Bob - Garden is Life @trebuchetguy

The most I can say is that it got some red paint on it. There's barely a little divot that I can feel. Certainly not enough to have to do anything to the blade. It's a 25 year old John Deere mower deck. Built like a tank.

10:02 PM - May 01, 2024

Just Curious About Stuff @just_curious

12:02 PM - May 01, 2024

Tomi T Ahonen Not In Contempt of Court @tomiahonen

Trump Annus Horribilis

January he was ordered to pay E Jean Carroll

February he was ordered to pay NY State by Judge Engoron

March he posted bond of $91M

April he posted bond of $175M
April his first criminal trial started
April he was found in Contempt of Court

May will be even worse...

11:00 AM - May 01, 2024

Christopher Bouzy @cbouzy

We are adding an updates section with platform related news.

05:08 PM - Apr 30, 2024

Christopher Bouzy @cbouzy

That was fun. Thank you for tuning in!😅

05:12 PM - Apr 30, 2024

Tomi T Ahonen Not In Contempt of Court @tomiahonen

LOL here is rare photo of a young T Puppy and his beloved portable Olivetti typewriter, circa 1976. Have not shared this photo yet haha

04:33 PM - Apr 30, 2024

Tomi T Ahonen Not In Contempt of Court @tomiahonen

True story. The Snoopy recurring theme in Peanuts cartoons when I was a teenager, was part of the spark, that led to me believing, I can become an author one day... so 12 books? We can blame Charles Schulz and Snoopy

04:19 PM - Apr 30, 2024

Tomi T Ahonen Not In Contempt of Court @tomiahonen

True story. The Snoopy recurring theme in Peanuts cartoons when I was a teenager, was part of the spark, that led to me believing, I can become an author one day... so 12 books? We can blame Charles Schulz and Snoopy

04:19 PM - Apr 30, 2024

Michael J Elston @BuzzBurbank

Trump's criminal trial resumes after lunch with Eric Trump & TX AG Ken Paxton in the front row behind the defendant. Testimony resumes from a former lawyer for Stormy Daniels & Karen McDougal, following a morning of damning video evidence.

02:24 PM - Apr 30, 2024

Anthony Lee @AnthonyLee

Has Michael Cohen invited you to be a guest on his Mea Culpa podcast yet? 🙂

03:50 PM - Apr 30, 2024

Tomi T Ahonen Not In Contempt of Court @tomiahonen

Ah yes, thanks. The God of Dogs, Snoopy is now writing a heavenly tribute to me.. It was a Stormy and HatRatty night...

02:38 PM - Apr 30, 2024

Tomi T Ahonen Not In Contempt of Court @tomiahonen

Ah yes, thanks. The God of Dogs, Snoopy is now writing a heavenly tribute to me.. It was a Stormy and HatRatty night...

02:38 PM - Apr 30, 2024

Tomi T Ahonen Not In Contempt of Court @tomiahonen

Yes, Mario Puzo's ghost just contacted me last night, and told me he is ghost-writing a new book in the Godfather series about a hatty dude who undermines the Corleones, he is of course Don Dawg, the RatFather :-)

02:36 PM - Apr 30, 2024

Danielle Johnson @Danigirl65

I’m laughing my ass off because now the OSG HAS to go to Baron’s graduation!!

01:09 PM - Apr 30, 2024

Woke/Saying NO to polls @Woke

Do you remember the days of the BLM marches and burning buildings , looting, and other crimes?
Well, it turns out that most of the crimes carried out were not BLM supporters, but white male agitators.
Don’t be fooled by campus riots. Many of them aren’t students at all. They’re outside agitators.

01:01 PM - Apr 30, 2024

Kat Schneider @Washerein17

01:14 PM - Apr 30, 2024

Tomi T Ahonen Not In Contempt of Court @tomiahonen

the jury KNOWS after what they heard this morning, that this guy is guilty as fuck. And they know any person who is innocent, will testify on his own behalf - even as nobody is required to do so

They will instinctively assign guilt to Trump for not testifying on his own behalf

Now this, Contempt..

