Excuse me. Behold these TREASURES I received in the mail from @BlancheKicksShins ! The “if I gave you a crayon you’d probably eat it” is definitely coming with me to school! 😂😂😂🩷🩷🩷 Thank you, Blanche!
04:50 PM - May 07, 2024
This annual hobby #suits me perfectly! #dailypicturepicturetheme
alt text: freshly gathered milkweed leaves each host a monarch butterfly egg or freshly-hatched caterpillar.
alt text: freshly gathered milkweed leaves each host a monarch butterfly egg or freshly-hatched caterpillar.
10:40 AM - May 06, 2024
Look at this beautiful chubster! I love them. 🥰
alt text: a chubby bumble bee sips from. Small purple flower.
alt text: a chubby bumble bee sips from. Small purple flower.
12:42 PM - May 04, 2024
it is known
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Elle Cohen @MypianoneedstuningSometimes I think the snark directed at English Majors stems from jealousy.12:25 PM - May 04, 2024
12:37 PM - May 04, 2024
Um. This was in response to my comment about not body-shaming genitalia in response to his “small penis” insult spout.
To clarify: I am NOT, nor have I ever aspired to be, a comedian.
Still. If you’re body-shaming people you fucking suck.
To clarify: I am NOT, nor have I ever aspired to be, a comedian.
Still. If you’re body-shaming people you fucking suck.
11:46 AM - May 03, 2024
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I’m moving into a new classroom next year. I don’t need all this crap I’ve squirreled away in my desk cabinet.
I mean, I do need SOME of it! But not most of it. Inspired by @mcgarrygirl78 🥳🥰
alt text: six years’ worth of teacher desk detritus.
I mean, I do need SOME of it! But not most of it. Inspired by @mcgarrygirl78 🥳🥰
alt text: six years’ worth of teacher desk detritus.
07:35 AM - May 01, 2024
I will transmute the Water of Life.
alt text: coffee mug bedecked with stickers rests beside a map of Ukraine. #coffee #PaulAtreides #thecoffeemustflow
alt text: coffee mug bedecked with stickers rests beside a map of Ukraine. #coffee #PaulAtreides #thecoffeemustflow
08:08 AM - Apr 30, 2024
Curiosity would like a word with you, sir.
gif: Mars Rover Curiosity explores her new surroundings.
gif: Mars Rover Curiosity explores her new surroundings.
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Mark Kubert, DC @MarkKubertLooked out my window just in time to see a car driving by. Only on Earth, amirite?03:22 PM - Apr 28, 2024
03:32 PM - Apr 28, 2024
I love my little piece of land. 😊
alt text: a moss covered mostly-rotted tree stump has some Canada mayflowers growing from its side.
alt text: a moss covered mostly-rotted tree stump has some Canada mayflowers growing from its side.
02:44 PM - Apr 26, 2024
In chicken news, my girls are enjoying their new solar-powered bubbling fountain!
alt text: three lovely hens sip happily from a bubbling fountain. 😊
alt text: three lovely hens sip happily from a bubbling fountain. 😊
11:45 AM - Apr 25, 2024
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This place felt so much like home. For today’s #dailypicturepicturetheme of #earth , I offer this view of Anne Shirley’s Lake of Shining Waters. 😊
alt text: a lovely little body of water surrounded by greenery near the childhood home of Lucy Maude Montgomery.
alt text: a lovely little body of water surrounded by greenery near the childhood home of Lucy Maude Montgomery.
09:56 AM - Apr 22, 2024
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Do mosquitoes just not like food?
Anyone have some spare lettuce?
alt text: an ad with an image of an elbow filled with mosquito bites next to an image of an elbow ensconced in a leaf of lettuce.
Anyone have some spare lettuce?
alt text: an ad with an image of an elbow filled with mosquito bites next to an image of an elbow ensconced in a leaf of lettuce.
