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Hoisted by their own petard.
Ron DePantsless @Bathysphered
Tee hee.
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Ha!
Katie Kadwell @katiekadwell
🤨 Yeah I’m not going to bother to fix my face or my tone if you’re ignorant enough to enter my work zone even though there are like, 15 signs. Head up and eyes open, c’mon it’s not hard. Or get decapitated by a flail mower I guess… 🙄
06:03 PM - Feb 29, 2024
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Sheilah Hayden
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At funerals, you also wear a black tie.
05:04 PM - Feb 29, 2024
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Nephew: I miss Grandma so much! I was her favorite and she made me think I could be a success at anything.
Me: Your father thought that you were her favorite too, but Mom's favorite was Bobby all along.

A text messaging ruckus ensued.
10:32 AM - Feb 29, 2024
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This is a big fucking deal.
04:19 PM - Feb 28, 2024
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Yeah, motherfucker - that is how it works!
02:57 PM - Feb 28, 2024
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It may not be a flag, but MAGA fuckheads DO show their allegiance to the fucking Ruskies.
Dıanna @u_go_grls
Yep ... and they don't even try to hide their allegiance anymore.
Funny that MAGA waves the US flag when they should be waiving the Russian one instead
09:36 AM - Feb 28, 2024
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Me and Mom are quite #stern about NO pictures before breakfast!! #dailypicturetheme
09:20 AM - Feb 28, 2024
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When I was at law school, evidence class was the worst for me, but I am pretty fucking sure that office gossip doesn't rise to admissible.
08:28 AM - Feb 28, 2024
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A February bar-b-que it is then! I am the Smoke Goddess, after all.
09:01 AM - Feb 26, 2024
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I have a #SundaySentence thing starting now.
02:30 PM - Feb 25, 2024
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You know what?
Fuck you.
12:34 PM - Feb 25, 2024
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Joe Walsh said something there - "We need to respectfully disagree with each other".
Some examples of Americans, real people, who respectfully disagreed.
10:59 AM - Feb 25, 2024
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STOP THE PRESSES!
Two White men have common ground because they can talk to each other.

I can't have common ground with bitches who would be more than happy to kill me and mine and make MY country into a wasteland.
10:55 AM - Feb 25, 2024
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Where the fuck do I start?
The incestuous relationship between Confederate groups and the federal judiciary?
The open racism?
The bullshit that the Scalia Law School has 3 graduates in 3 years appointed as SCOTUS clerks with a lifetime sinecure?
09:59 AM - Feb 25, 2024
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Fucking Georgetown!
The opposite of my money dance.
08:15 PM - Feb 24, 2024
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BLACK POWER! ALL POWER TO THE PEOPLE!

https://www.washingtonpost...
07:26 AM - Feb 24, 2024
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The snow moon.
06:55 PM - Feb 23, 2024
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Who the ever loving fuck gave this fucking guy a medical degree? Polio always gets the pub, but do NOT mess with measles because measles, that serial killer, does not give a shit.
09:17 AM - Feb 23, 2024
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I just can't with these jackasses!
08:10 AM - Feb 23, 2024
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Look at this bullshit! And to think, I had all kinds of winter quotes for my #SundaySentence
I will be COMPELLED to bar-b-que on Monday and NOT in the garage!
01:52 PM - Feb 22, 2024
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Do you say "icing" or "frosting" when it comes to cake? Illuminate me.
10:39 AM - Feb 22, 2024
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Trust the media to make "everything is political when you are a woman" into a problem for men.
07:25 PM - Feb 21, 2024
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These motherfuckers are serious!
07:35 PM - Feb 20, 2024
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Sheilah Hayden
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Well, damn - you haven't even started to live until you have chortled...
hmmwrites (Heather's version) @hmmwrites
I do like a good chuckle, but I'm not sure I've ever chortled.... 😁
01:29 AM - Feb 20, 2024
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Compassion for the other side? Motherfucker, please!
07:51 AM - Feb 20, 2024
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I got my giggle this morning. "Inexplicable"? Pull the other one, bruh.
07:29 AM - Feb 19, 2024
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I was afraid it was gonna be some woo woo Alaska shit but it turns out to be A Murder on the Orient Express ending.
07:27 AM - Feb 19, 2024
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Scratch a liar, find a thief.

Guess who got the fuck got scratched?
11:08 AM - Feb 18, 2024
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My first thought this morning: Fuck, football is over.
09:15 AM - Feb 18, 2024
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