Why is it that I'm so completely done with men but I still fucking LOVE it when they flirt with me???
fuck is that about?? stupid lizard brain bullshit 😂
fuck is that about?? stupid lizard brain bullshit 😂
04:14 PM - May 18, 2024
Man it's Friday and I'm trying to relax and people keep showing up at work making me do my job.
the fuck is that shit about??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
the fuck is that shit about??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
06:33 PM - May 17, 2024
Have you ever stayed up late with someone talking & knowing as the time went by, that you'd be tired in the morning but it didn't matter because it was worth losing sleep over, to laugh with someone and enjoy their company & the next day you remember how fun it was while falling asleep at work?
02:50 AM - May 16, 2024
I said what I said, and I was clear in what I said. I prefer individuals taking their drama to Mastodon, than staying here ruining the experience for others. I don't have the time nor desire to appease adults throwing a tantrum because someone they like was suspended. Their drama is exhausting.
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Starr @Starr_E_SkyChristopher @cbouzy , I was one of your biggest fans from day 1. I loved the idea of what you were trying to create. The features of this site are amazing. If civil discourse is still allowed here, I do feel this post is beneath you and what this site stands for.09:40 PM - May 15, 2024
03:07 AM - May 16, 2024
I'm not sure who needs to hear this, but tax cuts are not nearly as helpful to you as higher wages. Quit voting for tax cuts and instead vote for better services and wages.
08:30 PM - Feb 12, 2024
For those that might not know, Fitbit is owned by Google now.
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lorraine aylward @oldbabylonianwhorePlease, please, please protect yourself. Delect your period tracker. Do not share your info with anyone.
https://www.bbc.com/news/a...04:54 PM - May 15, 2024
05:02 PM - May 15, 2024
Word for Today
Committee: A cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and quietly strangled
Committee: A cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and quietly strangled
01:05 AM - May 15, 2024
Not exactly the boogeyman. I'm the one you send to kill the fucking boogeyman.
05:17 PM - May 11, 2024
02:09 AM - May 07, 2024
You build a body of water on top of cemeteries, burial mounds, unmarked graves and a whole town and you get what you get.
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John Bolton's Mustache™️☑️ @John_Boltons_MustacheDamn, if Lanier were that pretty, people wouldn't be so afraid to go there.05:16 PM - May 05, 2024
05:41 PM - May 05, 2024
"Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch. I was there when it was written." -C.S. Lewis from The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
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Milla Mélomane @BritpoptartsChild, I was THERE06:49 PM - Apr 30, 2024![Picture]()
07:59 PM - Apr 30, 2024
I have never had to pay for an unlisted number because of a bear.
I have never had to pick up my mail at my parents' house and not my mailbox because of a bear.
Bears don't cut car break lines either.
#Bear
I have never had to pick up my mail at my parents' house and not my mailbox because of a bear.
Bears don't cut car break lines either.
#Bear
01:45 PM - Apr 29, 2024
Just bc you can say "money first" and "anal costs extra" in 5 languages doesn't make you fluent. 🙄
I can say thank you in 10 languages and I would never call myself bilingual let alone multilingual.
I can say thank you in 10 languages and I would never call myself bilingual let alone multilingual.
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Remo @Remoman"There does not appear to be other footage of her speaking proficiently in languages other than English."
She is proficient in English...
She is proficient in English...
She is proficient in English...07:16 PM - Apr 26, 2024
'Little evidence' to confirm Melania Trump's longtime claim about herself: investigation - Raw Story
Former First Lady Melania Trump has boasted being multilingual but for years there hasn't been indisputable proof. The speculation was stirred back up by former Assistant Secretary of the Treasury Monica Crowley, who while appearing on Fox News "The Ingraham Angle" this week showered p..
09:20 PM - Apr 26, 2024
I'm absolutely amazed at how casual about this ppl are being. Specifically the same ppl that had a stroke when they learned a certain Democrat had the audacity to get his dick sucked in the Oval Office by an intern.
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JZ Murdock @jzmurdockI find it foul & rather disgusting we have to incessantly hear about a near 80 year old's previous adulterous escapades with a variety of women among a porn director/actor & a woman "on the side" from his marriage by some petty, failed reality TV actor & 2x impeached ex-POTUS.10:47 PM - Apr 26, 2024
10:50 PM - Apr 26, 2024
Post a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit.
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Karl S the Typo King @KarlSPost a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting the and throwing them in a gravel pit.11:19 PM - Apr 26, 2024![Leeloo under Jenny’s leg, I miss Jenny.]()
11:39 PM - Apr 26, 2024
Looks like Ima be here more…pissed off pissy Elon…whatever. Looks like no more Twitter -I will never refer to it as “X”-stupid name. Lemme get this straight…I can post really explicit porn or spew hate speech, dead people, fighting, use my fave foul language but THIS got me kicked out? Whatever.
03:18 AM - Apr 24, 2024
Florence: So I did my best to lay to rest
All of the bodies that have ever been on my body
And in my mind, they sink into the swamp
Is that a bad thing to say in a song?
Me: dead
All of the bodies that have ever been on my body
And in my mind, they sink into the swamp
Is that a bad thing to say in a song?
Me: dead
12:47 AM - Apr 24, 2024
3 Threaded Spouts
I just heard a bit of Stephen A.Smith’s yelling rant on Fox how DJT is gathering the Black vote because Black folks can relate to his current treatment by the court! 😒If anybody even gives that BS a syntilla of credibility I have a bridge to sell you!😏😒Black folks can’t & don’t relate to DJT ever
12:10 AM - Apr 22, 2024
#DailyPictureTheme #free
When I made this chocolate tart, I didn't really have a set plan of how I wanted to decorate it...so I freestyled it. 😄
When I made this chocolate tart, I didn't really have a set plan of how I wanted to decorate it...so I freestyled it. 😄
12:44 PM - Apr 21, 2024
The "Party of Putin" is cranky...
TENSE MOMENT: Hearing Is Momentarily Suspended After Dan Goldman Insults Republican Party - YouTube
At yesterday's House Oversight Committee hearing, Rep. Dan Goldman (D-NY) defended the Biden family, blasted the Republican impeachment probe into President ...
07:36 PM - Apr 18, 2024
As if it could be canceled
latimes.com
420 celebration canceled at San Francisco's Hippie Hill? Not if a psychedelic church can hash out plan
Budget cuts and financial woes forced San Francisco to cancel its annual 420 celebration at Golden Gate Park this year, but a self-described psychedelic church says it will step in to help support ...
03:49 PM - Apr 19, 2024
People who are murder lake people are the best kind of people
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Morvani @Morvani... but I'm a murder lake ppl.03:49 PM - Apr 19, 2024
er. person.
03:53 PM - Apr 19, 2024
This spout was removed because the account associated with it was suspended.
09:04 AM - Apr 15, 2024
Hey y'all, happy friday. 👋🏽👋🏽
I think I'm gonna start happy hour right the fuck now.
4:20 is imminent.
pre-emptive apology for spouting stupid shit, but I feel I'm overdue😃😃😃😃
I think I'm gonna start happy hour right the fuck now.
4:20 is imminent.
pre-emptive apology for spouting stupid shit, but I feel I'm overdue😃😃😃😃
04:20 PM - Apr 12, 2024
