“It is for the pumpkins that I keep on going.“
hi spoutible! did you miss me? I missed you
hi spoutible! did you miss me? I missed you
09:45 PM - Mar 18, 2024
cat people, I just read a story about a beastie that was hiding in an Amazon shipping box — your cats never do that, right? - and was inadvertently shipped 700 miles away
6 days later warehouse workers opened a box and found her, healthy & well, despite no food or water during her travels
6 days later warehouse workers opened a box and found her, healthy & well, despite no food or water during her travels
09:42 AM - Apr 26, 2024
I was looking for my note pad
shoulda known
shoulda known
06:16 PM - Apr 24, 2024
31 years today ♥️
this is my favorite photo in our wedding album. I have no idea who took it — the print is smaller than all the others, and obviously very blurry. I like that it captures the moment when we were fleeing the whole affair, and how you can see my friend throwing rice at our backs
this is my favorite photo in our wedding album. I have no idea who took it — the print is smaller than all the others, and obviously very blurry. I like that it captures the moment when we were fleeing the whole affair, and how you can see my friend throwing rice at our backs
09:50 AM - Apr 24, 2024
Absolutely Unnecessary and yet Artistically Satisfying Task No. 238: make a belt for your belt’s belt!
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09:41 AM - Apr 24, 2024
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she came dragging in reeeeally late and this morning all she would say was “i don’t want to talk about it”
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Hester Prynnecess, beat reporter @abigailevansspouse asked me where the dog was, and I had a sudden vision of our chihuahua heading out to the club, strapped into two tiny sets of hotsy-totsy heels, with a little dusting of body glitter and a hopeful expression11:29 PM - Apr 23, 2024
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spouse asked me where the dog was, and I had a sudden vision of our chihuahua heading out to the club, strapped into two tiny sets of hotsy-totsy heels, with a little dusting of body glitter and a hopeful expression
11:29 PM - Apr 23, 2024
found a smashed frog in the hot tub cover this evening 🥺
08:13 PM - Apr 23, 2024
once upon a time, this American girl doll was the channel through which many notions were imagined and expressed. she has carried signs ranging from “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!” to “Free Hugs” to birthday messages & apologies for misdeeds. #hug #DailyPictureTheme
09:50 AM - Apr 23, 2024
honoring the memory of these two people
they had rich lives & insisted on being seen for the two very different people they were
RIP Lori & George Schappell
they had rich lives & insisted on being seen for the two very different people they were
RIP Lori & George Schappell
10:30 PM - Apr 22, 2024
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#earth in springtime — a riot of green!
in another month, this will all be turning gold #DailyPictureTheme
in another month, this will all be turning gold #DailyPictureTheme
09:47 AM - Apr 22, 2024
anyone curious how the expression “catfishing” came to be?
voilà! it was this philosophical guy, musing over his wife’s oddities in making up online identities
voilà! it was this philosophical guy, musing over his wife’s oddities in making up online identities
09:22 AM - Apr 22, 2024
imagine this with me — a dual sport court, fun hangout, etc
PicklePong Palace? or PingPickle?
which rolls off the tongue better
PicklePong Palace? or PingPickle?
which rolls off the tongue better
10:58 PM - Apr 21, 2024
a) have a song, maybe that might be relaxing at this present time
b) this is also an international platform, its not just about america
c) you are mistaking goofiness for competition
b) this is also an international platform, its not just about america
c) you are mistaking goofiness for competition
Simon & Garfunkel - America (Audio) - YouTube
“America” by Simon & Garfunkel Listen to Simon & Garfunkel: https://SimonAndGarfunkel.lnk.to/listenYD Subscribe to the official Simon & Garfunkel YouTube Ch...
10:23 PM - Apr 21, 2024
plus people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures
oh, and the Dutch
oh, and the Dutch
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Goose @GooseYou better not try that here. The two things we hate most at Spoutible are cute pets and reverse psychology.08:24 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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09:02 PM - Apr 21, 2024
hm, what do you think
is a twatopotamus fetch?
is a twatopotamus fetch?
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Margo Green @kiotewomanYes, twatopotamuses would absolutely show up in the word cloud if enough people spout it out.05:44 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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It was there a very long time.
