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Um... at least he admits it? 😂🤣😂
John Berman followed up by saying he's covered a lot of presidential campaigns, but he has never heard "A worm ate my brain," before. 💀
John Berman followed up by saying he's covered a lot of presidential campaigns, but he has never heard "A worm ate my brain," before. 💀
09:53 AM - May 08, 2024
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Trump's grandfather was a draft-dodging pimp. Trump's father was arrested twice--once at a klan rally.
So why was everyone so shocked that Trump is a misogynistic, woman-abusing, draft-dodging, racist criminal who has no respect for the military? 🤔
So why was everyone so shocked that Trump is a misogynistic, woman-abusing, draft-dodging, racist criminal who has no respect for the military? 🤔
11:31 PM - May 07, 2024
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
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Doug Foley @dougfoley6_10:33 PM - May 07, 2024![Picture]()
11:15 PM - May 07, 2024
My favorite 2024 Met Gala look was Janelle Monae-stripper shoes and all. (That is not a slight. I have a whole collection of stripper shoes. 😄) Her body is AMAZING, and that dress (can we call it that?) accentuated all of her magnificence!
11:08 PM - May 07, 2024
Just when you think this can't get dumber. To suggest that SD is only testifying against 45* because of a petty beef is idiotic. No one would risk the kinds of threats and harassment she has undoubtedly suffered for beef. She was SUBPOENAED to testify. God, I hope the jury doesn't fall for that BS.
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Boadicea TX @boadiceatxGuys, they saved Susan Necheles... to do this:03:45 PM - May 07, 2024![Screen Shot of Maggie Haberman's description of "grade school exchange" between Stephanie Clifford (Stormy Daniels) and Trump lawyer Susan Necheles]()
04:03 PM - May 07, 2024
How do you all fight burnout? Asking for myself.
It's only Monday, I have a ton of work, and I seriously don't know how I'm going to make it to Friday.
All tips/suggestions/advice welcome! Thanks much! 🙂
It's only Monday, I have a ton of work, and I seriously don't know how I'm going to make it to Friday.
All tips/suggestions/advice welcome! Thanks much! 🙂
05:40 PM - May 06, 2024
I think I went a little overboard with the chicken soup. 😆 I had a lot of chicken, so I had to add enough ingredients to balance it out. 🤷🏽♀️
I didn't realize how much I made until I poured it out of the stock pot to put in the fridge. I don't even have space in my fridge for all of this. 😬
I didn't realize how much I made until I poured it out of the stock pot to put in the fridge. I don't even have space in my fridge for all of this. 😬
11:20 PM - May 04, 2024
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💜 Callie 💜 @CallieSpeakzName a badass female character using only a gif. #badassfemalecharacter01:09 AM - May 04, 2024![GIF-Image]()
01:50 AM - May 04, 2024
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Milla Mélomane @BritpoptartsThat's one way06:17 PM - May 01, 2024![Picture]()
06:41 PM - May 01, 2024
Dumb Corleone is the worst. He just CANNOT pass up an opportunity to (1) speak on things he knows fuckall about, (2) do everything in his power to divide our country over every single issue, & (3) make EVERYTHING about him. I hate him.
No paywall.
https://wapo.st/3JFPaeN
No paywall.
https://wapo.st/3JFPaeN
02:48 PM - Apr 30, 2024
I'm tired of this man or bear thing. Yet men just keep proving why the answer is men--even here on mostly-woke Spoutible. *sigh* Do better, y'all. Do better.
It's Monday. Man/bear, protests, Trump trial--we gotta lighten things up or else this is gonna be another long, heavy week.
It's Monday. Man/bear, protests, Trump trial--we gotta lighten things up or else this is gonna be another long, heavy week.
09:14 PM - Apr 29, 2024
Yup. CJ will often invite me to join him for naptime on the futon. 😄🥱😴
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Marilu @GeminiMac24#dogs 🩵12:29 AM - Apr 27, 2024![Picture]()
01:01 AM - Apr 27, 2024
This has been a weird, exhausting week. Is it 2025 yet? I'm already done with 2024.
09:07 PM - Apr 25, 2024
• Forgive all student loan debt immediately.
• Pay all American descendants of slavery reparations. They can start with the monetary value of 40 acres and a mule in 1863 adjusted for 2024 inflation.
• Ban guns. Take all the guns.
• Put this GIF on permanent display at the Smithsonian. 😂
• Pay all American descendants of slavery reparations. They can start with the monetary value of 40 acres and a mule in 1863 adjusted for 2024 inflation.
• Ban guns. Take all the guns.
• Put this GIF on permanent display at the Smithsonian. 😂
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Woke/Saying NO to polls @WokeIf all presidents have immunity, what would you like Biden to do?11:49 AM - Apr 25, 2024
Free breakfast and lunch programs for public school kids.
Free birth control and counseling for teens.
Women’s right to choose.
