Imagine how many hungry children Joel Olsteen could feed with his $55 million dollar annual salary if he were really a Christian and not a TV personality playing a minister on his weekly show & that's what it is, a show.
11:40 PM - May 10, 2024
I was once told that if it could run away from you, don't eat it.
11:50 PM - May 10, 2024
I wrote a thing: "Donald Trump is a sleazy predator who coerced Stormy Daniels into bed" — ugh. just ugh.
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11:39 AM - May 08, 2024
I wrote a thing: "Trump’s lawyer tried to slut-shame Stormy Daniels. it was a disaster — for Trump." this is 2024. that blame-the-victim shit doesn’t fly any more.
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12:07 PM - May 10, 2024
congratulations to Steve Bannon, the most-recent graduate of the University of Fuck Around and Find Out
01:47 PM - May 10, 2024
Jack Smith will not be outmaneuvered by a rookie like Judge Cannon.
He’s gonna drop the hammer and take this to the 11th circuit, and/or indict Trump in DC & NJ.
Either way, Trump is going down for treason.
He’s gonna drop the hammer and take this to the 11th circuit, and/or indict Trump in DC & NJ.
Either way, Trump is going down for treason.
08:21 PM - May 07, 2024
With that person, every accusation is a confession.
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Mona Burns @MonaBurnsSo09:58 AM - May 05, 2024
At his private donor/VP shortlist member event last night
Trump said Biden is "running a gestapo admin"
-likened the admin to the secret police force of Nazi Germany
He called Biden a "Manchurian candidate"
Make no mistake:
Trump is projecting
Telling us exactly what HE will do
DON'T ignore it!
10:08 PM - May 05, 2024
Things that MEN do that I hate:
Rape women.
Rape girls.
Rape men.
Rape boys.
Act like victims when someone points out that they are rapists.
Threaten violence to the very people who say men are violent.
Rape women.
Rape girls.
Rape men.
Rape boys.
Act like victims when someone points out that they are rapists.
Threaten violence to the very people who say men are violent.
11:50 PM - Apr 28, 2024
imagine being such a loathsome piece of shit that no member of your family will show up to support you at your trial for falsifying business records to cover up hush money payments to the woman with whom you cheated while your wife was at home with your newborn child
12:15 PM - Apr 22, 2024
“Prevailing themes throughout the book are trauma, betrayal and loss, which many people can relate to. Harry presents a powerful and courageous look at the dynamics of an astonishingly dysfunctional family trapped in an emotional poverty they can’t understand” #Spare https://tinyurl.com/24kp4s...
08:30 PM - Feb 11, 2023
I wrote a thing: "narcoleptic old dipshit wakes up to stare at pecker" — scenes from a trial, Day Five.
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10:29 AM - Apr 23, 2024
I wrote a thing: "the New York Times can piss up a rope" —Times publisher AG Sulzberger is a power-mad diaper-baby.
also: Kristi Noem slaughters a puppy, and Dark Brandon kills at the WH Correspondents Dinner.
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10:45 AM - Apr 28, 2024
THIS ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️
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Iron Talon @mtrobinsonsr11:35 PM - Apr 26, 2024![Picture]()
12:15 AM - Apr 27, 2024
yo, I wrote a thing: "frail old fuckface can’t stop whining" — scenes from a trial, Day Six.
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11:34 AM - Apr 24, 2024
I wrote a thing: "what the fuck does Fox News think it’s doing" — in which Jesse Watters and Fox engage in a little jury tampering.
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10:52 AM - Apr 19, 2024
it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: April 20 edition" — Donny Shitstain lets ’em rip, Nosferatu won’t zip his lip, and so much more ...
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11:31 AM - Apr 20, 2024
4 Threaded Spouts
OH! I ❤️ this!
Rep Bennie Thompson (D-MS), ranking member of the Hse Cmte on Homeland Security, is introducing a new bill to terminate Secret Service protection for individuals convicted of either state or local felonies.
More in spout #2 ...
🤞🏼
Rep Bennie Thompson (D-MS), ranking member of the Hse Cmte on Homeland Security, is introducing a new bill to terminate Secret Service protection for individuals convicted of either state or local felonies.
More in spout #2 ...
🤞🏼
11:36 PM - Apr 19, 2024
I did not have Donald committing chemical warfare in the courtroom on my bingo card today.
11:39 PM - Apr 19, 2024
At this rate, Democrats will take control of the House before the 2024 election.
01:27 PM - Dec 06, 2023
Can we take a moment to acknowledge the honorable President Barack Obama?
He was consistently attacked, yet he never lashed out like Donald Trump.
Ever. 💙
He was consistently attacked, yet he never lashed out like Donald Trump.
Ever. 💙
05:22 PM - Apr 16, 2024
I wrote a thing: "Donald Trump is teaching a master class in how to piss off a judge" — go back to sleep, sundowning grandpa crankypants.
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11:09 AM - Apr 17, 2024
I wrote a thing: "demented dipshit Donald Trump warns against ‘illegal adlingthins’" — Donny also violates his gag order and runs his ignorant mouth about Iran.
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10:48 AM - Apr 14, 2024
Four appeals in NY this week, all four denied in record time. See you Monday at jury selection, Donald.
12:02 AM - Apr 11, 2024
Today, women in Arizona lost their right to reproductive freedom.
Judges, mostly men, reinstated a 123-year-old law declaring that women can't be trusted to make decisions about what is best for their own bodies.
ROEVEMBER IS COMING.
Judges, mostly men, reinstated a 123-year-old law declaring that women can't be trusted to make decisions about what is best for their own bodies.
ROEVEMBER IS COMING.
10:02 PM - Apr 09, 2024