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Hester Prynnecess, beat reporter @abigailevansbut seriously.05:43 PM - Apr 21, 2024
was peenorama ever successful
did I hallucinate that we got it into the cloud?
05:46 PM - Apr 21, 2024
but seriously.
was peenorama ever successful
did I hallucinate that we got it into the cloud?
was peenorama ever successful
did I hallucinate that we got it into the cloud?
05:43 PM - Apr 21, 2024
🚨🚨Nature Update: Aerial Division
eye-witnesses testify to a dramatic encounter between a dragonfly & a hummingbird — both parties performed sudden evasive maneuvers, preserving the peace … for now!
(Ed. Note: spring is POPPING OFF out there)
eye-witnesses testify to a dramatic encounter between a dragonfly & a hummingbird — both parties performed sudden evasive maneuvers, preserving the peace … for now!
(Ed. Note: spring is POPPING OFF out there)
05:40 PM - Apr 21, 2024
🚨🚨Hummingbird Alert!
there was just a big ruckus and what looked like a fight and now this guy is just resting, in a ruffled up kind of way!
more updates forthcoming!
(excuse zoomed in photo, but look at his distraught feathers, poor guy)
there was just a big ruckus and what looked like a fight and now this guy is just resting, in a ruffled up kind of way!
more updates forthcoming!
(excuse zoomed in photo, but look at his distraught feathers, poor guy)
04:48 PM - Apr 21, 2024
look at this insane succulent bloom — it is close to a foot long
03:26 PM - Apr 21, 2024
important background information about VaginaKyle vs VulvaKyle:
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Hester Prynnecess, beat reporter @abigailevansthey’re *different* but people always get them confused10:24 AM - Apr 21, 2024
VulvaKyle is the extrovert — the “showy one” — the one who’s always out and about, visible, glad-handing people
VaginaKyle is more of a classic introvert, likes to go deep, rarely visible in social spaces
03:18 PM - Apr 21, 2024
01:37 PM - Apr 21, 2024
Emperor La Peanut has an announcement
👇👇👇👇👇
👇👇👇👇👇
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Ni Ni La Peanut @ZoeOeoZI am not wearing any pants.11:44 AM - Apr 21, 2024
Do with that as you will.
11:46 AM - Apr 21, 2024
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when my best friend was 13 her family got a new dog
her little brother (a 6 yo) reeeeeally really wanted to name the new dog Vagina. he’d just learned the word and he thought it was cool!
but dad vetoed it, said he refused to go walking around the neighborhood calling out Vagina! Va-giiiiiiii-na!
her little brother (a 6 yo) reeeeeally really wanted to name the new dog Vagina. he’d just learned the word and he thought it was cool!
but dad vetoed it, said he refused to go walking around the neighborhood calling out Vagina! Va-giiiiiiii-na!
11:15 AM - Apr 21, 2024
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Hester Prynnecess, beat reporter @abigailevansirises are just so … lurid08:29 PM - Apr 17, 2024![a white iris, beckoning the action of a bee with frilly, elaborate, inviting bits]()
10:39 AM - Apr 21, 2024
yes, but we never managed to get “schlong” in there even though @dcroucher and i and a few others tried really really hard
so there are some limits, opaque as they may be
so there are some limits, opaque as they may be
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Claudia Citro @Social_IntrovertFor the newish: the word cloud reflects the topics being discussed at any given time. Like a bunch of 12 year olds, we tried and succeeded in getting several odd words into the word cloud. I do believe that VAGINAKYLE was the brain child of @FruitFacedFruitKace10:27 AM - Apr 21, 2024
10:30 AM - Apr 21, 2024
they’re *different* but people always get them confused
VulvaKyle is the extrovert — the “showy one” — the one who’s always out and about, visible, glad-handing people
VaginaKyle is more of a classic introvert, likes to go deep, rarely visible in social spaces
VulvaKyle is the extrovert — the “showy one” — the one who’s always out and about, visible, glad-handing people
VaginaKyle is more of a classic introvert, likes to go deep, rarely visible in social spaces
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dani @danismashingitIt should also probably be VulvaKyle.10:19 AM - Apr 21, 2024
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