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"Declareth the unborn as children when thou needeth to oppress women, but careth not for them nor children already having been birthed."- Republicanus 2:23
02:38 PM - Feb 25, 2024
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For every million dollars in executive compensation, you could pay about 15 employees a $60k salary per year, including payroll taxes and benefits. Remember that the next time a company issues layoffs but doesn't cut executive compensation.
01:26 PM - Feb 24, 2024
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Since frozen embryos are considered children by RepubliQans, this means they're okay with putting people in freezers, which means you are free to shove RepubliQans into a freezer when they get too annoying.
01:12 PM - Feb 23, 2024
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In today's latest dystopian Murican christofascist news, a Texas judge decided that the CROWN Act, designed to prevent discrimination based upon traditional cultural and ethnic hairstyles, doesn't actually apply to black people.
01:39 PM - Feb 22, 2024
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Because the orange messiah was hit with massive penalties due to decades of fraud, dozens of unemployed truckers have vowed to not haul loads into or out of New York. I'm sure the economanomany will never recover from this crushing blow.
04:44 PM - Feb 18, 2024
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"Weareth thine orange messiah's overpriced clothing upon thy body and shoes upon thy feet while complaining loudly about the prices of thine food and fuel "- Republicanus 2:17
02:30 PM - Feb 18, 2024
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Reinstalled Spoutible, let's see if it works...
02:24 PM - Feb 18, 2024
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Hey, RepubliQans, how are those impeachments going for you? Oh, that's a sore subject? Huh, maybe you should have actually found actual evidence of wrongdoing before trying to move ahead with these efforts.
12:22 PM - Feb 07, 2024
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It's such a shame that a federal appeals court has told the orange messiah that he doesn't have, and never had, immunity from being charged with the crimes he has committed. His tears are going to ruin his orange makeup.
02:41 PM - Feb 06, 2024
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Imagine if Americans spent half as much energy doing literally anything positive as they put into defending celebrities online...
11:52 AM - Feb 06, 2024
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04:28 PM - Feb 05, 2024
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One of the saddest things for me is how many fields I enjoy or am involved in, such as construction, sports, cars, study of military history, historic aircraft and restoration, are filled with MAGAt types.
04:04 PM - Feb 05, 2024
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If you're going to say things like "tax the rich" or blame billionaires for wrecking the economy, you're a huge fucking hypocrite if you defend Taylor Swift's fortune.
03:05 PM - Feb 04, 2024
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06:58 PM - Feb 03, 2024
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This NHL All-star game is so unexciting and bland that the jerseys are interesting by comparison, and they may be the worst all-star jerseys of any sport, ever. It doesn't look like any of these players even want to be here.
05:44 PM - Feb 03, 2024
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I will never understand the people who are willing to put aside their principles, standards, and beliefs simply to make their lives easier.
12:49 PM - Feb 02, 2024
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"Cryeth when a successful woman overshadoweth any man for public attention."- Republicanus 1:28
04:12 PM - Jan 28, 2024
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So if gas prices over $4 a gallon are Joe Biden's fault, how come gas prices under $4 a gallon are just the free market at work?
04:48 PM - Jan 27, 2024
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Ignorance is all around us.
05:26 PM - Jan 26, 2024
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If you don't believe that housing is a right, or that unhoused people are somehow lesser humans because of their circumstances, you're a piece of shit and will be immediately blocked.
04:28 PM - Jan 26, 2024
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10:10 PM - Jan 23, 2024
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It's so weird watching chuds gloat about Barbie being snubbed in several Oscar categories, but also melting straight the fuck down at the Dow Jones hitting an all-time high.
02:08 PM - Jan 23, 2024
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Random ask: My daughter's birthday is coming up soon, and I was wondering if anyone had any Coca Cola Starlight floating around still that they would be willing to part with to help blow her mind.
09:14 PM - Jan 22, 2024
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Scott Norwood, paging Scott Norwood...
09:45 PM - Jan 21, 2024
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The NFL rule that an offensive fumble through the end zone resulting in a turnover and a touchback for the opposing team is one of the stupidest rules in sports.
09:10 PM - Jan 21, 2024
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"Pledgeth thine fealty to thine opponent of thine same party when thou loseth, for cowardice shall be rewarded."- Republicanus 1:24
05:48 PM - Jan 21, 2024
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Unpopular opinion: Alec Baldwin was holding the gun that resulted in someone's death, and the circumstances around it aren't cut and dried, so a trial with a jury deciding whether or not he should be held liable is the right thing to do.
05:07 PM - Jan 19, 2024
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03:13 PM - Jan 19, 2024
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Oh, nothing, just me laughing that the Cowboys have decided to keep the worst coach in terms of scheme, game management, personnel decisions, and overall coaching in the NFL, including all the head coaches who were fired over the course of this season.
02:59 AM - Jan 18, 2024
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If you're trying to erase the history of either the Palestinians or Israeli people to support your point, your point is worthless.
10:12 PM - Jan 17, 2024
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