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Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?
07:10 PM - Feb 18, 2024
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I used to like chicken more than beef, but that was hen and this is cow.
07:23 PM - Mar 01, 2024
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Establishments must have some kind of strong beverage system if they allow tap dancing.
01:21 PM - Mar 01, 2024
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Grilled a salmon for hours.

It still wouldn’t talk.
12:07 PM - Mar 01, 2024
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A bathing beauty is worth wading for.
09:19 AM - Mar 01, 2024
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Folks always too nice and ready to assist can get lost in the ‘woulds’.
09:13 AM - Mar 01, 2024
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Do Japanese chefs ever have a tempura tantrum?
07:38 AM - Mar 01, 2024
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I like to learn something new every day.

In the Netherlands’ version of “Sesame Street”, instead of Big Bird, they have a bluebird named Pino. He was later established as Big Bird’s cousin.
06:58 AM - Mar 01, 2024
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What’s a good name for a frequent public speaker?

Mike.
06:29 AM - Mar 01, 2024
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A black hole was the original mass murderer.
06:26 AM - Mar 01, 2024
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Sleeper agents are usually undercover operatives.
06:23 AM - Mar 01, 2024
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The inventor of the ruler certainly put his best foot forward.
06:21 AM - Mar 01, 2024
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If a tree falls in the forest and crushes a mime, does it make a sound?
06:14 AM - Mar 01, 2024
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Mother Nature bends rainbows to help leprechauns find the gold.
07:17 PM - Feb 29, 2024
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What do you call a handsome man after winning a race?

Fast.
01:00 PM - Feb 29, 2024
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Bet frogs are loving this leap Thursday.
11:43 AM - Feb 29, 2024
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Better term for a truly unbelievably-dumb person: Stupidiot.
11:35 AM - Feb 29, 2024
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Just read 'za as a proposed abbreviation for pizza.

I'll take a no thank you slice, please.
11:23 AM - Feb 29, 2024
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Cows like it when they also have a significant udder.
07:52 AM - Feb 29, 2024
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9 out of 10 forest fires are started by humans but remember there is a bear out there that knows how to use matches.
07:27 AM - Feb 29, 2024
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Rainy days and Mondays particularly get carpenter ants down.
06:54 AM - Feb 29, 2024
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Bagels must have germs because they have to first be boiled.
06:50 AM - Feb 29, 2024
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I like to learn something new every day.

Some butterfly species are extremely fast.

The Skipper Butterfly can fly faster than a horse can run.
06:42 AM - Feb 29, 2024
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That shocking murder at the Geometry teacher’s residence is being looked at from all angles.
06:39 AM - Feb 29, 2024
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We need Aluminum Man. He will foil criminals.
06:34 AM - Feb 29, 2024
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Once again this year I have given up Hershey’s for Lindt.
06:29 AM - Feb 29, 2024
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It must be awkward when Mr. and Mrs. Burr lose their son Tim in a forest.
07:48 PM - Feb 28, 2024
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Aibohphobia is the perfect word for the unofficial fear of palindromes.
07:24 PM - Feb 28, 2024
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Richard Lewis? R.I.P.
04:39 PM - Feb 28, 2024
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I miss Howard Johnson's orange toasties.
03:47 PM - Feb 28, 2024
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It’s safe to say believers in phrenology need their heads examined.
11:49 AM - Feb 28, 2024
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