Was joking around with my childhood bff today & sent her this gif…
Then I realized Jamie Lee Curtis was 45 when she was in Freaky Friday… which is exactly how old me & my friend are now 😬
Joke’s on me! 🤣☠️ #imold 🙌🤘
Then I realized Jamie Lee Curtis was 45 when she was in Freaky Friday… which is exactly how old me & my friend are now 😬
Joke’s on me! 🤣☠️ #imold 🙌🤘
02:57 PM - Mar 13, 2024
10:05 AM - Feb 11, 2024
Me, watching this horse shit…
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BattleFuzz @BattleFuzzThe way the MSM is covering that grotesque Hur report is galling. They're so desperate for a horse race.09:11 AM - Feb 09, 2024
Ugh. I'm livid.
09:19 AM - Feb 09, 2024
My baby is SIX now, WAAAAAAAHHH 😭😭😭😭😭👎👎👎👎👎
“The days are long, but the years are SHORT!” 👎👎👎 #parenting
“The days are long, but the years are SHORT!” 👎👎👎 #parenting
08:40 PM - Feb 07, 2024
Quote Spout with a gif of the first band you saw in concert. (if possible)
(Gif: R.E.M.’s Michael Stipe in Losing My Religion video)
(Gif: R.E.M.’s Michael Stipe in Losing My Religion video)
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Diana @DmoQuote Spout with a gif of the first band you saw in concert. (if possible)
Gif: Liam Gallagher and Noel Gallagher of Oasis06:40 PM - Feb 07, 2024![GIF-Image]()
07:06 PM - Feb 07, 2024
Yes please 👍👍
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Goose @Goose06:38 PM - Feb 07, 2024
06:57 PM - Feb 07, 2024
Me: Can I hit in the mornin without givin you half of my dough, and even worse if I was broke would you WANT ME 👏
My husband:
My husband:
05:47 PM - Feb 07, 2024
Welcome to Nopetown 👏
The movie based on the musical based on the movie 🤦♀️
Stop trying to make Mean Girls 2024 happen… It’s NOT gonna happen🖕
The movie based on the musical based on the movie 🤦♀️
Stop trying to make Mean Girls 2024 happen… It’s NOT gonna happen🖕
07:35 PM - Dec 31, 2023
Shiiiiiiitt I’m not making it to midnight folks… I might not even make it to London’s midnight!! 🤣🤣😴😴 #HappyNewYear 🥳💃
06:04 PM - Dec 31, 2023
But do you have a #MillenniumFalcon serving platter???
#Etsy is what’s up, y’all 👏
#HappyNewYear Spouties!! 🥳💃
#Etsy is what’s up, y’all 👏
#HappyNewYear Spouties!! 🥳💃
03:14 PM - Dec 31, 2023
What,
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dani @danismashingitYou guys have probably guessed that I’ve never seen The Sound of Music.08:09 PM - Dec 17, 2023
09:26 PM - Dec 17, 2023
WHAT UP FOLKS!
I took a much needed social media break, and I’m back on #lexapro 😬💃 no shame in my game 🤷♀️ (the #anxiety was killing me, and I’d barely slept in months 😬)
It’s ALL GOOD now 👏
I’m coaching my daughter’s #basketball team and we’re 2-0… buncha ass kicking 3rd graders 😎
I took a much needed social media break, and I’m back on #lexapro 😬💃 no shame in my game 🤷♀️ (the #anxiety was killing me, and I’d barely slept in months 😬)
It’s ALL GOOD now 👏
I’m coaching my daughter’s #basketball team and we’re 2-0… buncha ass kicking 3rd graders 😎
08:58 PM - Dec 17, 2023
(Edited)
Hey y’all, Happy Sunday 🤗🥳
Hope everyone’s doing well 🙏🫶
I’ve been on a social media break, which will continue for a bit, and I just wanted to let folks know what’s up 🙏
Things have been rough, but they’ll get better, and I’ll be back soon.
In the meantime… Party on, y’all🤘
Hope everyone’s doing well 🙏🫶
I’ve been on a social media break, which will continue for a bit, and I just wanted to let folks know what’s up 🙏
Things have been rough, but they’ll get better, and I’ll be back soon.
In the meantime… Party on, y’all🤘
02:42 PM - Oct 01, 2023
Bacon is the word of the day.
Straight up bacon. No Kevin 🤷♀️
Straight up bacon. No Kevin 🤷♀️
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Pamela @PamelaYou’ve got my stomach growling. 😄 🥓🥓10:04 AM - Sep 26, 2023
10:09 AM - Sep 26, 2023
Can we get bacon back in the word cloud?
