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The Twimp is unique.

His lack of shame is not unique, nor is the absence of empathy, nor the financial troubles, nor the amorality, nor the blind ambition; the utterly spoiled toddler mentality seems rather tediously common in his tax bracket.

He's common as muck. But he's the only Twimp.
10:13 AM - Feb 13, 2024
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You know, sometimes these just aren't that fun.

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08:43 AM - Mar 28, 2024
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Sometimes it looks like Mike Johnson is trying to be Stephen Colbert's little brother
07:30 PM - Mar 27, 2024
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The piano student was not in the mood today. I would like to think I was more focused as a four-year-old, but the memories are compromised.
07:26 PM - Mar 27, 2024
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I changed the name attached to my grocery rewards card to Bach Springs and keep forgetting I've done that but the cashier yesterday twice called me Mr Springs and I liked it.
12:02 PM - Mar 27, 2024
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getting trash out to
the curb in time can feel like
enough achieving
11:58 AM - Mar 27, 2024
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After a certain
age, all men understand why
they're called "the wee hours."
10:38 AM - Mar 27, 2024
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Truth Social is Donald's personal whine bar.
09:47 AM - Mar 27, 2024
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Insisting that there are only binary choices — sun/moon, cat/dog, he/she, clown/monkey — shuts down the opportunity to embrace more helpful metaphors for the experience of reality.
12:50 PM - Mar 26, 2024
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the hardy succulent i've
kept alive

sits by a window
on a sill next to the sink
in the back bathroom
12:41 PM - Mar 26, 2024
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SILVER LININGS DEPT — Several large trucks made it over the bridge before it fell, and there was almost no moving traffic when it did.
10:13 AM - Mar 26, 2024
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Okay, so he admitted he couldn't come up with a lot of money in a month, so now he's got ten days to come up with less.

Who wants to bet he can't even come up with the smaller amount?
08:43 AM - Mar 26, 2024
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Know the difference between your appetites and your callings.
08:33 AM - Mar 26, 2024
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Have you ever really looked at Mag-a-Lardo? Donald is so insecure the big tower on his house has a little tower of its own.
04:09 PM - Mar 25, 2024
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Yard sign, Texas
01:45 PM - Mar 25, 2024
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Is it considered lucky when a plate breaks in a diner?
01:31 PM - Mar 25, 2024
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I finished the crossword in 4 minutes 5 seconds today, but that's not terribly impressive for a Monday
01:22 PM - Mar 25, 2024
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The State of New York would be well within its rights and duties to raze the seized properties and build green spaces.
10:02 AM - Mar 25, 2024
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If I remember nothing else about 2024, I will remember it as the year I learned to make brownies. Killer brownies. Perfect brownies. From YouTube. Really.
Condensed milk and browned butter brownies - YouTube

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04:02 PM - Mar 23, 2024
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If you are an Enrique, can you also go by Ricky?
12:58 PM - Mar 23, 2024
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So many lies - so here's the truth from a local Texan...
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I will never understand
adult Disney stans.
09:25 AM - Mar 22, 2024
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I didn't mention yesterday that it was Bach's birthday so today, I'm asking everyone to call me Sebastian.
09:14 AM - Mar 22, 2024
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Ever had to turn completely around in an empty two-car garage?

It's harder in a car.
09:49 AM - Mar 21, 2024
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That feeling when your weird, semi-estranged brother tells you in a text that he may need an early-morning ride to his colonoscopy next week, but you get no further info after that, and the morning arrives and still no word has come?
That infuriating mix of relief and worry needs a name.
09:17 AM - Mar 21, 2024
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I'm waiting for the right opportunity to use the phrase, "in terms of badly."
09:10 AM - Mar 21, 2024
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IDEA FOR A TV SERIES —
Old Sheldon, starring Jeff Goldblum
10:03 PM - Mar 20, 2024
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Firth floor, tooth floor, and so on
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Um...
07:37 PM - Mar 20, 2024
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It is unbelievably endearing to get one of these from a four-year-old
07:56 PM - Mar 20, 2024
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It's very simple. Melanie and Princess Kate are hanging out in the tropical forests of Antarctica, bonding over what it's like to be married to a douchebag.
09:35 AM - Mar 20, 2024
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