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Got into an argument with a MAGA about the idea that the Little Mermaid could be Black because why not, no one’s ever seen one. “Shut up, libtard!” he yelled. “You know got-damn well the Little Mermaid is as white as the driven snow. Just like our lord and savior, Jesus Christ.”
06:49 PM - Mar 18, 2023
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Lauren Boebert is thrilled that her 17 year old got his 15 year old girlfriend pregnant. Because in her family, if someone knocks someone up who isn’t a relative it’s considered a bonus.
03:49 PM - Mar 17, 2023
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FUN FACT: All of trump’s books begin and end with Chapter 11.
09:21 AM - Mar 17, 2023
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Vladimir Putin has been propping trump up financially since at least the early oughts. Because he wanted to groom his “useful idiot” to become president in order to inflict as much damage to America as possible. So naturally he’s been keeping trump’s “truth social” afloat too.
10:03 AM - Mar 16, 2023
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Joe Exotic has announced that he will be running for president while in prison. This is basically a trial balloon for the GOP to see if trump will be able to do the same thing.
09:19 AM - Mar 16, 2023
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Neither was the House Code of Official Conduct but Lauren Boebert doesn’t know what the hell that says either.
09:16 AM - Mar 16, 2023
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I guess the republicans put Marjorie Taylor Greene on the Homeland Security Committee because Bin Laden wasn’t available. JFC.
09:13 AM - Mar 16, 2023
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I’m in twitter jail for a week for calling Kim Gargoyle something that rhymes with “thank,” so I guess I’ll “spout” some things that I would normally “tweet” here for a while. 🤷‍♂️
09:11 AM - Mar 16, 2023 (Edited)
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