This is a great commentary from the superb Dave Karpf. He predicts Twitter will be bankrupt in 6 months due to horrible management. I hope we can convince him (Professor Karpf) to take his talents to Spoutible. https://davekarpf.substack...
09:19 AM - Mar 09, 2023
Why is it that I have 14 year old patients that can't take pills while I also have 2 year old toddlers that have no trouble swallowing grandma's metformin?
10:31 AM - Feb 24, 2023
I came across this fine specimen of the medical profession today.😳
05:35 PM - Feb 15, 2023
All the spy balloon experts from last week are now environmental toxicologists.
11:48 AM - Feb 14, 2023
There's a senior pitbull in town that needs a home because his momma recently died. Our daughter wants him so she photoshopped Dexter into a picture of our family to show us how he would fit in.
01:04 PM - Feb 12, 2023
I agree with @gbosslet this place is nice but needs more engagement. Ice cream rankings:
1. Mitchell's
2. Jeni's
3. Graeter's
4. Cold Stone Creamery
5. Young's Jersey Dairy
1. Mitchell's
2. Jeni's
3. Graeter's
4. Cold Stone Creamery
5. Young's Jersey Dairy
05:36 PM - Feb 11, 2023
I will never get tired of making fun of people who paid for blue checkmarks.
Context: this snowflake was trying to defend elon musk firing the engineer who told him why his engagement was down.
Context: this snowflake was trying to defend elon musk firing the engineer who told him why his engagement was down.
04:47 PM - Feb 10, 2023
I tried to make a funny with ChatGPT but ended up getting gaslit instead:
12:23 PM - Feb 10, 2023
If we could get Woj and Shams to bring their rivalry over to Spoutible that would definitely be the end for the twitter.
05:07 PM - Feb 09, 2023
The greatest looking animated food in cartoon history is pizza from the original TMNT cartoons. Did they get paid under the table by big pizza? They should have.
05:28 PM - Feb 07, 2023
For some personal research I went through all 50 states to see which ones ask menstrual questions as part of their high school sports evaluation. 46/50 ask to varying degrees. However I also learned that the most invasive questions are from Connecticut:
Do you get cramps? Are you on DRUGS?!?
Do you get cramps? Are you on DRUGS?!?
01:30 PM - Feb 06, 2023
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If you need a reason to choose Spoutible over Post, the major investor for Post is the VC group Andreesen-Horowitz. Marc Andreesen created Netscape back in the day but he has since drifted into some abhorrent alt-right beliefs. He's just better about keeping quiet about them than Elon.
02:08 PM - Feb 05, 2023
Instead of the Twitter fail whale when Spoutible goes down it should be called a Spoutage and this picture should be displayed:
12:13 AM - Feb 04, 2023
Me when my staff asks if they can add on another patient at the end of the day on a Friday afternoon.
05:44 PM - Feb 03, 2023
On behalf of pediatricians and former tweetiatricians I am officially staking our claim to the hasthag #medsprout before Mark Hyman and the "Food is Medicine" freaks grab it.
11:51 AM - Feb 03, 2023
Two weeks ago I got a letter in the mail from HHS saying they were giving away 20 Paxlovid courses to physicians practicing in underserved counties. I thought no way but filling out the form only took a few minutes and boom! $10k worth of free drugs.
09:12 AM - Feb 03, 2023
Anyone who joins Spoutible in the next 5 days gets a bunny!
09:53 PM - Feb 01, 2023
