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Hi! I'm Castle, and I'm weird. I read, I watch stuff, and I write. I write a LOT. Unpublished, OK with that. Write sci-fi, science fantasy and fantasy. ALWAYS have an element of mystery.

I'm a cis/het-old-white-guy. LGBTQIA/BLM/feminist friendly. I hate bigots, so am happy about this place!
10:36 PM - Feb 03, 2023
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@Spoutible , I haven't been able to get to this site for DAYS, and am still unable to without using a VPN or that weird TOR browser. Help? I dislike having to do either.
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This.
01:15 AM - Oct 04, 2023
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The Nightly Chortle:
10:53 PM - Oct 03, 2023
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11:05 PM - Oct 02, 2023
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Okay, my alt-text person isn't around, and I want a day off anyway: From now on, no Nightly Chortle on Sundays, folks. Hope you don't mind.
11:11 PM - Oct 01, 2023
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The Nightly Chortle:
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Pardon my language but...

Fucking cocksuckers. 😡
MEAction NOW @MEActNOW
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House Republicans sneak in pay raise for themselves into shutdown bill

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09:17 PM - Sep 26, 2023
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Castle Long
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Sorry I missed the Chortle last night. Ate something that VIOLENTLY disagreed with me, and ended up in bed early.
03:09 PM - Sep 26, 2023
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I am weak of will.

As I type this, "Baldur's Gate 3" is downloading.
03:28 PM - Sep 25, 2023
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Epic. [stands, applaudes] 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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10:02 PM - Sep 20, 2023
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I got it down to three.... troglodyte, because it sounds like what it means, furshlugginer, because it's so... evocative of a feeling, and rapscallion, because it SOUNDS fun!
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Do you have a favorite word that you just like the sound of? Mine is facetious, with kerfuffle in second place.
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11:23 PM - Sep 19, 2023
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Okay. Here, with what I sincerely hope is enough context, is an acronym. Anyone want to tell me what it means? I'm hoping it's not that difficult, but my brain... does strange things, sometimes, so I can't be sure.

"(Don’t ask. ICTYBIHTKY.)"

(Substitute a word or a blank for the K, so algorhit
08:56 PM - Sep 19, 2023 (Edited)
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09:34 PM - Sep 18, 2023
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Migraine. No chortle tonight.
10:55 PM - Sep 17, 2023
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11:42 PM - Sep 16, 2023
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Still having fun with the WIP!

"He was involved with a DRHP project called (of all things) BOAST. This acronym stood for “Biological Optimization and Augmentation for Special-use Troops. [1/2]
09:04 PM - Sep 16, 2023
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11:30 PM - Sep 15, 2023
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I am having a great deal of fun writing the viewpoint character in this bit:

"(Yes, I know, you prefer the simple initial V over the name Valor. I’m old and wealthy, and shall, therefore, do as I damn please. Cope, dear boy.)"
08:34 PM - Sep 15, 2023
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09:51 PM - Sep 14, 2023
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