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Don't forget to buy your Trump approved Bible with lyrics from Lee Greenwood to protect yourself from DEI and out of control container ships before the communists take everything away!
09:45 PM - Mar 27, 2024
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For all those who think the orange messiah is a billionaire, please name me any other billionaire on the planet who wouldn't be able to secure a bond of $500 million by using their assets as collateral. Just one, any billionaire you can think of. I'll wait patiently.
05:13 PM - Mar 20, 2024
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For all the people saying, "Israel wouldn't intentionally kill civilians," I ask you what you have been paying attention to for the last 50 years, and especially the last ten years or so.
01:29 PM - Mar 19, 2024
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"Celebrateth the culture of Irish immigrants in thine land while unironically condemningeth all immigrants in thine land."- Republicanus 3:17
09:51 PM - Mar 17, 2024
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Happy "First Monday of the Stupidest Outdated Tradition We Have to Blindly Follow Because Governments Refuse to Stick With One Clock Setting" to all who celebrate!
02:36 PM - Mar 11, 2024
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With everyone talking about Biden trying to recruit "undecided voters," it just makes me think of firefighters trying to "recruit" people from burning buildings, and some just deciding to rush into the fire, instead.
01:26 PM - Mar 09, 2024
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I heard that there was some sort of speech tonight, and that it was all over TV. I'm sure it unified people into coming together in support of our nation, and that it in no way angered those supporting Putin and his orange lackey running for president.
12:42 AM - Mar 08, 2024
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Sweden had maintained neutrality for over 200 years until now, when they have officially joined NATO in response to Putin being a dickhead and threatening every nation in Europe. And the best part is he only has himself to blame for uniting Europe against Russia.
01:29 PM - Mar 07, 2024
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"Declareth the unborn as children when thou needeth to oppress women, but careth not for them nor children already having been birthed."- Republicanus 2:23
02:38 PM - Feb 25, 2024
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For every million dollars in executive compensation, you could pay about 15 employees a $60k salary per year, including payroll taxes and benefits. Remember that the next time a company issues layoffs but doesn't cut executive compensation.
01:26 PM - Feb 24, 2024
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Since frozen embryos are considered children by RepubliQans, this means they're okay with putting people in freezers, which means you are free to shove RepubliQans into a freezer when they get too annoying.
01:12 PM - Feb 23, 2024
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In today's latest dystopian Murican christofascist news, a Texas judge decided that the CROWN Act, designed to prevent discrimination based upon traditional cultural and ethnic hairstyles, doesn't actually apply to black people.
01:39 PM - Feb 22, 2024
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Because the orange messiah was hit with massive penalties due to decades of fraud, dozens of unemployed truckers have vowed to not haul loads into or out of New York. I'm sure the economanomany will never recover from this crushing blow.
04:44 PM - Feb 18, 2024
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"Weareth thine orange messiah's overpriced clothing upon thy body and shoes upon thy feet while complaining loudly about the prices of thine food and fuel "- Republicanus 2:17
02:30 PM - Feb 18, 2024
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Reinstalled Spoutible, let's see if it works...
02:24 PM - Feb 18, 2024
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Hey, RepubliQans, how are those impeachments going for you? Oh, that's a sore subject? Huh, maybe you should have actually found actual evidence of wrongdoing before trying to move ahead with these efforts.
12:22 PM - Feb 07, 2024
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It's such a shame that a federal appeals court has told the orange messiah that he doesn't have, and never had, immunity from being charged with the crimes he has committed. His tears are going to ruin his orange makeup.
02:41 PM - Feb 06, 2024
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Imagine if Americans spent half as much energy doing literally anything positive as they put into defending celebrities online...
11:52 AM - Feb 06, 2024
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04:28 PM - Feb 05, 2024
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One of the saddest things for me is how many fields I enjoy or am involved in, such as construction, sports, cars, study of military history, historic aircraft and restoration, are filled with MAGAt types.
04:04 PM - Feb 05, 2024
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If you're going to say things like "tax the rich" or blame billionaires for wrecking the economy, you're a huge fucking hypocrite if you defend Taylor Swift's fortune.
03:05 PM - Feb 04, 2024
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06:58 PM - Feb 03, 2024
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This NHL All-star game is so unexciting and bland that the jerseys are interesting by comparison, and they may be the worst all-star jerseys of any sport, ever. It doesn't look like any of these players even want to be here.
05:44 PM - Feb 03, 2024
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I will never understand the people who are willing to put aside their principles, standards, and beliefs simply to make their lives easier.
12:49 PM - Feb 02, 2024
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"Cryeth when a successful woman overshadoweth any man for public attention."- Republicanus 1:28
04:12 PM - Jan 28, 2024
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So if gas prices over $4 a gallon are Joe Biden's fault, how come gas prices under $4 a gallon are just the free market at work?
04:48 PM - Jan 27, 2024
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Ignorance is all around us.
05:26 PM - Jan 26, 2024
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If you don't believe that housing is a right, or that unhoused people are somehow lesser humans because of their circumstances, you're a piece of shit and will be immediately blocked.
04:28 PM - Jan 26, 2024
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10:10 PM - Jan 23, 2024
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It's so weird watching chuds gloat about Barbie being snubbed in several Oscar categories, but also melting straight the fuck down at the Dow Jones hitting an all-time high.
02:08 PM - Jan 23, 2024
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