz tub of Amish potato salad.
07:20 PM - Feb 16, 2024
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Bought an extra Whitman's sampler jic Bill Murray pops in.
06:27 PM - Feb 14, 2024
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Venmo me 50, I'll call and break up with him/her for you tomorrow. Free, if she's local
02:34 PM - Feb 14, 2024
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Nailed it.
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Jesus: Who tf is behind my ads
His intern: Definitely a group of, wealthy, shady, mfers, Sir
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Dementia's fun: 1st Valentine's Day I've wished for a sister.
01:56 PM - Feb 14, 2024
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Seeked a referral to a White House doctor for the good stuff, but apparently they're out of my network.
01:45 PM - Feb 14, 2024 (Edited)
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I asked all my doctors to give me that good shit Underdog takes, but none of them are old enough to know who that is.
01:40 PM - Feb 14, 2024
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New weed. Weirdest munchies ever...almost had to have my stomach pumped of cream a mushroom soup yesterday.
01:27 PM - Feb 14, 2024
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MEH
12:43 PM - Feb 14, 2024
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I hope that 10yr old cried himself to sleep. Don't even
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(small talk w/nurse)
Me: So whoya like in the game?
Nurse: ...I don't watch football, but my 10 nephew is against the swifties, so i'm rooting for the 49s.
Me: Hmm, 10s awful early to be indoctrinated.
Nurse: 😳
Me: Enjoy the game.
03:26 PM - Feb 11, 2024
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