"Vote 'Em Out" 🎵 Willie Nelson 🎂 #MoodyMonday #SpoutingClassics #WillieNelson #VoteEmOut #SpoutibleMusic
09:28 AM - Apr 29, 2024
Q: What's the most dangerous chemical interaction in the world?
A: Alcohol and testosterone.
A: Alcohol and testosterone.
Isa-Lee Wolf @IsaLeeWolfIn case you missed it: Testeria: (noun). The state of men being worked up over women discussing or pointing out misogyny.01:43 PM - Apr 29, 2024
adj: "testerical"
"The testerical men flooded social media to decry women preferring to take their chances with a bear in the woods rather than a strange man."
01:52 PM - Apr 29, 2024
I just had an older couple in my store, both wearing MAGA hats. They were both polite and bought a couple things for $45. I thanked them and off they went. So tonight I will take their $45 and send it right to the Biden campaign. I will add a little of my own money as well.
02:52 PM - Apr 28, 2024
It should be evident to anyone who actually watched the State of the Union, the Howard Stern interview, or the Correspondents dinner speech that Joe Biden is sharp as a tack, quick witted, kindhearted, and genuinely funny. That works for me.
12:58 PM - Apr 28, 2024
Nothing humbles you quicker than living in a country where you don't understand or speak the local, and I lived in 3 of those.
People thought I was awesome because I'm a native English speaker.
I'm like, yeah but that is not really helping me here right now is it?
People thought I was awesome because I'm a native English speaker.
I'm like, yeah but that is not really helping me here right now is it?
09:03 AM - Apr 27, 2024
Further, Howard Stern reaches a different group of voters - people less engaged in politics, people who might believe the BS that Biden has dementia, people who are persuadable. These are the people Biden needs to reach to expand his coalition.
Nefarious Newt @NefariousNewtYou know why President Biden talked to Howard Stern and not the NY Crimes?07:36 AM - Apr 27, 2024
Because Howard Stern REACHES MORE PEOPLE.
09:06 AM - Apr 27, 2024
Always in my Top 5 @whoa
The flow is ridiculous. Try to rap along. The breath control is serious.
#80sAndUp #spoutingclassicshiphop #SpoutingClassics #HipHop #spoutingmusic #music #spoutiblehiphopogs #spoutiblehiphopheads #spoutinghiphop #spoutiblehiphop
https://youtu.be/VDFx8hJY5...
The flow is ridiculous. Try to rap along. The breath control is serious.
#80sAndUp #spoutingclassicshiphop #SpoutingClassics #HipHop #spoutingmusic #music #spoutiblehiphopogs #spoutiblehiphopheads #spoutinghiphop #spoutiblehiphop
https://youtu.be/VDFx8hJY5...
10:21 AM - Apr 26, 2024
Kristi Noem is telling everybody that she murdered a puppy because she wants to be Donald's VP and she thinks the story will appeal to him.
She's not wrong.
- Mary L Trump
She's not wrong.
- Mary L Trump
01:36 PM - Apr 26, 2024
Take that, originalist scum.
Carole Tyler @CaroleTylerJustice Kagan: "The Framers did not put an immunity clause in the Constitution."12:48 PM - Apr 25, 2024
Case closed.
12:51 PM - Apr 25, 2024
Newsjacking is a term that has been around since the early 2010s. It’s the process in which a brand picks a trending topic in the news or pop culture at large and incorporates it into its marketing strategy. https://customerthink.com/...
10:25 AM - Apr 25, 2024
Elie Mystal:
"Alito wonders if the immunity Trump is asking for is too *robust.*
This right here is how he's going to get to remand. If the president says that he's acting officially, Alito wants a finding of fact to figure out if the act is official."
"Alito wonders if the immunity Trump is asking for is too *robust.*
This right here is how he's going to get to remand. If the president says that he's acting officially, Alito wants a finding of fact to figure out if the act is official."
10:25 AM - Apr 25, 2024
#SpouingClasscs
#WildCardWednesday
"Enemies at 8 in the morning hands on our hearts.
Dynamite behind our eyelids, this is where the ruin"
#WildCardWednesday
"Enemies at 8 in the morning hands on our hearts.
