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Hi Sprouters 🌱

If you're following me for breaking digital marketing news, I post that over on our @TodayInDigital channel.

https://spoutible.com/Toda...

#DigitalMarketing #marketing #contentmarketing #advertising
02:07 PM - Jun 13, 2023
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How far has Twitter fallen?
It's now running ads about stealing semen.

Why are ANY brands still there?!

Details: https://www.404media.co/tw...
04:09 PM - Dec 11, 2023
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BREAKING:
CBC/Radio-Canada to cut 10 per cent of workforce and end some programming #cbc

https://www.cbc.ca/news/po...
03:19 PM - Dec 04, 2023
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NEW TWITCH USERNAME UNLOCKED!
It is…

LowEffortDad

Thanks to everyone who chimed in with all the great ideas! My wife came up with this one.

https://twitch.tv/LowEffor...
09:14 PM - Dec 02, 2023 (Edited)
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I need a new Twitch name.

I want "dad" in it somewhere. BadAdviceDad is gone, but I want something similar — funny, self-deprecating....

Can anyone think of a good one?
07:29 PM - Dec 02, 2023
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04:11 PM - Nov 29, 2023
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Elon Is a Man-Child, episode 69,420:
04:11 PM - Aug 15, 2023
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META: We want to be a trustworthy platform. That's why you must use your real name on Facebook that you go by in everyday life.

ALSO META:
03:50 PM - Aug 15, 2023
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There's a special place in hell for companies who will let you:
✅ sign up online
✅ change your subscription
✅ transfer your subscription

❌ but makes you call them and go through a crazy phone tree to cancel.
03:28 PM - Aug 15, 2023
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Honestly, Microsoft... what kind of aneurism-inducing pile of rotting dog food is this start page?!
01:32 PM - Aug 15, 2023
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My favourite line from a new client's Brand Voice Guidelines document: "The kind of dad that knows who Beyoncé is but also pronounces GIF incorrectly."
02:55 PM - Aug 09, 2023
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We're not even trying any more, I guess?

Side note: Google only returns these "top ____" lists for results any more. No wonder people are using GPT for search now.
01:18 PM - Aug 08, 2023
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Too much? 😉
06:52 PM - Aug 04, 2023
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😲
12:37 PM - Aug 02, 2023
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I'll be stopping posting here (at least for the time being) as I'm not seeing it get much traction in the Twitter-replacement space.

I'm mostly sticking to Mastodon (ATtod AThci.social) and a little bit of Threads ( @todmaffin ).

✅ All my socials: https://todmaffin.com/myli...
03:44 PM - Jul 07, 2023
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I’m on Threads too
because life has no meaning any more, so follow me there i guess if any of this is real

I’m @todmaffin there and our podcast/newsletter is TodayInDigitalMarketing there as well.

https://threads.net/todmaf...
09:08 PM - Jul 05, 2023
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I dare you to reply with your four most recent ChatGPT queries. Here are mine.
01:51 PM - Jun 30, 2023
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Our interview recording platform, Riverside.fm, auto-generates a thumbnail for recordings.

Today, it 100% nailed my current mood.
04:46 PM - Jun 29, 2023
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We are looking for a LINEUP PRODUCER to join the production team of our daily marketing podcast (TodayInDigital.com).

It is a REMOTE position, only 1 HOUR EACH WEEKDAY.

Learn More and Apply: https://b.link/lineup
03:09 PM - Jun 26, 2023 (Edited)
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In the last 72 hours, these 9 Twitter users — obviously totally normal humans and not at all part of an automated system — have liked a tweet of mine from 15 years ago.

Thank you, Elon, for fixing the bot problem.

Good job, asshat.
11:13 PM - Jun 25, 2023
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When you somehow hit #tiktok search with your #IPHONE , while talking to your #Cat .
12:55 AM - Jun 17, 2023
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Wow, MSN looks like absolute dog shit these days.
01:21 PM - Jun 16, 2023
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Honestly, Meta, if you're not going to even pay attention to my requests to hide Stories, at least have the common decency to replace this with "Hide: Naw, Just Kidding. Go Fuck Yourself."
04:33 PM - Jun 15, 2023
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Honestly, #Siri is falling waaaaaay behind.

And quickly.
03:00 PM - Jun 14, 2023
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All I want for Christmas is for transcription software to stop using "gonna" (which is not a word) when the speaker says "going to."
01:42 PM - Jun 14, 2023
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DONALD TRUMP:
"We have to investigate Hillary Clinton. Hillary bleached and deleted 33,000 e-mails. You watch — it won't be long before she's under arrest and in federal custody!" [rally cheers]

ALSO DONALD TRUMP:
02:30 PM - Jun 13, 2023
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Hi Sprouters 🌱

If you're following me for breaking digital marketing news, I post that over on our @TodayInDigital channel.

https://spoutible.com/Toda...

#DigitalMarketing #marketing #contentmarketing #advertising
02:07 PM - Jun 13, 2023
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Savage.
12:42 AM - Jun 09, 2023
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The liberation of America has begun.

Do not resist our free healthcare, safety for LGBT+ people, and reproductive rights, or else we will be forced to step up our efforts.
02:29 PM - Jun 07, 2023
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How much for the email subscription where I don't get a "How did we do? Rate your interaction with us!" email every time I talk to a company.

EVERY DAMNED TIME.

Stop it.
05:32 PM - Jun 05, 2023
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shit's getting weird
#Apple
01:58 PM - Jun 05, 2023
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