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Live long and socially distant.
04:22 AM - Feb 24, 2023 (Edited)
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(Parody - do not judge me)

Biden Invites Matt Gaetz to White House to pet his dog. You know what to do, Commander. Good dog!
06:34 PM - Sep 28, 2023
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Women are not subhuman. Stop treating us as if our worth is dependent upon our status to others.
06:29 PM - Sep 28, 2023
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This morning, I directed my staff to deliver a gift to congratulate and salute Representative Comer and his Team America (tm) squad as they embark on their historic impeachment journey. - Sen Fetterman.
04:37 PM - Sep 28, 2023
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The Ooze Brother.
02:57 PM - Sep 28, 2023
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I'm good with this.
02:57 PM - Sep 28, 2023
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#gop debate tonight:
12:38 AM - Sep 28, 2023
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Tonight's #GOPDebate is sponsored by the Biden/Harris re-election campaign. (Or should have been).
11:09 PM - Sep 27, 2023
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This guy from North Dakota looks like the ghoul that appears sitting next to you in the mirror on Haunted Mansion at Disney.
11:05 PM - Sep 27, 2023
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Deplorables
10:57 PM - Sep 27, 2023
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As Donny goes bankrupt I have an idea if the Feds seize *rump Tower.
03:50 PM - Sep 27, 2023
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New poll in the Magic household has Biden up significantly over the other guy.
Breakdown:
Humans - Biden 100% / DFG 0%
Cats - Biden 75% / DFG 25%
What can I say? The new cat is an arsehole, politically.
03:42 PM - Sep 27, 2023
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Stealther from the bird site alert: Careful - this child blood-drinking conspiracy looney is now here, too.
03:19 PM - Sep 27, 2023
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Move over Swift Boat tactics, it's time for Swift Vote. You go, Taylor!
03:58 AM - Sep 27, 2023
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Thank you, NY.
03:55 AM - Sep 27, 2023
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Stranger: Why you wearing a mask?
Me: Lockdown
Stranger: What
Me: The university needed one more participant for a paid masking study so I locked that shite down
Stranger: A paid study?
Me: Yeah we all get $1k/week for masking in public & get this, none of us have been sick
12:31 AM - Sep 27, 2023
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Trump can no longer afford to eat at Newark airport.
10:13 PM - Sep 26, 2023
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Fixed it.

Follow me for more Sharpie usage tips.
10:05 PM - Sep 26, 2023
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Trump business model
09:22 PM - Sep 26, 2023
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Nice shirt.
09:02 PM - Sep 26, 2023
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Today, I was honored to return to the State Dept
and join Sec Blinken in unveiling my official portrait as 67th Secretary of State.

We're delighted to share it with the American public right here, in case you don't make it in person to headquarters in Foggy Bottom anytime soon. --- Hillary Clinton
08:50 PM - Sep 26, 2023 (Edited)
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Mass murderer.
08:37 PM - Sep 26, 2023
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INCREDIBLE! U.S. Supreme Court DENIES Alabama's effort to use its illegal congressional map. This guarantees a new map with two Black opportunity districts will be in place for 2024. So much for getting Kavenaugh to kill it :) Too much attention made him back off changing his original decision.
03:33 PM - Sep 26, 2023
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Confession time: I've never heard her music, but thank you, Taylor.
02:42 PM - Sep 25, 2023
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How my day is going:
02:37 PM - Sep 25, 2023
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Should have just kept him in the transporter buffer.
04:28 AM - Sep 25, 2023
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It's funny because it's true.
01:08 AM - Sep 24, 2023
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So there.
03:23 PM - Sep 23, 2023
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Good kitty.
03:20 PM - Sep 23, 2023
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Ew, I can hear it in his voice.
03:18 PM - Sep 23, 2023 (Edited)
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Time to print up some more of these for people who are offended by my wearing a mask.
03:14 PM - Sep 23, 2023
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