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When an unnecessarily bitchy comment is spotted on an uncontroversial, wholesome, and inspirational spout, this community says “absolutely the fuck not”.

I love that about us.
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With all the lying and fraud he's done, it wouldn't matter if he was telling the absolute truth. I wouldn't believe anything he has to say or "reveal".
TwentyTwentyUSA @TwentyTwentyUSA
Will George Santos make good on his threats to expose the sins of the GOP???

"I look very much forward to seeing the anti American attempt by WEAK RINO’s to oust me without giving me my right to Due process," wrote Santos...

https://www.rawstory.com/s...
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You misspelled "thank".
Read aBannedBook @RetiredLibrarian
I blame Myles.
12:27 PM - Dec 01, 2023
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That's every cake.

"Welcome, cake!"
Lipsticktraces @lipsticktraces
Welcome cake.
12:21 PM - Dec 01, 2023
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One of the happier songs about depression.

"Please God, tell me that I'm still asleep."
JustAnotherGail @GailG
But do it carefully. I bruise like a peach.
#SpoutingClassics #80sAndUp
Barenaked Ladies - Pinch Me (Official Music Video) | Warner Vault - YouTube

Pinch Me by Barenaked Ladies from the album Maroon © 2000🔔  Subscribe & Turn on notifications to stay updated with new uploads!Lyrics:It's the perfect time ...

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In response to Christopher Bouzy.
I'm happy to wait; you and your team are fanTAStic!¹

¹ Thank you for this wonderful place!
08:48 AM - Dec 01, 2023
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While I like this song, I think it was improved on by a certain long-haired accordion player.

🎵The tab is there to open the can
The can is there to hold in the spam🎵
Dave Plus Coffee (he/him) @davepluscoffee
R.E.M. // Stand 🌈✨🎵🎶
#SpoutingClassics #80sAndUp
R.E.M. - Stand (Official Music Video) - YouTube

"Stand" from R.E.M.’s breakthrough 1988 album, “Green”. Buy the album: https://rem.lnk.to/GreenYDTo learn more, visit http://www.remhq.com

07:04 AM - Dec 01, 2023
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02:28 AM - Dec 01, 2023
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In response to Teeds®️.
Correct.
02:24 AM - Dec 01, 2023
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Werewolf.
mr bunnylamakins @mrbunnylamakins
#SpoutibleAfterDark #WTF #Nope

This was caught on a trail cam...Look at his Paws/Hands
02:17 AM - Dec 01, 2023
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I am getting pulled into a drama regarding my former best friend that is so outlandish, if I didn't know it was a true story, I would think it was an allegory about Trump.
02:16 AM - Dec 01, 2023
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Jesus christ. Put the fucking phone down. Get to sleep.

(Sorry. For some reason reading notes to myself works better than just trying to tell myself.)
10:22 AM - Nov 30, 2023
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Booooo! I liked the typo!
Laura Elsen @eilsen_baddie
embrace it! prioritizing joy is an under-discussed part of yoloing.
09:51 AM - Nov 30, 2023
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Holy shit, he looks like he's practically in blackface.
Kathryn Nyberg @Kathrynthegreat
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If only we could add audio to others' spouts. The "Dun dun!" is on a loop in my head right now.
aaron @beec4240
aaron’s life is represented by two separate but equally important groups: the today, where he has to go to work and the everybody, who he hates. these are their stories.
Killjoys - Today I Hate Everyone (Full Version) - YouTube

FINALLY! The full version of the video. It was my editing copy, so it's slightly different than the final version, but it's better than half a video...

09:47 AM - Nov 30, 2023
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Evil. Next question.
Salma Typhii @Epidatageek
Very disingenuous
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yes, they definitely all are by default.¹

1. though it should be noted any day can be a fuck it thursday if you desire. it's an attitude more than an actual day.
Teeds®️ @Teedle
Every Thursday is a Fuck It Thursday, right?

Fuck it. Doesn't matter. It is now.
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It's kind of your own fault. You spouted after you joined.
Gone Goose from Syracuse✅ @Goose
I know how you feel. I was bullied out of being Valerie Bertinelli.
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Every Thursday is a Fuck It Thursday, right?

Fuck it. Doesn't matter. It is now.
09:29 AM - Nov 30, 2023
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I might be in the minority, but I enjoy Guy's Grocery Games. I've used quite a few tricks that I've picked up from there in cooking, like what I can use for substitutes for some ingredients if I've run out.
Lipsticktraces @lipsticktraces
Guy Fieri signs $100 million contract for three more years at Food Network ..... because the network airs his shows non-stop the network thinks that is what viewers want. Can't be bothered to come up with more interesting content with better chefs/food folks in general.
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Mark just wants to see a dead body.
Mark Kubert, DC @MarkKubert
A part of me wants someone try and stop you, just to see the fallout.
05:14 PM - Nov 29, 2023
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This is good.
Mark Kubert, DC @MarkKubert
Roxxy speaks true.

If you don’t value your own joke, no one else will.

And that’s the greatest gift of all.
04:38 PM - Nov 29, 2023
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This was the busker featured in Ted Lasso. He really is a literal one-man band.
mark w @theretweeter
04:38 PM - Nov 29, 2023
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1 fun thing about working midnights is seeing the morning shift coming in complaining about the "Arctic temperatures" outside, and I get to tell them, "Aw, that's too bad. Anyway, I'll be thinking of you while I'm snuggled under the covers in my nice warm bed."
04:35 PM - Nov 29, 2023
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Vice President Harris responds to Kevin McCarthy criticizing President Biden’s negotiating skills: "With all due respect, when anyone who has had the experience McCarthy just had, I don’t think he’s a judge of negotiations."
😂👍️👏
03:54 PM - Nov 29, 2023
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B Saucy Now @ZRevelstoneofyore
Anticipation?
03:35 PM - Nov 29, 2023
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I'm ready to borrow April's shovel if things don't improve.
dani @danismashingit
Update: the teacher has informed this kid's parents that they've raised a bullying little shit.

No jail for me today.
01:57 PM - Nov 29, 2023
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I've got a pitchfork and torch ready to go. Let me know where you need me.
dani @danismashingit
Just found out that the same kid who made fun of my kid’s body and shoved her in a bathroom, has now told her that that they can be friends if they can borrow her running shoes AND also that the tooth fairy doesn’t exist.

Might go to jail today.
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Henning Dekant
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WTF? The victim is the one that gets punished?
https://kansascitydefender...
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Larry Henson
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Can I get an echo for this brave young man?
Anthony Borges, the then 15-year-old boy who used his body to shield his classmates during the Parkland School Shooting, shows his scars. He was shot 5 times.

Kyle Rittenhouse received VIP treatment.
Anthony's name should be a household name.
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