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When Alexander Graham Bell first invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris. #chucknorrisfacts
07:40 AM - Mar 02, 2024
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Did you hear about our camping trip?
It was in-tents.
07:37 AM - Mar 02, 2024
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Chuck Norris hates ties, that’s why when he wears a tie, it’s not called tie. It’s called a win.
#chucknorrisfacts
09:30 AM - Dec 12, 2023
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What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A walkie talkie.
09:27 AM - Dec 12, 2023
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We don’t spend enough time appreciating others.
If you get a chance, take a moment and compliment someone. #spoutingclassics #motivationalmonday

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Fatboy Slim - Praise You [Official Video] - YouTube

You're Watching The Official Video Of Praise You by Fatboy Slim The signature hit by Fatboy Slim which chart topped at no.1 in the UK charts and 36 in the U...

08:12 AM - Dec 11, 2023
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I asked the lion in my wardrobe what he was doing there.
He said it was Narnia business.
08:06 AM - Dec 11, 2023
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
#chucknorrisfacts
08:05 AM - Dec 11, 2023
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One of the first videos I watched on MTV (back when it played music). #spoutingclassics #80sandup
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J. Geils Band - Centerfold (Official Music Video) - YouTube

REMASTERED IN HD!Official video of J. Geils Band performing Centerfold from the album Freeze Frame. Buy It Here: http://smarturl.it/9fha5a The music video fo...

06:36 PM - Dec 08, 2023
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I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
06:28 PM - Dec 08, 2023
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Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter.
#chucknorrisfacts
09:07 AM - Dec 07, 2023
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Here is hoping everyone has a great day! #spoutingclassics #70sanddown
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The Beatles - Here Comes The Sun - YouTube

Made years ago. Track is the original pre-remaster CD versionAll Rights Owned By Apple Music

08:26 AM - Dec 07, 2023
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What do you say to a Llama that loves picnicking? Alpaca lunch.
08:20 AM - Dec 07, 2023
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What a way to start the day.
I took both photos from almost the same spot this morning. #dailypictuturetheme #pause
08:18 AM - Dec 07, 2023
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My wife asked me not to tell any Thanksgiving Day jokes today.
I told her that I just can’t go cold turkey.
09:59 AM - Nov 23, 2023
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A great song, with a great message. #spoutingclassics #70sanddown
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Hold Your Head Up-Argent-1972-(Long Version) - YouTube

Should Be Everyone's Theme Song.Don't Let No One Make You Feel Bad About Yourself.You Are As Good As Anyone.Thanks Rod Argent And His Band For Telling Us Thi...

08:55 AM - Nov 23, 2023
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
#chucknorrisfacts
08:49 AM - Nov 23, 2023
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How do you measure the quality of my puns?
A sighsmograph!
08:47 AM - Nov 23, 2023
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Wave your hands in the air like you don’t care! #spoutingclassics #wildcardwednesday

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09:10 AM - Nov 22, 2023
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I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
09:07 AM - Nov 22, 2023
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Chuck Norris can start a fire with an ice cube.
#chucknorrisfacts
09:04 AM - Nov 22, 2023
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James Taylor-Mexico - YouTube

James Taylor-Mexico LyricsWay down here you need a reason to moveFeel a fool running your stateside gamesLose your load, leave your mind behind, baby jamesOh...

08:09 AM - Nov 21, 2023
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I changed my phone’s name to Titanic.
It’s syncing.
08:05 AM - Nov 21, 2023
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
#chucknorrisfacts
08:03 AM - Nov 21, 2023
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“A journey of a thousands miles begins with a single step.”
“You gotta get it started if you wanna get it done.”

Because, “It a long way to the top if you wanna rock and roll.” #spoutingclassice #motivationalmonday

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AC/DC - It's A Long Way to the Top (IF You Wanna Rock ' n' Roll) [HD] - YouTube

The version of this video up on Youtube is very low quality. It is 240P with mono audio, and it is blurry. I decided that Youtube needed a higher quality ver...

08:16 AM - Nov 20, 2023
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A Steak Pun is a Rare Medium Well Done.
08:08 AM - Nov 20, 2023
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Chuck Norris invented airplanes because he was tired of being the only person that could fly.
#chucknorrisfacts
08:06 AM - Nov 20, 2023
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This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
09:01 AM - Nov 19, 2023
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Always love the diversity in these versions. #spoutingclassics #laidbacktracks

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"Peace Train" featuring Yusuf / Cat Stevens | Playing For Change | Song Around The World - YouTube

“Peace Train” – Yusuf / Cat Stevens’ timeless anthem of hope and unity – was originally released on the classic album 'Teaser and the Firecat' in 1971 and wa...

09:00 AM - Nov 19, 2023
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Chuck Norris CAN simply walk into Mordor.
#chucknorrisfacts
08:55 AM - Nov 19, 2023
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“Somebody out there ain’t gonna like it.”
#spoutingclassics #80sandup

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INXS - Guns In The Sky (Official Music Video) - YouTube

INXS "Guns In The Sky" official music video, remastered in HD. Stream Guns In The Sky https://INXS.lnk.to/GunsInTheSky"Guns In The Sky" is the first track fr...

06:04 PM - Nov 17, 2023
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