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@Limpetman

This has been fun today. I had to dust off my dad-a-base of jokes. And because of today, I will be adding to it.

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04:30 PM - Sep 29, 2023
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Shanermc
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What is an empty can of cheese wiz?

Cheese Was.

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04:19 PM - Sep 29, 2023
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Shanermc
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What did 50 cent do when he was hungry?

58.

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04:15 PM - Sep 29, 2023
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My wife and I went to couples therapy. The therapist asked "What brings the two of you here today?"

Wife: It's impossible to live with him, he's too literal.

Me: My truck.

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04:14 PM - Sep 29, 2023
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Shanermc
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I'm trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are hard to find.

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04:13 PM - Sep 29, 2023
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Shanermc
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What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce.

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04:08 PM - Sep 29, 2023
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Shanermc
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What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly squats.

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04:07 PM - Sep 29, 2023
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Shanermc
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What did 0 say to 8?

Nice belt.

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04:06 PM - Sep 29, 2023
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Shanermc
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A 3 legged dog walks through a set of swinging doors into a saloon and says...

"I'm looking for the guy who shot my paw"

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04:03 PM - Sep 29, 2023
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Shanermc
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5 cows and 2 bulls were out in the field grazing when a tornado came through. All the cows were knocked over, but not the bulls. The cows stood up, shook themselves off and said "What happened? How did you two not fall over?"

"We bulls wobble, but we don't fall down."

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04:00 PM - Sep 29, 2023
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Shanermc
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I started losing my hair in my early 20's. I'm in my 40's now and I still carry a comb.

I just can't part with it.

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03:20 PM - Sep 29, 2023
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David
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I have decided that tomorrow will be Spoutible #DadJokeChallenge day...

I want everyone to share their funniest/silliest/groaniest #DadJokes

Lets light up tomorrow with silliness, fun and laughter

Share this far and wide...the more the merrier

Countdown has begun!
10:38 AM - Sep 28, 2023
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Shanermc
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How many times do you have to tickle an octopus to make it laugh?

Ten-tickles.

Of course there are only 8 tenticles, so the first 2 were test-tickles.

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07:39 AM - Sep 29, 2023
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Shanermc
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Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand?

Because a toothbrush works better.

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07:37 AM - Sep 29, 2023
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Shanermc
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Did you know that garden gnomes almost always have red hats?

Its a little gnome fact!

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07:35 AM - Sep 29, 2023
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David
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Whoohoo...it's Spoutible #DadJokeChallenge day...share your dreadful #DadJokes and let's all end up in the ER with pulled rib muscles and eye roll strain!!!

Bring it!!!
07:14 AM - Sep 29, 2023
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David
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Don't forget peeps...I have declared tomorrow #DadJokeChallenge day...share your best/worst dad jokes and let's have some fun!!
07:06 PM - Sep 28, 2023
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Shanermc
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Did you know that the first french fries weren't fried in France.

They were fried in grease.

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10:10 PM - Sep 27, 2023
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DGeez
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Everything happens for a reason.
Sometimes the reason is you're stupid and make bad decisions.
09:38 PM - Sep 27, 2023
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Shanermc
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What if Soy Milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?

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04:02 PM - Sep 25, 2023
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Shanermc
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My wife bought a new toilet brush.

To make aong story short....I'm switching back to toilet paper.

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09:44 PM - Sep 21, 2023
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Shanermc
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I had a pair of racing snails. I removed their shells to make them more aerodynamic, but they became sluggish.

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09:47 PM - Sep 20, 2023
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Shanermc
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The Beastie Boys are releasing a 5 part anthology. Parts A-D are free, but you have to fight for your right to Part E.

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09:44 PM - Sep 20, 2023
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Talk Like a Pirate Day be almost over. This be my last spout in a piratey accent.

I had fun. I hope all mateys had fun, too. Next time, let us drink more grog, plunder some loot, and defend great whale Spouty from the curse of Cap'n Musk.

To next year's Talk Like a Pirate Day! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! 😀
09:06 PM - Sep 19, 2023
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Shanermc
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey.

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12:18 PM - Sep 19, 2023
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Why didn't the pirate shower before he had to walk the plank?
Because he knew he would wash up on shore later.

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12:13 PM - Sep 19, 2023
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Shanermc
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A pirate went to the dermatologist to look at some suspicious moles on his back.
The doctor assured him that they are benign.
"Arrrgg" said the pirate "check again, when I counted there be 10."

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12:00 PM - Sep 19, 2023
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Shanermc
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Did you hear about the blind cyclopse brothers?

Neither have eye.
09:09 PM - Sep 18, 2023
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Nyah M
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It is sad and pathetic how true this is.
07:45 PM - Sep 02, 2023
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Andrew Brodie
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Naughty kitty # 89...

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09:13 AM - Mar 11, 2023
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