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the collapse of white
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Traffic on the loop: pianissimo
Birdsong in the trees: piano
The cat having a bath on the floor next to me: mezzo-piano
Clocks ticking on the walls: mezzo-mezzo
The bath is done. The minifridge just kicked on. There's a breeze.
11:36 AM - Apr 28, 2024 (Edited)
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My time was 22:18. Your results may vary.
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Helllloooo Spoutans!

It’s Crossword Day! With a debut puzzle by your favorite Guy Smiley host in the New York Times!

Pick up a copy and play the puzzle that has early reviewers saying “are these music references just for old people?!?”
#thursdaynightpuzzlegang
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"The building's on fire and you can only save two" game is cruel and unnecessary. Save everyone, then give life sentences to the arsonists and whoever asked the question.
09:38 AM - Apr 28, 2024
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The first Presidential debate held at a state prison on old-fashioned phones strung between plexiglass should be amusing.
10:33 AM - Apr 27, 2024
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08:55 AM - Apr 24, 2024
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Something I never heard my mother (84) say until this year:

"I wish somebody would just put a bullet in his head."

So things aren't what they were.
08:36 AM - Apr 22, 2024
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11:18 AM - Apr 20, 2024
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A minority of Americans hold cultural beliefs that seek to curtail other Americans' lives, liberties, and their pursuits of happiness.

When your cultural (or, if you insist, "religious") convictions deny other people's realities? That's abuse, not faith.
11:19 AM - Apr 20, 2024
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This would be a really good day for Uncle Joe to make a big announcement about what does and doesn't belong on Schedule I.
11:16 AM - Apr 20, 2024
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11:05 AM - Apr 20, 2024
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DISCOERY — Now that Cap'n Loneskum has renamed his vanity project, we can use "tweet" to mean any social media post. You can tweet on Spoutible. You can tweet on Facebook, if you belong to that throng.
09:26 AM - Apr 18, 2024
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Mark Leyner's Et Tu, Babe at Waffle House
10:57 AM - Apr 17, 2024 (Edited)
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The local diner printed up new menus. There's still "We offer turkey bacon upon request," but they've removed "HOT BEEF OPEN FACE"
01:51 PM - Apr 16, 2024
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If the opposite
of contraband is band, why
does it sound like banned?
02:40 PM - Apr 15, 2024
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the collapse of white
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The elephant is out.

Too long a memory, she had.

Elsie Cue is the new mascot for the conservatives. She's a two-faced invertebrate whose name sounds out the initials of Low Candidate Quality.
12:27 PM - Apr 15, 2024
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To characterize the trial of a traitor as "an assault on America" is very L'État, c'est moi.
12:23 PM - Apr 15, 2024
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Oh, a fellow can dream.

Of an orange menace behind bars, in contempt of court, simply because he never developed the self-control of an eight-year-old.
11:22 AM - Apr 15, 2024
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What do you do when your mother wears the ugliest dress she owns out to dinner and a concert? I said nothing.
11:02 AM - Apr 15, 2024
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Never hit an anagram of the solution before.
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10:47 AM - Apr 15, 2024
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Well that was lucky.
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03:16 PM - Apr 13, 2024
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I wouldn't mind at all hearing the upcoming criminal case described as a white collar business records felonies prosecution and hearing about similar CEOs who were incarcerated for doing similar things.
12:12 PM - Apr 13, 2024
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A friend of a friend worked for Disney.

She said that when they obtained material from other sources — children's books, classic stories — that the process of Disneyfication was to take the characters "and make them boring, and a little racist."
10:41 AM - Apr 13, 2024 (Edited)
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May the gods bless and comfort those of you who are required to be in the presence of children.
09:56 AM - Apr 13, 2024
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There sure are a lot of YouTube videos about narwhals.
09:31 AM - Apr 13, 2024
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There were eleven,
my father the third, born on
Friday the 13th.

We're down to four, now that Aunt
Judy's died.
09:49 AM - Apr 12, 2024
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