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Part of every dollar I earn from any download of my comedy album (or individual track) will be donated to Kenny Mayne's "Run Freely" charity, helping wounded veterans.

Magic Wife Dust: https://www.amazon.com/Mag...

Run Freely: https://www.runfreely.org
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Not sure who to credit, but well done. #Applause
02:35 PM - Feb 21, 2024
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"And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others." Matthew 6:5
06:14 PM - Feb 20, 2024
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Home with my wife, making Tomahawk steaks & blue oyster mushrooms in red wine sauce.

Mood:
You're The First, The Last, My Everything - YouTube

Provided to YouTube by Universal Music GroupYou're The First, The Last, My Everything · Barry WhiteGold℗ A Mercury Records Release; ℗ 1974 UMG Recordings, In...

08:51 PM - Feb 18, 2024
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Doctor: “It’s clear to me that you have-“
Me: “Please don’t.”
Doc: “-a scorching case of-“
Me: “Stop.”
Doc: “-Night Fever.”
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Me: “Can I see another Doctor?”
Doc: “We know how to show it.”
12:49 PM - Feb 18, 2024
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Maybe I've just lived a tremendously worldly life, but I've never been shocked by #8 on any Buzzfeed list.
12:14 PM - Feb 18, 2024
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thread 2 Threaded Spouts
"These are an exact, golden replica of the shoes I wore when I led the Hickory Huskers to a massive State Championship Game upset over South Bend Central in 1954. Those thugs tried to stop me, I'll never forget when I looked at my teammates before the final play and said 'I'll make it.'"
06:00 PM - Feb 17, 2024 (Edited)
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Not fake. This is ... actually real. To quote Elaine Benes "I am speechless. I am without speech." 🤣 #VoteBlue
07:26 PM - Feb 16, 2024
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06:18 PM - Feb 16, 2024
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So let me see if I understand this correctly. Fani Willis hired Nathan Wade so she could receive kickbacks to go on trips with her man?! These lawyers are not serious people.
12:01 PM - Feb 16, 2024
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thread 3 Threaded Spouts
$364 million
03:15 PM - Feb 16, 2024
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IYKYK
02:09 PM - Feb 16, 2024
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thread 3 Threaded Spouts
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Shockingn't
08:22 PM - Feb 15, 2024
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Won't see this on Fox...
05:38 PM - Feb 15, 2024
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I just can't...
Kimberley Johnson @KimberleyJohnson
LOL, do it!
11:47 AM - Feb 15, 2024
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...and right on cue, the lunatic assholes in qmagafoxworld play the same old, tired, batshit crazy card.

Fuck these people.
06:44 PM - Feb 14, 2024
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Happy #ValentinesDay

Norm: Afternoon, everybody.
Cheers: NORM!
Woody: Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you.
Norm: I know, if she calls, I'm not here. #TheTaoOfNorm
05:44 PM - Feb 14, 2024
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Fuck your guns.
05:25 PM - Feb 14, 2024
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qmagas would immediately believe it if they were told what we really need is a band. A *boys* band. Right here in River City.
05:09 PM - Feb 13, 2024
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Every new maga talking point brings this to mind:

"Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever." -- Aristophanes
12:42 PM - Feb 13, 2024
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I mean, I'm sure they were annoying during The Super Bowl and I *do* love a bargain, but that seems a tad harsh...
12:20 PM - Feb 12, 2024
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Good.
Deanna Fry @DeannaFryTV
American Express, Visa and Mastercard are moving ahead with a code to track gun store purchases in California.
09:26 AM - Feb 12, 2024
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Kari Lake claims victory in Super Bowl. Will unveil "explosive proof" on Mike Lindell's show.
10:53 PM - Feb 11, 2024
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I hope they show her 500+ times.

Pencildicked Broflakes.
06:33 PM - Feb 11, 2024
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Something to brighten up your weekend. #OdeToJoy #HappyWeekend
02:43 PM - Feb 10, 2024
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No reason.
#unionstrong #Voteblue
12:52 PM - Feb 10, 2024
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Never forget.
10:57 PM - Feb 09, 2024
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Mood
11:50 AM - Feb 09, 2024
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NBA Trade Deadline news: In an effort to “go younger with the roster,” I’ve been informed that my wife has traded me to the Lakers for a heavily protected 2nd round pick and cash considerations.

I appreciate you all respecting my privacy during this difficult transitional period.
03:59 PM - Feb 08, 2024
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It was a what now?
12:57 PM - Feb 08, 2024
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