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How far has Twitter fallen?
It's now running ads about stealing semen.

Why are ANY brands still there?!

Details: https://www.404media.co/twitter-x-ads-stealing-semen-make-a-mom/
04:09 PM - Dec 11, 2023
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Elon Is a Man-Child, episode 69,420:
04:11 PM - Aug 15, 2023
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META: We want to be a trustworthy platform. That's why you must use your real name on Facebook that you go by in everyday life.

ALSO META:
03:50 PM - Aug 15, 2023
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There's a special place in hell for companies who will let you:
✅ sign up online
✅ change your subscription
✅ transfer your subscription

❌ but makes you call them and go through a crazy phone tree to cancel.
03:28 PM - Aug 15, 2023
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Honestly, Microsoft... what kind of aneurism-inducing pile of rotting dog food is this start page?!
01:32 PM - Aug 15, 2023
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We're not even trying any more, I guess?

Side note: Google only returns these "top ____" lists for results any more. No wonder people are using GPT for search now.
01:18 PM - Aug 08, 2023
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Too much? 😉
06:52 PM - Aug 04, 2023
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😲
12:37 PM - Aug 02, 2023
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I dare you to reply with your four most recent ChatGPT queries. Here are mine.
01:51 PM - Jun 30, 2023
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Our interview recording platform, Riverside.fm, auto-generates a thumbnail for recordings.

Today, it 100% nailed my current mood.
04:46 PM - Jun 29, 2023
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We are looking for a LINEUP PRODUCER to join the production team of our daily marketing podcast (TodayInDigital.com).

It is a REMOTE position, only 1 HOUR EACH WEEKDAY.

Learn More and Apply: https://b.link/lineup
03:09 PM - Jun 26, 2023 (Edited)
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In the last 72 hours, these 9 Twitter users — obviously totally normal humans and not at all part of an automated system — have liked a tweet of mine from 15 years ago.

Thank you, Elon, for fixing the bot problem.

Good job, asshat.
11:13 PM - Jun 25, 2023
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When you somehow hit #tiktok search with your #IPHONE , while talking to your #Cat .
12:55 AM - Jun 17, 2023
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Wow, MSN looks like absolute dog shit these days.
01:21 PM - Jun 16, 2023
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Honestly, Meta, if you're not going to even pay attention to my requests to hide Stories, at least have the common decency to replace this with "Hide: Naw, Just Kidding. Go Fuck Yourself."
04:33 PM - Jun 15, 2023
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Honestly, #Siri is falling waaaaaay behind.

And quickly.
03:00 PM - Jun 14, 2023
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DONALD TRUMP:
"We have to investigate Hillary Clinton. Hillary bleached and deleted 33,000 e-mails. You watch — it won't be long before she's under arrest and in federal custody!" [rally cheers]

ALSO DONALD TRUMP:
02:30 PM - Jun 13, 2023
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Savage.
12:42 AM - Jun 09, 2023
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The liberation of America has begun.

Do not resist our free healthcare, safety for LGBT+ people, and reproductive rights, or else we will be forced to step up our efforts.
02:29 PM - Jun 07, 2023
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shit's getting weird
#Apple
01:58 PM - Jun 05, 2023
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How have I gotten to this age, and never tried this magical elixir before?
06:59 PM - Jun 03, 2023
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Google vs #ChatGPT .
No wonder #Google is terrified.
04:43 PM - May 31, 2023
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Honestly, I kind of love that T2 (one of the many "new Twitter" wannabes) is SO NEW that they actually have a live feed of when people join the platform.

Definitely going to be one of those "I remember when" moments.

(No, I don't have any invite codes. Sorry... 😞 )
04:53 PM - May 09, 2023
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Why do I have a security cam INSIDE in our living room?
So I can narc on the cat.
04:45 PM - May 09, 2023
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When you don't get your 2FA PIN by text message, my bank's "Didn't get the code" link doesn't try again, it basically pops up a window to say:
"HEY GRANDPA... THIS IS WHAT A TEXT MESSAGE LOOKS LIKE. HERE, GET YOUR GLASSES."
01:11 PM - May 09, 2023
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This was posted by a TV weatherman in the US.

You guys shoot people who ring your doorbell now?

Honestly, what the fuck is going on down there? You guys good?
07:58 PM - May 02, 2023
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Okay, that’s enough news for today.
01:57 PM - Apr 28, 2023
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We have launched a new podcast series, which brings you surprising, shocking, and unbelievable true stories behind the world’s most talked-about ad campaigns.

It’s called Behind the Ad with Tod Maffin and you can find it wherever you get your podcasts. Or at https://behindthead.page
01:25 PM - Apr 27, 2023
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You had this alarm clock too, didn’t you?
(/u/jeffmartin47)
12:13 AM - Apr 25, 2023
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