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You're...
*Echos are free

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40-59

25-39

Under 25

434 votes — 05:11 PM - May 24, 2023
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So I needed a good attorney, and I found one. He's been really good. He's old...probably a healthy 70. Everyone working in his office is relatively old, too. Here's the weird thing...they all have suspiciously dark tans, in April, (shity April btw), in Michigan, and Idk what to make of that. 🤔
09:53 PM - Apr 23, 2024
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03:21 AM - Apr 23, 2024
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03:21 AM - Apr 23, 2024
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Abt 95% of Spoutible users don't Hi-5 back irl.
08:51 PM - Apr 22, 2024 (Edited)
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Smash like if you hate Chase Bank.
08:42 PM - Apr 22, 2024
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I'm really hoping to become a ghost, bc I'm starting to think it's my best chance of being sucked off.
08:42 PM - Apr 22, 2024
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Below is a list of who will accept Trump's collect calls from prison:
02:13 PM - Apr 22, 2024
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I'm now, needs hydrocodone to "stretch", yrs old.
05:15 PM - Apr 19, 2024
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Curb final season could've been perfect if they had killed off Cheryl's character.
02:12 PM - Apr 18, 2024
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Reminder. You must stare directly at the eclipse to be raptured.
10:53 PM - Apr 06, 2024
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Don't even think abt cleaning under and behind your frige unless you are 💯 physically and mentally prepared.
09:46 AM - Apr 08, 2024
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Reminder. You must stare directly at the eclipse to be raptured.
10:53 PM - Apr 06, 2024
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This brings back so many memories of my 80's tube sock/underwear eating Old English Sheepdog.
02:04 PM - Apr 05, 2024 (Edited)
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🎵Making raisins under the couch meow
Yeah Yeah
09:06 PM - Apr 01, 2024
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Honestly, I just should have decorated and hid eggs for the raccoons and foxes.
03:26 PM - Apr 01, 2024
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COVID ruined a lot of lives, but never before could I get a single jar of sweet relish delivered in an hr or less.
03:20 PM - Apr 01, 2024
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I've found the perfect buns. Now, I get the perfect homeburgers.
04:03 PM - Mar 29, 2024
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Flossing feels like I'm hitting skull.
03:58 PM - Mar 29, 2024
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The upside of being an only child, I now have 1000 "nice" towels and enough bedding for a B&B.
11:59 AM - Mar 28, 2024
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Venmo me $60...packing up mom's house, I'm also selling bibles. Wood boxes included free.
11:55 AM - Mar 28, 2024
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Idgaf. I'm now introducing myself as The World's Greatest Detective.
12:15 PM - Mar 25, 2024
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Ugh...when your Ibuprofen bottle feels heavy, it's gonna be a long day
11:11 AM - Mar 25, 2024
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Holy shit (catching breath), if I die on the toilet rn, it's my new weed. #29 %
03:45 PM - Mar 24, 2024
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You're 10min
into your hr drive and you realize you picked the wrong weed
06:38 PM - Mar 22, 2024
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I find it rather hilarious the Left is referred to as "radical"

As if the left are running around with assault rifles and killing people, denying science, and not accepting the results of an election.
08:46 AM - Mar 22, 2024
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I'm going to England to live on a narrow boat, and play the roll of "Tuesday Kate".
01:08 AM - Mar 19, 2024
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🚨Breaking: Buckingham Palace announces Four Seasons Total Landscaping UK press conference.
06:37 PM - Mar 18, 2024
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President Obama entering 10 Downing, is the coolest thing that's ever entered 10 Downing.
03:08 PM - Mar 18, 2024
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Hi, I'm another famous actor, you're totally gonna lose respect for, doing another commercial for another predatory shitty Capital One blahblah
02:19 PM - Mar 18, 2024
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Wait for it🤘🤘
02:04 AM - Mar 17, 2024
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