BAN ALL military type weapons
Enact J. Lewis voting rights act
Equal rights for the LGBTQ + community
12:03 PM - Apr 25, 2024
Skynet likes this.
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Fiona Bski @FionaBskiThis freaks me out & I don't know why the general public should be able to buy any type of flame thrower. Bad enough we can get mowed down by guns but it's only a matter of time before this weapon gets used in that manner.10:54 AM - Apr 24, 2024
12:42 PM - Apr 24, 2024
2 Threaded Spouts
Why is no one in the news media asking if 45* is on drugs? He mangles his words and rambles like someone drunk or on drugs. His son is CLEARLY a cokehead. Ronny Jackson AKA Candyman was his White House doctor! He's falling asleep AKA crashing in court. He's CLEARLY on drugs.
11:22 AM - Apr 21, 2024
AG James ain't playing, OK? I 🤎 her!
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Wireless Folks @WirelessFolks08:31 PM - Apr 18, 2024
12:17 AM - Apr 19, 2024
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I simply MUST share this fuckery with someone so congratulations, Spoutible! You get the honors. 😂
HR at my job holds a "fun" annual event called staff fest. No one I know likes it or participates in it. This year, to increase staff participation, they are SELLING US staff fest t-shirts.🤣
HR at my job holds a "fun" annual event called staff fest. No one I know likes it or participates in it. This year, to increase staff participation, they are SELLING US staff fest t-shirts.🤣
02:17 PM - Apr 08, 2024
Agreed. Sugar is a great exfoliant. You can also put it around the rim of your margarita glass instead of salt. 🍹
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Woke/Saying NO to polls @WokeWe need more beauty tips like this.05:48 PM - Apr 06, 2024
If you're baking or cooking with flour, you can use it to absorb excess oil on your face.
06:39 PM - Apr 06, 2024
This made me holler! Well done. 😂🤣😂
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Sherri Chance @WalkinGumChewerI'm never buying lip gloss again. Pizza grease works just a well and is far more satisfying.04:56 PM - Apr 06, 2024
05:49 PM - Apr 06, 2024
I need a little break from serious world goings-on. Maybe you do too. Post a gif from a favorite film.
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Derek Croucher @dcroucherI need a little break from serious world goings-on. Maybe you do too. Post a gif from a favorite film05:36 PM - Apr 06, 2024![GIF-Image]()
05:45 PM - Apr 06, 2024
I've been waiting for the weekend since Monday. And now that Friday night is here, all I have energy for is a nap. 😆🥱
This is my 40s. 😂
This is my 40s. 😂
06:36 PM - Apr 05, 2024
Man, rewatching just the middle seasons of #TWD makes Rick Grimes seem like a total dick! 😂 I keep having to remind myself that he had an evolution from the beginning of The Walking Dead to the end of The Ones Who Live.
He still fine though. 😍
He still fine though. 😍
12:45 AM - Apr 03, 2024
Beware of this account. This person is claiming to be an online claim agent for USAID. USAID primarily gives aid to people outside of the United States--it's a US international humanitarian and goodwill agency. Plus the grammar and punctuation are a mess. This might be a phishing attempt. #scam
12:09 PM - Mar 31, 2024
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Terri, Empress of Groovy @beyondpaisleyWhat in the 1970s business attire hell is this?09:28 AM - Mar 29, 2024![Picture]()
01:39 AM - Mar 31, 2024
😂🤣😂🤣😂
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Tomi T Ahonen Honorary Horseface @tomiahonenTRUMP ATTORNEY QUOTATIONS
Sidney Powell: "No reasonable person would conclude that my statements were truly statements of fact"
Rudy Giuliani: "The truth is not the truth"
Jenna Ellis: "I look hot"
Jeff Clark: "Can I put my pants on first?"
Alina Habba Dabba Do: "You can fake being smart"01:51 PM - Mar 19, 2024![Picture]()
01:52 PM - Mar 19, 2024
Sometimes things are so fucked up, you just have to laugh.
11:29 PM - Mar 17, 2024
See? It's stuff like this that makes me have inside and outside clothes, no shoes in the apartment, showers immediately after getting home, hand sanitizer for when I can't wash, and of course my mask and extra masks at all times.
And touching strangers? Never!
And Florida? Never ever ever!
And touching strangers? Never!
And Florida? Never ever ever!
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Scarab Rose @ScarabRoseMost new cases are in Florida and we know how well Florida does with infectious diseases. This is preventable and treatable if handled correctly. And it is spread through respiratory droplets, so there's that.01:12 AM - Mar 16, 2024
09:30 AM - Mar 16, 2024
Not used to this at all. 🥱 We've been awake since 5 AM. Well, my son and I have. CJ has been napping as we've been working. Here he is staring us down after we awakened him by joining him on the futon for a break. 😆 #dogsofspoutible
09:47 AM - Mar 13, 2024
