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Part of every dollar I earn from any download of my comedy album (or individual track) will be donated to Kenny Mayne's "Run Freely" charity, helping wounded veterans.

Magic Wife Dust: https://www.amazon.com/Mag...

Run Freely: https://www.runfreely.org
09:16 PM - Feb 12, 2023 (Edited)
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So you’re saying The Hur Report was actually complete and total intentional bullshit?
#voteblue
12:38 PM - Mar 12, 2024
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Yeah, I can’t see any flaw in this plan, Mikey. Good on ya, you totally not sold out smart man, you.
#voteblue
12:36 PM - Mar 12, 2024
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People at a Kansas GOP event on Friday paid to punch and kick an effigy of President Biden on Friday.

I'll give anyone who wants the action 20-1 that every one of them has "Christian" in their social media bio.
#VoteBlue
06:46 PM - Mar 11, 2024
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Rep Nancy Mace (R)
#voteblue
02:34 PM - Mar 11, 2024
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I’ll repeat: any candidate, at any level, who refers to Social Security and Medicare as “entitlements” should not get within 100 miles of your vote.
#voteblue
12:38 PM - Mar 11, 2024
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(Ron Howard voiceover)

“They did.”
#voteblue #trumpisaconartist
12:29 PM - Mar 11, 2024
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Three Bad Serial Killer Nicknames:

1) Fat Guy With Gun

2) The Stabby Sissy

3) Schnookums
11:47 AM - Mar 11, 2024
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“Which, incidentally, is the simplest and easiest way to *be* a maga darling.”
#VoteBlue
01:37 PM - Mar 10, 2024
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You heard him. No choice. 🤷‍♂
#voteblue #nikkihaley #rondesantis #hehatesyou
01:12 PM - Mar 10, 2024
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“PRotEcT tHE chIlDrEN!”
#voteblue
07:33 PM - Mar 09, 2024
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Reminder: The RNC pulled out of The Commission On Presidential Debates two years ago.
#VoteBlue
05:31 PM - Mar 08, 2024
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The people who want this guy to be Emperor are currently pearl-clutching about Biden being "loud, angry and aggressive."

It'd be pathetically hilarious, if they weren't so dangerous.
#VoteBlue
03:48 PM - Mar 08, 2024
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She's now Co-Chair of the RNC! "Every single penny" will go to Donald Trump! Congrats, losers! He's now *openly* taking everything you donate and using it for legal expenses! Woohoo! You're all so smart! You rock and are not at all in a cult! #VoteBlue #TrumpIsACriminal
12:24 PM - Mar 08, 2024
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thread 2 Threaded Spouts
Yes, her district is gerrymandered to hell and back, but Shawn Harris is the Democrat running against MegaKaren Greene in Georgia. If you want to donate or simply echo this to help him spread the word, here's his website: #VoteBlue #GA14 #TeamShawn #Georgia #Veteran
10:11 AM - Mar 08, 2024
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Well done, POTUS.
#SOTU #VoteBlue
09:24 AM - Mar 08, 2024
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A grownup just gave a speech.

One helluva speech.
#SOTU
10:37 PM - Mar 07, 2024
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The old dude is crushing this so far.
09:57 PM - Mar 07, 2024
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I'll bet there was a fight to see who gets to sit next to BoBo tonight.
07:42 PM - Mar 07, 2024
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I quit gambling nearly 30 years ago, but I’ll give anyone who wants the action 100-1, that the Trailer Trash in The House acts exactly like Trailer Trash during the SOTU.
07:21 PM - Mar 07, 2024
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12:44 PM - Mar 07, 2024
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Nailed it. Perfect. 10/10. No notes. *chefs kiss
#VoteBlue
11:12 AM - Mar 07, 2024
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Yeahyeahyeah, we've *all* been to Vegas. Amiright? #uptop
11:01 AM - Mar 07, 2024
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Released 26 years ago today. To this day, I wonder if The Dude and Walter somehow pulled the upset against Quintana in the semis.
#BigLebowski #TheDude #NobodyFucksWitheThaJesus
The Big Lebowski | Bowling With 'The Jesus' - YouTube

Nobody Fs with The Jesus. The Dude (Jeff Bridges) has to deal with his biggest rival (John Turturro) and keep the peace with his buddies Walter (John Goodman...

11:12 AM - Mar 06, 2024
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Anyone who believes science can explain everything has never seen a middle aged man bladder turn one 12 ounce cup of coffee into 47 pees.
10:50 AM - Mar 06, 2024
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HUGE PACT Act expansion. Thanks Jon for spreading the word, and your tireless work for our veterans. Starting today, all Veterans who were exposed to toxins/hazards while serving at home or abroad can enroll directly in VA health care.
Apply now at http://VA.gov/PACT #Veterans #Vote #SuperTuesday
03:18 PM - Mar 05, 2024
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Yeah, we know.
05:12 PM - Apr 10, 2023
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“Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.” ― Abraham Lincoln
#VoteBlue
Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich
I wrote a thing: "dumb-ass Trumpers are getting scammed by grifters selling fake money" — and Donny Demento short-circuited again last night.
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10:43 AM - Mar 03, 2024
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Thinking my idea for a strict diet of nothing but wine, cheese, salami, bacon and chocolate deserves further attention and scientific pursuit. Perhaps some sort of research grant is in order?
08:40 AM - Mar 02, 2024
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Eric Swalwell's questions during Hunter Biden's deposition.

Absolute MasterClass. 🤣
#VoteBlue #TrumpIsALoser
10:04 AM - Mar 01, 2024
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Hey Donald Trump and everyone in qmaga:
07:49 PM - Feb 29, 2024
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