Dynamite behind our eyelids, this is where the ruin"
11:03 PM - Apr 24, 2024
My wife the Flyinator, the master killer of flies, approaches another fly season.
Tom G. Hughes @Tom_G_HughesI asked her, and sadly she couldn't provide any specifics beyond "Know the fly, be the fly." To me it's some mysterious combination of great observation skills and solid timing & reflex. We mere mortals can only genuflect. 🙂08:13 AM - Aug 06, 2023
10:51 PM - Apr 24, 2024
"I can rephrase 'original sin' as man’s inherited disposition to follow those instincts of pugnacity, sexual promiscuity, and greed which may have been necessary in the hunting stage of human history, but which need a variety of controls in an organised society ..." - Will Durant
08:57 AM - Aug 14, 2023
"Let's each commit to having five people in our lives show up here by next week, ready to enroll."
Tom G. Hughes @Tom_G_Hughes"Excuse me, but have you heard about... Spoutible-netics?"09:05 AM - Aug 09, 2023
09:33 AM - Aug 09, 2023
Socialism, checked capitalism, or barbaric demise. The choice is ours.
And by the way, taking the second option does nothing to diminish the threat of the third option. Only a mature socialism will do that.
And by the way, taking the second option does nothing to diminish the threat of the third option. Only a mature socialism will do that.
George Carlin Was Right @GeorgeCarlinWasRightUnchecked capitalism will be the demise of humanity. Mother Nature does not care, she'll still be here.01:30 PM - Aug 06, 2023
Humans won't. We had a chance, we're just not bright enough to have figured it out, short term gratification.
01:50 PM - Aug 06, 2023
"Why" and "whine" sound quite similar. This is unfortunate.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
10:04 PM - Aug 04, 2023
(Edited)
Top Ten Crooked Trump Lawyers:
Michael Cohen* **
Rudy Giuliani** ****
John Eastman** ****
Lin Wood**
Sidney Powell*
Ken Chesebro*
Jenna Ellis* ****
Boris Epshteyn***
Christina Bobb***
* convicted
** disbarred
*** indicted
**** multiple times indicted
Michael Cohen* **
Rudy Giuliani** ****
John Eastman** ****
Lin Wood**
Sidney Powell*
Ken Chesebro*
Jenna Ellis* ****
Boris Epshteyn***
Christina Bobb***
* convicted
** disbarred
*** indicted
**** multiple times indicted
10:30 PM - Apr 24, 2024
Grandmama used to say that if your feet are too big, you shouldn’t wear small shoes.
- Shannon Sharpeisms
- Shannon Sharpeisms
10:08 PM - Apr 24, 2024
Today in 1978 the game show Card Sharks, hosted by Jim Perry, debuted on NBC.
10:25 AM - Apr 24, 2024
Current reads: "The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle" by Haruki Marakami and "Healing the Shame That Binds You" by John Bradshaw.
Recurrent morning earworm: "(Nothing but) Flowers" - Talking Heads
Recurrent morning earworm: "(Nothing but) Flowers" - Talking Heads
10:25 AM - Apr 24, 2024
The late former Portland Mayor Bud Clark, OG of Portland weirdness and the "Expose yourself to art" idea.
Carol Lovely @Clovely410:01 AM - Apr 24, 2024
10:06 AM - Apr 24, 2024
Lara Trump on Newsmax last night:
"We now have the ability at the RNC not just to have poll watchers… but people who can physically handle the ballots"
Mark Elias today:
"Poll observers are NEVER permitted to touch ballots. She is suggesting the RNC will infiltrate election offices"
"We now have the ability at the RNC not just to have poll watchers… but people who can physically handle the ballots"
Mark Elias today:
"Poll observers are NEVER permitted to touch ballots. She is suggesting the RNC will infiltrate election offices"
09:54 AM - Apr 24, 2024
This California Condor flies #free after being raised in captivity. It is the largest land bird in North American and was extinct in the wild in 1987. I was thrilled to see two of them by the Old Navajo Bridge in AZ. #dailypicturetheme Follow @DailyPictureTheme
07:32 AM - Apr 21, 2024
Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt.
— Clarence Darrow
— Clarence Darrow
11:24 AM - Apr 18, 2024