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I think more democratically-inclined artists who make their living speaking their minds need to make more of a point how much freedom is on the line in the US election. The racist rapist treasonous criminal fraud has already threatened imprisonment for many of his detractors.
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America: where the corruption is so transparently real that it almost numbs your soul #WeWillFight #WeWillWin
01:54 AM - Feb 29, 2024
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After reading your Spouts last night, sex definitely happened at our house #SpoutibleAfterDark #spoutibleafterdarkbeforelunch After reading your Spouts last night, sex definitely happened at our house #SpoutibleAfterDark
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Ola @Olatunde
True Story: My First Date in Manhattan, NY

I noticed him staring at my cleavage and my buttocks, but I didn't say anything. I could notice his huge erection. I was wearing a tight jean, which made my curves look even sexier, and a white shirt with my cleavage exposed.😆

It was....
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True Story: My First Date in Manhattan, NY

I noticed him staring at my cleavage and my buttocks, but I didn't say anything. I could notice his huge erection. I was wearing a tight jean, which made my curves look even sexier, and a white shirt with my cleavage exposed.😆

It was....
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I think I just experienced some sort of #MandelaEffect when I read that #Fargo wasn't a #BestPicture winner. Apparently that was a mismemory
04:25 PM - Feb 10, 2024
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Elon Musk sounds like something that would pop out of a James Bond Villain Name Generator
11:23 AM - Feb 08, 2024
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Having just heard Luke Combs' version of "Fast Car" (I avoid radio like the plague), I have to wonder what the fucking point of it is? The song is excellent, his version is pointless and slightly offensive. Glad Tracy Chapman is getting paid for it, though.
02:12 PM - Jan 18, 2024
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Reading a book today (The Deluge by Stephen Markley) and at one point the book takes place in the future and Twitter is mentioned and I am once again gobsmacked by how dumb that narcissistic, self-deluded, asshole, antisemitic shitstain Elon Musk is. What an enormous waste of $44bn.
08:45 PM - Jan 04, 2024
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There's still 2.5 hours left of 2023 here on #VancouverIsland #NewYear
12:35 AM - Jan 01, 2024
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02:12 AM - Dec 28, 2023
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Also mistakenly pronounced is the band named Live. It's actually pronounced Live.
Mark Kubert, DC @MarkKubert
It’s pronounced poinsettia.
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Special holidays shoutout to Josh on Murphy St. for tipping me $1 two days before #Christmas

Have to hand it to Josh though, he's been consistently shitty all year long, the cheap asshole. #CourierLife
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06:29 PM - Dec 23, 2023
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New holiday plan! ChrEaster. Instead of wrapping presents, hide them around the house unwrapped!
10:31 PM - Dec 22, 2023
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Wait, is it Fast X or Fast 10?
09:09 PM - Dec 21, 2023
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I didn't know it was THAT John Schneider.
Jared Prophet @KariCrockComics
That thing where you're tweeting at John Schneider (Dukes of Hazzard, Smallville) that death threats against the sitting president can land you in jail.

And Twitter winks out of reality for a moment and you wonder if it's something you said.
#johnschneider #twitterdown #twitter #dukesofhazzard
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Dammit, I think I brought Twitter back to life
01:49 AM - Dec 21, 2023
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who could have possibly foreseen #TwitterDown under the idiotic ownership of the antisemitic Elon Musk? So weird what happens when a company fires a bunch of key personnel.

FORTY FOUR FUCKING BILLION DOLLARS. Everyone should get to punch him in the fucking face. What an asshole. Fuck Elon Musk.
01:30 AM - Dec 21, 2023
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Saw someone with a "Pierre Poilievre Bring It Home" bumper sticker and I was embarrassed for them. What a mediocre person to idolize, and what a way to advertise your own fucking stupidity. #cdnpoli
05:17 PM - Dec 19, 2023
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My heart is sad #RIPAndreBraugher
02:39 AM - Dec 13, 2023
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Ugh, absolutely devastated to see Andre Braugher has died. So great in everything he was in, such a class act. #RIPAndreBraugher
08:46 PM - Dec 12, 2023
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The best part about being a father-to-be is selling the naming rights to our baby
05:19 PM - Dec 10, 2023
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At some point in my life I decided to challenge my own masculinity.

I purposely chose Lavender as my new favorite color. My bonnet has flowers all over it! I drink cocktails w/o shame because they fucking taste good!

Sucking down nasty liquor because "what would the homies think?" Gtfoh!
AprilG Xn+2 = Xn+1 + Xn @fibonaccigirl
This is exactly how much this country hates women & girls.
01:53 PM - Dec 04, 2023
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#itsalwayssunnyinphiladelphia is basically #SesameStreet for adults in the lessons it's trying to teach us
10:10 PM - Dec 01, 2023
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The idea of running around the neighbourhood screaming songs at stranger's houses is absolutely psychotic. The past is fucking nuts y'all #TisTheSeason #SayNoToCaroling #Grinch
10:44 PM - Nov 30, 2023
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Henry Kissinger has finally fucking died. You have to be a special kind of shitty person for the ENTIRE WORLD to celebrate your death.

Now do the other guy

Am I going to get a ban for this?
09:59 PM - Nov 29, 2023
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