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Carrie, like the movie @MsSteakNah, that won’t work. Try this:04:16 PM - Apr 20, 2024![Mosquito ad]()
05:51 AM - Apr 21, 2024
alt text: it’s 4:20 on 4/20.
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Acey Deecey 🚀🚀 @mcgarrygirl78It's 4:20 on 4/20.04:21 PM - Apr 20, 2024![Picture]()
04:22 PM - Apr 20, 2024
Country vs. Country Club spirit week day today. Join my #ChickenGang
alt text: stickers with the image of a cartoon chicken
alt text: stickers with the image of a cartoon chicken
07:39 AM - Apr 17, 2024
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I caught the word cloud at the perfect moment yesterday! 😊
Happy Tuesday, one and all!
alt text: our word cloud with April in the center.
Happy Tuesday, one and all!
alt text: our word cloud with April in the center.
07:02 AM - Apr 02, 2024
Ooos! Flashed Mr. Wonderful’s beautiful face accidentally. Take two!
It’s so good living in the woods while being juuuust close enough to #Boston ! Happy anniversary to us! 💖
alt text: Boston scenery and brunch
It’s so good living in the woods while being juuuust close enough to #Boston ! Happy anniversary to us! 💖
alt text: Boston scenery and brunch
01:44 PM - Mar 23, 2024
Writing warm-ups that might result in strife for me, exhibit A.
alt text: a writing prompt asks students for their thoughts about a society in which hungry kids resort to stealing food.
alt text: a writing prompt asks students for their thoughts about a society in which hungry kids resort to stealing food.
07:30 AM - Mar 21, 2024
It’s a twofer sort of day.
Morning, all!
alt text: two travel mugs of coffee, the Water of Life.
Morning, all!
alt text: two travel mugs of coffee, the Water of Life.
07:34 AM - Mar 20, 2024
Aaaahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahaa this is hilarious!
alt text: a Google ad featuring an image of a women whose bloomers are in disarray. The caption reads “Disturbing Hygiene of the Wild West
alt text: a Google ad featuring an image of a women whose bloomers are in disarray. The caption reads “Disturbing Hygiene of the Wild West
10:01 PM - Mar 18, 2024
My first crocus! Come, Spring, and welcome! Juliet wills it so.
alt text: a valiant purple crocus is bursting up through brown grass and leaves.
alt text: a valiant purple crocus is bursting up through brown grass and leaves.
03:04 PM - Mar 16, 2024
In January I placed an order for two buff Brahmas and two salmon faverolles. I just added a partridge Cochin to my order. Look at this PLUMP BEAUTY!
alt text: stock photo of a very plump chicken.
alt text: stock photo of a very plump chicken.
12:45 PM - Mar 11, 2024
Two travel mugs o’ coffee for school today.
alt text: two cups of coffee
alt text: two cups of coffee
07:11 AM - Mar 11, 2024
Friends, Romans, Spoutians, lend me your eyes! My coop extension now has 97% of a floor! I have a few areas to finagle, but por fin! A floor!! Finalmente!
01:53 PM - Mar 10, 2024
The most magnificent illustration you’ll see all month.
alt text: a valiant chicken
alt text: a valiant chicken
12:55 PM - Mar 07, 2024
Hey @dcroucher , please let Milton know his buddy Franklin sends his regards!
alt text: Francisco Stormageddon Pantalones, the most glorious pup, rests regally upon a light blue velvet pillow.
alt text: Francisco Stormageddon Pantalones, the most glorious pup, rests regally upon a light blue velvet pillow.
06:56 PM - Mar 06, 2024
Operation Expand the Coop is underway!
alt text: the floor and two back wall posts are ready for paneling. Or something. I am not too sure what I’m doing, but I’m doing it anyway!
alt text: the floor and two back wall posts are ready for paneling. Or something. I am not too sure what I’m doing, but I’m doing it anyway!
11:35 AM - Mar 02, 2024
