Can you believe Republicans elected a speaker with a “biblical worldview?!”
I mean can you imagine if Democrats allowed policy to be dictated by some arcane biblical prophecy?
Instead of taking care of domestic needs we would be like, sending a crusade to the holy land! Can you imagine?
I mean can you imagine if Democrats allowed policy to be dictated by some arcane biblical prophecy?
Instead of taking care of domestic needs we would be like, sending a crusade to the holy land! Can you imagine?
10:19 AM - Oct 28, 2023
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So let me get this straight... The IDF wants to degrade Hamas support and make sure they can’t attack Israel. But their plan is to make civilians in Gaza turn to Hamas for fuel and water while the IDF stops aid trucks at the border?
I can’t think of a more efficient way to radicalize a population.
I can’t think of a more efficient way to radicalize a population.
reuters.com
Israel's military tells UN in Gaza: ask Hamas for fuel | Reuters
Israel's military suggested on Tuesday that the United Nations ask Hamas for fuel supplies after the U.N. agency providing aid to Palestinian civilians in the Gaza Strip warned it would have to halt operations on Wednesday night if no fuel was delivered.
09:42 AM - Oct 27, 2023
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If someone said, “I don’t care about Jennifer!” In the same tone that people say, “I don’t care about all this woke stuff!” I would think they were secretly obsessed with Jennifer.
10:58 AM - Oct 17, 2023
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Dear Netflix,
Please make a show called “Will Smith Will Smith” where Will Smith learns how to run a forge and when he hammers stuff on his anvil he shouts “Welcome to Earth!”
Thanks,
Shawn
Please make a show called “Will Smith Will Smith” where Will Smith learns how to run a forge and when he hammers stuff on his anvil he shouts “Welcome to Earth!”
Thanks,
Shawn
03:56 PM - Oct 15, 2023
“How am I supposed to get up in the morning knowing that 4.5 kilometers from Kibbutz Be’eri in Gaza there are people for whom this event has not ended?”
A profound statement made through unfathomable grief. Please watch.
A profound statement made through unfathomable grief. Please watch.
Israel under attack: Testimonial by a 19-year-old from Kibbutz Be'eri who survived the massacre - YouTube
In this video a 19 year old resident of Kibbutz Be’eri gives her testimonial of the horrifying events she witnessed 4 days prior, during the murderous terror...
12:35 PM - Oct 15, 2023
It’s very weird and bad that I have to say this, but…
Genocide is always wrong.
Genocide is always wrong.
10:42 AM - Oct 11, 2023
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Republicans: I stand against antisemitism, unlike the George Soros funded globalists in the Hollywood and New York media who want to steal our children and drink their blood in secret godless sex rituals.
10:16 AM - Oct 11, 2023
Hey, if a priest got you pregnant, you can always come to a Democratic state and get a legal abortion. Despite your best efforts we don’t live in the 1600’s anymore.
09:09 AM - Oct 11, 2023
I like to think of the Abrahamic religions as three shitty dudes at a bar arguing over which Godfather movie is the most underrated.
10:07 AM - Oct 10, 2023
For all of the people who want to change the name of Columbus Day to Indigenous People’s day… Listen, it was Columbus Day first, for decades. You can’t just show up and decide it belongs to you now. That’s crazy.
09:45 AM - Oct 09, 2023
Now would be a great time for a burning bush to do a press conference.
09:29 AM - Oct 09, 2023
Conservative Catholics: “The Pope is the infallible voice of God on earth.”
Everyone else: “The Pope wants you to address climate change and poverty.”
Conservative Catholics: “Hey, everyone is entitled to their opinion.”
Everyone else: “The Pope wants you to address climate change and poverty.”
Conservative Catholics: “Hey, everyone is entitled to their opinion.”
10:23 AM - Oct 06, 2023
Hey, if you’re wondering why we’re having a special session on school vouchers in Texas remember it’s the same reason why abortion is outlawed.
Fundamentalist weirdos want women who will submit to religious authority.
Fundamentalist weirdos want women who will submit to religious authority.