There are a couple leftover slices of bacon in the fridge and I’m about to make a BLT or breakfast sandwich, or eat these mfkas straight up 👏
There are a couple leftover slices of bacon in the fridge and I’m about to make a BLT or breakfast sandwich, or eat these mfkas straight up 👏
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Suzanne JaaaNONYA @WWAmplifyingBWBacon should be in the word cloud every Sunday morning 🥓 #ijs10:23 AM - Sep 24, 2023
09:36 AM - Sep 26, 2023
OK I’m gonna eat my words now 🤣
I did make a #macandcheese with veggies ONCE ☝️ with #prosciutto too 👏
‘Twas a #butternutsquash mac & cheese, made with #pumpkin cream cheese, and IT WAS FCKIN GLORIOUS 🙌😍
Inspo from #TraderJoes butternut squash mac & cheese… ONLY BETTER 🤩 #foodporn 🙌
I did make a #macandcheese with veggies ONCE ☝️ with #prosciutto too 👏
‘Twas a #butternutsquash mac & cheese, made with #pumpkin cream cheese, and IT WAS FCKIN GLORIOUS 🙌😍
Inspo from #TraderJoes butternut squash mac & cheese… ONLY BETTER 🤩 #foodporn 🙌
09:25 AM - Sep 26, 2023
Holy shit, #Lego quality assurance screwed me!!! 😩🤣
That black piece was supposed to be a CORNER, not a side 🤦♀️ fortunately we had a gray corner amongst our legos… also fortunately, this is the BACK of the #VanGogh #StarryNight Lego, so I’m not TOO annoyed 🤨🤣
AKA #firstworldproblems 😬🤣
That black piece was supposed to be a CORNER, not a side 🤦♀️ fortunately we had a gray corner amongst our legos… also fortunately, this is the BACK of the #VanGogh #StarryNight Lego, so I’m not TOO annoyed 🤨🤣
AKA #firstworldproblems 😬🤣
10:40 AM - Sep 25, 2023
It’s #BaconSunday y’all 🙌🤩
It’s always a good day when you start it with BACON 🤩
I hope y’all can get yourselves some bacon today & have a great day 🙏🫶
It’s always a good day when you start it with BACON 🤩
I hope y’all can get yourselves some bacon today & have a great day 🙏🫶
09:50 AM - Sep 24, 2023
Omfg y’all have prob already seen this, but I just saw it NOW 😭☠️
03:13 PM - Sep 23, 2023
Just watched the first episode of #Suits for the first time. Had to check out #PrincessMeghan before she was princess 🙌
Will I watch more? Absolutely. Eventually 🤣
Will I watch more? Absolutely. Eventually 🤣
11:09 PM - Sep 22, 2023
Damn bacon still livin large in the middle of the word cloud 🙌
10:44 PM - Sep 22, 2023
Bacon in the word cloud 🙌🤩
It’s always in the word cloud in my head 🤩🤘
It’s always in the word cloud in my head 🤩🤘
04:24 PM - Sep 22, 2023
#BackToSchoolNight 😳🤣
I am SO HAPPY my kids are in the same school now 🙌
But Back To School Night was a bit of a marathon 🥵🤣 “Welcome Address” from the principal, 40 mins with each of their teachers, then popping in on the “specials” teachers, plus all the chatting with parents - DAMN 😴
I am SO HAPPY my kids are in the same school now 🙌
But Back To School Night was a bit of a marathon 🥵🤣 “Welcome Address” from the principal, 40 mins with each of their teachers, then popping in on the “specials” teachers, plus all the chatting with parents - DAMN 😴
09:37 PM - Sep 21, 2023
OMFG I just finished a #cooking marathon 🥵😴
I poached 7 lbs of chicken - for tonight’s dinner, a few days from now, and some to freeze.
Made quesadillas for the kids & a GIGANTIC amount of chicken/veggie curry - for tonight, leftovers for Mike for lunch, and some to freeze.
#cookingsucks 👏🖕
I poached 7 lbs of chicken - for tonight’s dinner, a few days from now, and some to freeze.
Made quesadillas for the kids & a GIGANTIC amount of chicken/veggie curry - for tonight, leftovers for Mike for lunch, and some to freeze.
#cookingsucks 👏🖕
08:44 PM - Sep 20, 2023
I was quite disappointed to find out that the Maple Streusel Bread wasn’t in stock yet at #TraderJoes this morning…
But I let ‘em know 🤨
But I let ‘em know 🤨
11:43 AM - Sep 20, 2023
Does Charlie Kirk live in a bunker somewhere? I don’t know how he doesn’t get his ass beat on the regular 👏
Or my perpetual recommendation👇
I mean, a beat down will have legal penalties, but throwing a pie or eggs or whatever in someone’s face? 🤔 legal #grayarea 😈
Or my perpetual recommendation👇
I mean, a beat down will have legal penalties, but throwing a pie or eggs or whatever in someone’s face? 🤔 legal #grayarea 😈
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Nyah M @NaniWaialealeBold strategy by Republicans to piss off women voters and then continue to mock them.
Let’s see how it works out for them.11:07 AM - Sep 20, 2023![Picture]()
11:13 AM - Sep 20, 2023
Holy shit, people… I forgot to mention the fact that last week, while I was cooking dinner, my 5.5 year old snuck into the bathroom with a pair of scissors and cut her bangs REALLY SHORT 😬🤣
My question is this: How do little girls innately know to do this RIGHT BEFORE SCHOOL PICTURES??? 👏🤣
My question is this: How do little girls innately know to do this RIGHT BEFORE SCHOOL PICTURES??? 👏🤣
10:34 PM - Sep 19, 2023
