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Got some nice presents, but yet again no gift of finest wheat
01:36 PM - Dec 25, 2023
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I think Shane McGowan on his deathbed looked healthier than Elon Musk in that 'interview'
11:24 AM - Nov 30, 2023
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Call me old fashioned, but when a Teletubbie works from home, they should still dress in a jacket and tie to show a sense of professionalism
05:05 PM - Oct 31, 2023
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Hank's Final Candyman Fact of the Day:

Candyman starts decorating for Christmas on November 1
05:04 PM - Oct 31, 2023
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Hank's Candyman Fact of the Day:

Candyman's favorite book is The Scarlet Letter
01:13 AM - Oct 31, 2023
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Hank's Candyman Fact of the Day:

Candyman didn't start speaking until age 4 when a bee stung him and he said "ouch"
11:48 AM - Oct 29, 2023
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Hank's Candyman Fact of the Day:

Candyman doesn't like Mondays any more than the rest of us
12:02 PM - Oct 28, 2023
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The latest edition of Hank's Scary Stories has arrived!

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Hank's Scary Stories Episode 3 : Night of the Living Dad - YouTube

Hank the former Chicago street cat tells Halloween ghost stories. In episode 3, Hank watches the classic horror film "The Night of the Living Dead" and has a...

11:29 AM - Oct 28, 2023
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Hank's Candyman Fact of the Day:

Candyman's favorite word is obsteperous
01:42 PM - Oct 27, 2023
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Hank's Candyman Fact of the Day:

Candyman would love to be a DJ, but the hook is not good for the records. He has experimented with scratching with the hook, though!
02:19 PM - Oct 26, 2023
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Hank's Candyman Fact of the Day:

Candyman does not recommend renting a car from Sixt due to poor customer service
10:55 AM - Oct 25, 2023
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Hank's Candyman Fact of the Day:

Candyman loves rollerblading
09:20 PM - Oct 24, 2023
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Hank's Candyman Fact of the Day:

Candyman loves a well prepared Old Fashioned
08:19 PM - Oct 23, 2023
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Hank's Candyman Fact of the Day:

When it comes to candy, Candyman prefers fruit flavored pieces, especially those fruit jelly slices with the rind
12:09 PM - Oct 22, 2023
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Hank's Candyman Fact of the Day:

Candyman is almost entirely vegan but he's hooked on honey. Hooked!
03:54 PM - Oct 21, 2023
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Hank's Candyman Fact of the Day:

Candyman likes Pina Coladas and gettin' caught in the rain
05:19 PM - Oct 20, 2023
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GOP House: Knock Knock
Rational People: Who's there?
GOP House: Speaker of the House
Rational People: Speaker of the House who?
GOP House: That's what we keep asking ourselves
Rational People: Election Day can't come soon enough
05:18 PM - Oct 20, 2023
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Hank's Candyman Fact of the Day:

Candyman's favorite Halloween costume is the classic ghost
10:51 AM - Oct 19, 2023
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Jim Jordan! Couldn't have happened to a Nazier guy!
03:20 PM - Oct 18, 2023
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Hank's Candyman Fact of the Day:

Tina Turner's "Simply the Best" was written about Candyman
11:54 AM - Oct 18, 2023
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Hank's Candyman Fact of the Day:

Candyman wouldn't have voted for Jim Jordan either
11:15 PM - Oct 17, 2023
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Hank's Candyman Fact of the Day:

Candyman is not a morning person
11:43 PM - Oct 16, 2023
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Hank's Candyman Fact of the Day:

Candyman refuses to read the time from a digital clock
12:35 AM - Oct 16, 2023
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Hank's Candyman Fact of the Day:

Candyman can do a spot-on Australian accent
11:03 PM - Oct 14, 2023
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Hank's Candyman Fact of the Day:

Candyman loves reruns of Everyone Loves Raymond
05:49 PM - Oct 13, 2023
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Hank's Candyman Fact of the Day:

Candyman is willing to act as a negotiator for SAG-AFTRA if asked
10:02 AM - Oct 12, 2023
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Hank's Candyman Fact of the Day:

Candyman would like to have a more gender-neutral name, but he just had a lot of business cards printed up and doesn't want them to go to waste
11:56 AM - Oct 11, 2023
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Hank's Candyman Fact of the Day:

Candyman loves the Fall because it's 'cape season' which makes it easier to hide his hook from looki-loos
03:50 PM - Oct 10, 2023
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Hank's Candyman Fact of the Day:

Candyman's favorite sappy song is Lady in Red
03:09 PM - Oct 09, 2023
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