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Just who Jesus would have wanted to team up...
09:24 AM - Apr 25, 2024
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BREAKING: Trump's fake electors who are now being criminally indicted in Arizona and Michigan say they can't believe Trump would abandon them.
08:42 AM - Apr 25, 2024
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BREAKING: Several NYC dancers costumed as mushrooms wearing prison clothes have joined the tuba players who wait outside Trump Tower every morning and evening to troll Trump when he walks in and out.
06:39 PM - Apr 24, 2024
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BREAKING: Hillary Clinton's "Lock Him Up" themed party last night in the bar across the street from Trump Tower lasted until 6am.
05:09 PM - Apr 24, 2024
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BREAKING: After Tim Scott was asked if he was comfortable potentially being the vice president for a guy who has tried to hang one VP already, he told reporters, “I’m willing to take one for the team.”
04:06 PM - Apr 24, 2024
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Trump is reportedly furious with his grandkids
10:14 AM - Apr 24, 2024
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BREAKING: Several Gen Z teens have written with chalk sticks the word “FART” real big dozens of times on the sidewalk in front of Trump Tower.
02:45 PM - Apr 23, 2024
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BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly planning to fake being in a coma so he doesn't have to sit in trial all day.
01:54 PM - Apr 23, 2024
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BREAKING: Donald Trump just yelled out in his NY trial courtroom, "No, I'll be good! I'll be good!" after the judge took out from his drawer a contempt of court order already written up he just needed to sign that would put Trump in jail between each trial appearance.
11:04 AM - Apr 23, 2024
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BREAKING: The judge in Trump's NY trial just denied Trump's demand that the court stenographer "let the record show that I did not fart."
07:53 PM - Apr 22, 2024
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BREAKING: Several trial attendees sitting behind Donald Trump are making fart noises with their mouths every time he moves in his chair.
04:14 PM - Apr 22, 2024
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Their reasons are dumb...
04:07 PM - Apr 22, 2024
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BREAKING: Donald Trump reportedly filed his taxes by just writing in the middle of his forms with a Sharpie marker, "Send all bills to Joe Biden for stealing the election from me."
03:20 PM - Apr 22, 2024
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BREAKING: Truth Social members are reportedly demanding refunds since Donald Trump is no longer posting during the day because he’s in a trial, and the judge took away his phone privileges after he was caught looking at Stormy Daniels videos while the judge was swearing him in.
01:17 PM - Apr 22, 2024
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BREAKING: Vladimir Putin reportedly had two Russian intelligence officers pushed out of windows in Moscow today because they haven't flipped a better US member of Congress than Marjorie Taylor Greene.
03:16 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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Maybe that's why he's falling asleep.
11:49 AM - Apr 21, 2024
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BREAKING: A televangelist from Arkansas claims if you play Taylor Swift's new album backwards it's full of subliminal messaging that "commands girls to dominate their boyfriends and peg them."
11:16 AM - Apr 21, 2024
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BREAKING: The judge in Trump's NY trial has reportedly asked the Secret Service for tips on how to deal with Trump smelling bad in the courtroom since they have so much experience being around him.
10:22 AM - Apr 21, 2024
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MAGA fans might just be too foreign to blend in to America's melting pot.
03:42 PM - Apr 20, 2024
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BREAKING: A couple dozen MAGA fans in Idaho have begun a hunger strike they vow will last until either New York drops its prosecution of Donald Trump or McDonalds brings back the McRib.
09:27 AM - Apr 19, 2024
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BREAKING: Donald Trump claimed Israel never would have attacked Iran tonight if he was still president before remembering he supports that attack.
12:38 AM - Apr 19, 2024
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BREAKING: Donald Trump's NY judge says he can no longer wear makeup during the trial because several jurors have complained about it being distracting.
08:25 AM - Apr 18, 2024
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MAGA fans are doing sick things together.
12:10 AM - Apr 18, 2024
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BREAKING: Donald Trump is demanding all the potential jurors for his trial rate Ivanka's hotness on a scale of 1-10 so he can reject all the jurors who give her an 8 or less for having bad judgment.
12:11 AM - Apr 16, 2024
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God is furious Republicans keep putting pro-life words in his mouth.
09:37 PM - Apr 15, 2024
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BREAKING: Joe Biden just announced that he has directed the DOJ not to prosecute any former presidents who use unprescribed stimulant drugs while trying to stay awake for their trials.
05:08 PM - Apr 15, 2024
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BREAKING: So far, 33% of the potential New York jurors in the Trump trial have been found to have been personally defrauded by Donald Trump or his various businesses.
03:19 PM - Apr 15, 2024
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BREAKING: Donald Trump claims his $DJT stock was going “only up” until his rigged trial began.
01:12 PM - Apr 15, 2024
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BREAKING: Hillary Clinton just did a keg-stand at the bar she rented out across the street from where Donald Trump's trial is taking place.
12:07 PM - Apr 15, 2024
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BREAKING: Donald Trump's website will reportedly begin selling cross necklaces later today with the "T" part of them colored gold.
10:29 AM - Apr 15, 2024
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