01:08 PM - Apr 30, 2024

Tomi T Ahonen Not In Contempt of Court @tomiahonen

For two weeks of a criminal trial, not one member of Trump's family has showed up to lend support

But today Gary Busey's son, Eric, shows up to sit in the trial. This is an investment by Eric who is so dumb, he imagines one day there will be some money in Trump's last will and testament

12:31 PM - Apr 30, 2024

Tomi T Ahonen Not In Contempt of Court @tomiahonen

If you missed it, yesterday I posted a phenomenal 'thread substitute'

I took that joke on the movie 'The Fartfather' where I had outlined the top mafia bosses or 'capos' to Trump

And expanded that yesterday to map out 44 members of his crime family as 'parts 1-7'

Starts down 12 Tweets in my TL

11:57 AM - Apr 30, 2024

Allwftopic @Allwftopic

Biden-Harris HQ:

Mayor Romero of San Juan, Puerto Rico: It's important that we support President Biden. After the hurricanes, he ensured that the funds allocated to Puerto Rico for reconstruction moved in an agile way to benefit the people

09:41 PM - Apr 29, 2024

Tomi T Ahonen Not In Contempt of Court @tomiahonen

In Swiss Cheese

Kenny McBrie, the Brother Velveeta finds his plea bargain in Michigan has more holes than Swiss Cheese. He lied under oath. Now Twitter (aka Xcrement) has handed over to Michigan prosecutors the files proving Ken Chesebro lied under oath

Oopsie. Enjoy shitty state prison, asshole

04:51 PM - Apr 29, 2024

Tomi T Ahonen Not In Contempt of Court @tomiahonen

Nah, Moscow Mike is only standard level corrupt Repulsican, not a monster like these Evil Eleven who attempted to terminate US democracy and make Trump a king, through a violent overthrow of government. Mike is a nobody

03:54 PM - Apr 29, 2024

Tomi T Ahonen Not In Contempt of Court @tomiahonen

#RatBingo proudly presents

Don Snoreleone as

THE FARTFATHER, Part VII

The Evan Corcoran Lies-For-FBI Gang of Trump Mar-A-Lago

Christina Bobb
Jennifer Little
Boris Epshteyn
Ivanka Kushner
Yuscil Tavernas
Walt Nauta
Carlos de Oliveira

Watch all 7 parts of this series!
Collect all 7!
Share all 7!

03:01 PM - Apr 29, 2024

Tomi T Ahonen Not In Contempt of Court @tomiahonen

#RatBingo proudly presents

Don Snoreleone as

THE FARTFATHER, Part VI

Jared Kushner Bribes-for-Pardons Gang for Trump

Bill Barr
Roger Stone
Paul Gosar
Corey Lewandowski
Sidney Powell
Allen Weisselberg
Rudy Giuliani

Stay tuned for Part 7

02:54 PM - Apr 29, 2024

Tomi T Ahonen Not In Contempt of Court @tomiahonen

#RatBingo proudly presents

Don Snoreleone as

THE FARTFATHER, Part V

Trump White House plotters of Jan 6 coup d'etat

THE EVIL ELEVEN:

Gym Jordan
Paul Gosar
Mo Brooks
Brian Babin
Andy Biggs
Matt Gaetz
Louie Gohmert
Andy Harris
Jody Hicks
Scott Perry
Marjorie Traitor-Greene

Stay tuned for Part 6

02:45 PM - Apr 29, 2024

Tomi T Ahonen Not In Contempt of Court @tomiahonen

#RatBingo proudly presents

Don Snoreleone as

THE FARTFATHER, Part IV

The Roger Stone Willard Hotel Gang of Trump criminals:

Rudy Giuliani
Steve Bannon
General Flynn
John Eastman
Jeff Clark
Alex Jones
Bernard Kerik
Christina Bobb

Stay tuned for Part 5

02:34 PM - Apr 29, 2024

Sarah Apfel @apfel_sarah

They'd goddamn well better be concerned, because arrest warrants are what they deserve. #FuckNetanyahu #FuckHamas #FuckTheSettlements , and while I'm on a sweary rant here, #FuckPutin too.

02:51 PM - Apr 29, 2024

Tomi T Ahonen Not In Contempt of Court @tomiahonen

#RatBingo proudly presents

Don Snoreleone as

THE FARTFATHER, Part III

The Mark Meadows Treason Spies Gang:

Corey Lewandowski
Kash Patel
Mike Pompeo
Rick Perry
Michael Ellis
Boris Epshteyn
Walt Nauta
Christina Bobb

Stay tuned for Part 4

02:24 PM - Apr 29, 2024

Ultralite001 @Ultralite001

What a play that will be...

Rivaling "Glengarry Glen Ross"... Always be... Always be... Always be crimin'...
or
"The Gangs of New York"... “Remember the first rule of politics. The ballots don’t make the results, the counters make the results. The counters. Keep counting.” – William Tweed

03:13 PM - Apr 29, 2024