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This past month I have knocked on several doors to houses with no smoke coming out of heat stacks/chimneys.
They were answered by bundled-up (as in full winter gear) people.
This tells me so much and makes me sad.
03:42 PM - Dec 03, 2023
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I only look sad because I’m not feeling well.
Please take good care of me.
Adam Cee @AdamWill
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Can I trust you?
I want to trust you.
Please be gentle.
Adam Cee @AdamWill
11:55 PM - Dec 01, 2023
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Served the owner of a brewery.
At the brewery.
I was not offered a taste.
07:38 PM - Dec 01, 2023
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Wandered around Fred Meyer’s close to closing to find some guy who works the night shift. Finally asked another stocker if Gary was around. Called in sick. If I had his home address I’d go there, but I don’t. Looks like I’ll do some more shopping tomorrow night.
03:11 AM - Dec 01, 2023
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Eviction papers can be served on almost anyone who answers the door. The assumption is that if you’re answering the door, you live there.
So when the door gets slammed in my face, I just holler that I’m leaving the papers in the door.
This is a good serve.
01:11 AM - Nov 30, 2023
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I need to say this again
VanHelsing @VanHelsing
The PERFECT Thanksgiving movie is
Pieces of April.
Not looking for arguments.
Just watch it. You won’t be disappointed. Promise
01:53 AM - Nov 22, 2023
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Björk & David Sylvian - All Is Full Of Love/Darkest Dreaming - YouTube

Video made with FL Studio ZGameEditor Visualizer pluginAll the songs and samples used in the video belong to their respective owners and I or this channel do...

05:04 AM - Nov 23, 2023
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thread 2 Threaded Spouts
This happens so often it’s become mundane. LOL. Especially when I’m out serving process. #AdventuresInProcessServing
Ola @Olatunde
Have you ever been out and needed to urinate urgently when there's no toilet nearby?😂 What did you do? Share your story.
06:25 AM - Nov 22, 2023
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The PERFECT Thanksgiving movie is
Pieces of April.
Not looking for arguments.
Just watch it. You won’t be disappointed. Promise
01:53 AM - Nov 22, 2023
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Excuse me. I’ll nurse in public and you can’t stop me.
Now please, stop being rude & avert your eyes
Adam Cee @AdamWill
12:07 AM - Nov 22, 2023
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Lots of people answer their doors armed. But waving your Glock around and, not once, but twice, aiming it at me, is unacceptable.
And you’re still served.
07:05 PM - Nov 21, 2023
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Why do people think that Alaska is a good place to hide out after abducting their child/ren?
3rd one in a month.
I don’t have stats on other places, but get the word out that we don’t want that kind of action.
Cuz you’re gonna get found and you’re gonna get served.
08:10 PM - Nov 20, 2023
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#SpoutingClassics #LoveRocks #LaidBackTracks

More from Joan Armatrading.
We (Angela and I) LOVED this track.
You’re mean. But we had fun fun fun fun!

And oh yeah. Great guitar in there, too.
Tall In The Saddle - YouTube

Provided to YouTube by Universal Music GroupTall In The Saddle · Joan ArmatradingJoan Armatrading℗ An A&M Records Release; ℗ 1976 UMG Recordings, Inc.Release...

11:38 PM - Nov 19, 2023 (Edited)
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Goals!!
Deb @Debbatch
If my spouse and I didn’t have errands we would barely leave the house.
10:43 PM - Nov 19, 2023
10:48 PM - Nov 19, 2023
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#SpoutingClassics #SoloPerformances #StrawberryRevolutionLLN

You have no idea how important this album was to my best friend and me in college. And when I think of my friend I think of the music we loved. Sometimes up, sometimes melancholy.
Down To Zero - YouTube

Provided to YouTube by Universal Music GroupDown To Zero · Joan ArmatradingJoan Armatrading℗ An A&M Records Release; ℗ 1976 UMG Recordings, Inc.Released on: ...