We Uncovered the Shocking Plot to Eradicate Public Schools in America - YouTube
Leaked videos and recordings uncovered by investigative watchdog Documented expose the Alliance Defending Freedom’s plot to wipe out public schools in Americ...
10:11 AM - Oct 06, 2023
Biden should keep showing up at picket lines but unannounced and with an ice cream truck like some kind of militant Mr. Softee.
That would be rad.
That would be rad.
10:30 AM - Oct 05, 2023
You know, Democrats could nominate any American. It doesn’t have to be Hakeem Jeffries over and over.
I would love to see Republicans vote against House Speaker nominees Taylor Swift or Dolly Parton or John Cena.
Any other suggestions for potential nominees?
I would love to see Republicans vote against House Speaker nominees Taylor Swift or Dolly Parton or John Cena.
Any other suggestions for potential nominees?
10:02 AM - Oct 04, 2023
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It must take a lot of stretching to kick yourself in the nuts that hard.
06:27 PM - Oct 03, 2023
If House Democrats vote to protect his speakership, Kevin McCarthy has pledged to deliver the Glen Garry leads.
10:11 AM - Oct 03, 2023
Pictured Below: Matt Gaetz filing his “motion to vacate” against Speaker McCarthy.
09:21 AM - Oct 03, 2023
Not to be outdone by Joe Biden’s visit to the UAW picket line, Donald Trump has vowed to get a job stamping license plates in Georgia if he isn’t elected president.
09:44 AM - Sep 27, 2023
Hunter Biden faces felony charges and up to 25 years in prison for not disclosing his illicit drug use when buying a gun.
So… buying a gun is now a felony for most Republicans. I’m looking at you Don Jr.
Thank you Republicans for finally tackling gun safety head on. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
So… buying a gun is now a felony for most Republicans. I’m looking at you Don Jr.
Thank you Republicans for finally tackling gun safety head on. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
10:36 AM - Sep 26, 2023
Oh no! There’s a surge at the border! Where will we put all of these migrants? Surely they can’t go to all of the dying small towns in America that are full of unoccupied buildings and aging boomers.
10:03 AM - Sep 25, 2023
There is no better illustration of Democratic Party self-sabotage than Dick Durbin coming out against changing the Senate Dress code for John Fetterman. It gains nothing, and shows that Dem leadership will happily side with Republicans against fellow Dems who attempt to represent the working class.
10:03 AM - Sep 22, 2023
1 Threaded Spouts
“You could say that the emotional truth behind the Patriot Act was that the terrorism of Sept. 11 required extreme tactics to feel safe, but that doesn’t make the legislation right.”
Yup, exaggerating a story for comic effect is the same as the actual Patriot Act, totally sane take.
Yup, exaggerating a story for comic effect is the same as the actual Patriot Act, totally sane take.
10:27 AM - Sep 20, 2023
In a nod to its namesake, Hurricane Lee fizzled out before it could invade the northern US.
09:05 AM - Sep 18, 2023
Some angry leftists used to be all like: “The real way to take power back is to bring the people together for a massive strike!! Elections are important, but all we really need is a strong movement and a president that will accede to movement demands!”
And now they’re like: “Cornel West 2024!”
And now they’re like: “Cornel West 2024!”
12:47 PM - Sep 17, 2023
I love how the same people who insist that prices respond to rational economic choices in a free market are also like, “Waaaah! Nobody wants to work anymore!”
10:10 AM - Sep 14, 2023
Endurance swimmer Lewis Pugh has successfully traversed the entire 315 mile Hudson River!
Pugh credited his success to God, diligent training, and the additional flippered limb that sprouted from his chest at mile 200.
Pugh credited his success to God, diligent training, and the additional flippered limb that sprouted from his chest at mile 200.
09:44 AM - Sep 14, 2023
According to eyewitnesses, Lauren Boebert didn’t want to leave that Beetlejuice show.
She was forced out after someone said her name three times.
She was forced out after someone said her name three times.
09:16 AM - Sep 14, 2023
On this day in 2001 I realized that a lot of people think I look middle eastern.
09:59 AM - Sep 12, 2023
