I was really excited to finally watch Curb Your Enthusiasm.
It wasn't what I thought it would be. I thought it would be about someone draining people's enthusiasm. Then I realized it was. And it just did.
Well played, TV. Well played.
It wasn't what I thought it would be. I thought it would be about someone draining people's enthusiasm. Then I realized it was. And it just did.
Well played, TV. Well played.
08:32 PM - Apr 22, 2024
C O M I N G - T H I S - F A L L :
THE 2024 GUTTER WATER OLYMPICS STREAMING LIVE FROM THE OAK STREET GUTTER WATER STADIUM!
Will the record for the world's largest splash be broken? Plan to attend or watch to find out!
Exclusively on the OSGW streaming app - $19.99 per month and some hidden fees!
THE 2024 GUTTER WATER OLYMPICS STREAMING LIVE FROM THE OAK STREET GUTTER WATER STADIUM!
Will the record for the world's largest splash be broken? Plan to attend or watch to find out!
Exclusively on the OSGW streaming app - $19.99 per month and some hidden fees!
08:19 PM - Apr 22, 2024
BREAKING NEWS:
A massive flood was averted again today because of gutters.
You're welcome.
*This message provided by H2Oak Street Gutter Water:
"Stay Hydrated And don't forget to attend the 2024 Gutter Water Olympics, held on Oak Street and sponsored by H2Oak Street Gutter Water!" #bodiesofwater
A massive flood was averted again today because of gutters.
You're welcome.
*This message provided by H2Oak Street Gutter Water:
"Stay Hydrated And don't forget to attend the 2024 Gutter Water Olympics, held on Oak Street and sponsored by H2Oak Street Gutter Water!" #bodiesofwater
06:51 PM - Apr 22, 2024
The night was moist. Was I sweating or was it raining? Were my poor pores pouring so much moisture down my sides that it could not be curbed? Was it incontinence? I remember being young with a steady stream, before the puddles and trickles ruined my flow. I miss my youth. #Spoutories #pour
01:01 PM - Feb 19, 2024
At OSGW, we serve a higher power by saving soles!
Infused with asphalt and covered in slurry, our soles are a marvel of advanced design and technology!
When you party like a rock star and pass out in the gutter, you'll make a big SPLASH when you wear Oak Street Gutter Water Sneakers - only $399!
Infused with asphalt and covered in slurry, our soles are a marvel of advanced design and technology!
When you party like a rock star and pass out in the gutter, you'll make a big SPLASH when you wear Oak Street Gutter Water Sneakers - only $399!
11:41 AM - Feb 19, 2024
02:11 PM - Feb 05, 2024EMJAYESS @Emjayess
06:47 PM - Feb 05, 2024
08:41 PM - Feb 05, 2024
So, to save money, I decided to try using Bing AI to design my new H2Oak Street bottles and advertising campaign. Not happy with the results. #bodiesofwater
07:58 PM - Feb 05, 2024
06:52 PM - Feb 05, 2024
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01:50 PM - Feb 05, 2024
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02:11 PM - Feb 05, 2024EMJAYESS @Emjayess
06:47 PM - Feb 05, 2024
I appreciate someone who's mind is in the mother.. I mean gutter. Damn it! I swore I wouldn't do that!
EMJAYESS @Emjayess02:59 PM - Dec 15, 2023
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03:16 PM - Jan 20, 2024
Rainy weekend. Gonna be busy today, tonight, tomorrow. SoCal winters are my favorite time of the year!
02:59 PM - Jan 20, 2024
04:49 PM - Jan 04, 2024
2024 GUTTER WATER OLYMPICS UPDATE: Training is underway for the Gutter Jumping Freestyle event!
Reminder: Tickets to the GW Olympics make great stocking-stuffers!
Disclaimer: Do NOT try this at home. These are trained pros. #bodiesofwater
Reminder: Tickets to the GW Olympics make great stocking-stuffers!
Disclaimer: Do NOT try this at home. These are trained pros. #bodiesofwater
03:01 PM - Dec 13, 2023
2024 GUTTER WATER OLYMPICS UPDATE: Training is underway for the Gutter Jumping Freestyle event!
Reminder: Tickets to the GW Olympics make great stocking-stuffers!
Disclaimer: Do NOT try this at home. These are trained pros. #bodiesofwater
Reminder: Tickets to the GW Olympics make great stocking-stuffers!
Disclaimer: Do NOT try this at home. These are trained pros. #bodiesofwater
03:01 PM - Dec 13, 2023
Different perspective: My trans son thinks it's funny, comparing it to the "riddikulus spell" on Harry Potter. BUT he 1000% hates the meme of molesters with the caption of "Not a drag queen" because it cements LGBTQ+ to the behavior and basically says: "Surprise! It's not a drag queen, this time!"
Sally O'Malley @SweetnessLate last night I posted a meme with #DailyPictureTheme whose theme was #Dangerous . I posted "The only #dangerous drag queen I have ever seen." The meme was Donald Trump in drag with Anita Pardon. My attempt at making a point & using drag to do so was tasteless and harmful. I hurt many people02:37 PM - Nov 01, 2023
05:09 PM - Nov 01, 2023
* * Oak Street Gutter Water Lost and Found * *
If any of the following items are yours, please come by and claim them!
*Note: I'm keeping the lighter.
If any of the following items are yours, please come by and claim them!
*Note: I'm keeping the lighter.
12:46 AM - Oct 16, 2023
"Why, this is the best gutter water I've ever tasted! You should buy some for yourself, 'cause Mary Todd and I aren't sharing!"
12:42 AM - Oct 16, 2023
03:09 AM - Oct 05, 2023
Bedbugs sweep Paris? At least their streets and gutters will be clean! #BadPhotoshop
Susan Buzzell @sbuzz59Les stinking bugs. 😆10:31 PM - Sep 30, 2023
11:14 PM - Sep 30, 2023
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#bodiesofwater Don't listen to this guy! I think some of us are hilarious! And I'm not just talking about me! (This time.)
aaron @beec4240i am still waiting for the funny people to come over from twitter like that guy who posts all the funny and sometimes poignant videos who used to play basketball or the one where it’s the thoughts of dogs ooh maybe we could get a funny body of water that would be new since we don’t have one of those09:26 PM - Sep 30, 2023
10:35 PM - Sep 30, 2023
@Phred - this looks like something you can explain. I'll wait...
EMJAYESS @EmjayessI saw this, now you also have to see it so you can tell me if my edibles are too strong or if this really is what I think it is...11:47 PM - Sep 29, 2023
11:59 PM - Sep 29, 2023
I'm not sure how anyone will feel about this, but I'm gonna share the video of my birth:
11:58 PM - Sep 29, 2023
The Great Michael Gambon has died. Yes, Dumbledore, but also a mighty presence on the English stage for nearly 50 yrs. I feel so privileged to have seen half a dozen of those performances. Rest in power, king. "The odds is gone, and there is nothing left remarkable beneath the visiting moon."
01:14 AM - Sep 29, 2023
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