02:16 AM - Nov 15, 2023
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Thank you for this 😂😂😂
Mr. Higgins Totally not an alien in a skin suit @thegfewebcomic
Anyhow, I eventually kept a candy dish full of Werther’s original on the bedside table for those particular one night stands.
10:17 PM - Nov 11, 2023
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Woman was walking in the middle of the road and yelled at me to stop cuz other woman needed help. I drove ahead to the other and asked if she needed help.
“Oh god. Yes!! She’s trying to kill me.”
I let her in & drove off. She said I probably saved her life.
05:20 PM - Nov 11, 2023
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Woman was walking in the middle of the road and yelled at me to stop cuz other woman needed help. I drove ahead to the other and asked if she needed help.
“Oh god. Yes!! She’s trying to kill me.”
I let her in & drove off. She said I probably saved her life.
05:20 PM - Nov 11, 2023
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A man asked me if I was retarded.
I said, “Excuse me. The correct term is Cognitively Impaired. And you’ve been served.” 😂
09:50 PM - Nov 09, 2023
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Yes. A rain shower 😂
Read aBannedBook @RetiredLibrarian
Did you know that practically every KDrama series has a shower scene?
10:31 PM - Nov 07, 2023
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Slaughterhouse Cat
Book Club @BookClub
Day 5 of the 30 Days of November
Had some hiccups today so we will keep it simple. QUOTE SPOUT THIS SPOUT with your answer. We will do a Spoutible coffee mug as today’s prize. We will save the banana hammock for another day.
Remember to follow @BookClub . Good luck!
04:56 PM - Nov 05, 2023
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The Cat in the Cat
Book Club @BookClub
Day 5 of the 30 Days of November
Had some hiccups today so we will keep it simple. QUOTE SPOUT THIS SPOUT with your answer. We will do a Spoutible coffee mug as today’s prize. We will save the banana hammock for another day.
Remember to follow @BookClub . Good luck!
04:56 PM - Nov 05, 2023
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"You know, I'm such a fool for you
You got me wrapped around your finger"🦚
The Cranberries - Linger #SpoutingClassics #LaidBackTracks
The Cranberries - Linger (Official Music Video) - YouTube

Official Music Video for Linger by The Cranberries.Listen to The Cranberries here - https://TheCranberries.lnk.to/StreamListen to Everybody Else Is Doing It,...

12:29 PM - Nov 05, 2023
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THIS!!!!!!👇🏻
April Sparkles @April_Sparkles
Imagine the wonders we would see if people were provided a living wage? If they didn’t have to take second jobs. If parents didn’t have to make impossible choices.

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08:19 PM - Nov 02, 2023
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David Bowie – Space Oddity (Official Video) - YouTube

The official music video for David Bowie - Space OddityTaken from Bowie's 2nd studio album 'David Bowie' released in 1969 (aka Space Oddity), of which this w...

04:00 PM - Nov 02, 2023
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The Overstory - Richard Powers
Graceland - Paul Simon
Myles Higgins @Myles_Away
You are stranded on a deserted island. Assuming you have a way to play music.

You can only have 1 book and one album.

What are you listening to & reading?
02:08 PM - Nov 02, 2023
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KING OF THE ROAD
Connie Love @ConnieAz
I'm a man of means by no means
10:57 AM - Nov 02, 2023
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Book Club @BookClub
#BookClub 30 Days of November

November 2:
- Quote Spout THIS Spout with a random gif and the Hashtag #RandomGif . Will it make it into the 'Making Waves' feature?

Today’s participation present (one account randomly selected) will be a COFFEE MUG from the Spoutible Merchandise Shop when it opens.
11:57 AM - Nov 02, 2023
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Just what I needed
Al Gray @straydogear
Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc. (Official Video) - YouTube

Official HD Video for Gorillaz' fantastic track Feel Good Inc.Follow Gorillaz online:http://gorillaz.comhttp://facebook.com/Gorillazhttp://twitter.com/Gorill...

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