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07:27 PM - Nov 06, 2023
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Couy is the poster boy for dfra (dumb fucking Republican assholes)
MeLinda Nowikowski @mnowikowski
Yeah, there's a guy named Couy Griffin, in Otero County, NM who fucked around and found out. He rabble roused and got the county commission not to certify votes there (it's one of the few counties in NM that went for Trump), and he's been booted off the commission and barred from office forever.
08:38 PM - Nov 30, 2023
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Shocker
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Trump attacks wife of New York judge after gag order reinstated by court

Former president lashes out against wife of judge in civil fraud trial before and after appeals court reapplies gag order

07:53 PM - Nov 30, 2023
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Every year he makes it easier & easier to buy from Lowes
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07:53 PM - Nov 30, 2023
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Election fraud Indictments of headcheese in cochise az.
07:49 PM - Nov 30, 2023
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#ByeGeorge !!!
03:58 PM - Nov 30, 2023
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Of course all future trump transactions will be in the amount of $4,999,999 because he's a fucking scofflaw.
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Trump Agreed to ‘Enhanced Monitoring’ in Civil Fraud Case After Roughly $40 Million in Undisclosed Cash Transfers: Court Docs - The Messenger

One transfer was the $5.5 million Trump used instead of a bond to appeal E.

07:45 AM - Nov 30, 2023
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Pretty sure that's a Catahoula/Corso mix
John Bolton's Mustache✅️ @John_Boltons_Mustache
I had a Blue Heeler. This one looks incredibly not like one. 😂
08:19 AM - Nov 23, 2023
08:20 AM - Nov 23, 2023
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Women's reproductive rights take a set back in Nevada as judge declines to allow ballot initiative to move forward.

https://www.reviewjournal....
08:11 AM - Nov 23, 2023
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Newsweek - Texas Has the Fewest Personal Freedoms: Cato Institute

Index: https://www.freedominthe50...
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Texas Has the Fewest Personal Freedoms

Texas was found to be the state with the fewest personal freedoms, according to the Cato Institute's new Freedom Index.

07:43 AM - Nov 23, 2023
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Gobble gobble mother fuckers
May your bird be moist & not flipped at your crazy ass relatives
08:02 AM - Nov 23, 2023 (Edited)
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My money's on domestic terrorist who would support trump no matter what.
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Niagara Falls vehicle explosion: Border crossing closed | AP News

A border crossing between the U.S. and Canada has been closed after a vehicle exploded at a checkpoint on a bridge near Niagara Falls.

01:47 PM - Nov 22, 2023
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They just won't stop....and neither can we🔥
#ProtectVotingRights #BBIMP #StopGerrymandering #Equality #RacialJustice #VotingRightsAct #ACLU
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Federal Court Guts Enforcement of Voting Rights Act in “Catastrophic” Ruling | Truthout

“This ruling is a travesty for democracy,” said ACLU lawyer Sophia Lin Lakin.

07:14 PM - Nov 20, 2023
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Considering Rupert Murdoch started with a child bride?...are we finding this surprising?https://phys.org/news/2023...
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Almost one in ten Australian men have committed a sexual offense against children, study finds

This report contains material that references child abuse. Readers may find the content confronting or disturbing.

08:40 PM - Nov 20, 2023
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Whose birthday is it today?

Everyone's!

Trump's taxes are FINALLY being released, he's going to be pilloried by all, then burnt at the stake by those he grifted hardest
06:07 PM - Nov 20, 2023
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Ralph Hernandez
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STOP paying for books on Audible. Download the LIBBY Library App; it allows you to borrow Audiobooks for free for 21 days. All you need is a library card. Don't got one? It lets you make a virtual one.
07:22 PM - Nov 18, 2023
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There will be blood...theirs
Barbara Jean @Bjd45
So sick of these damn people.🤬🤬
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Neo-Nazis March Through Madison Yelling ‘There Will Be Blood’

They wore masks, of course.

07:10 PM - Nov 18, 2023
07:24 PM - Nov 18, 2023
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All those in favor, say ay.

Ay, fuck yeah
Li Milla4 @LiMilla4
Seconded.
05:02 PM - Nov 18, 2023
05:19 PM - Nov 18, 2023
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So he's doing what McCarthy did, but didn't do...and scrubbing all the faces, which is nearly 5 years viewing 24/7....
That will be released over "the next few months" ?
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He won't even be speaker that long.

https://www.axios.com/2023...
12:02 AM - Nov 18, 2023
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Been asking this the last 2 years, we're all still waiting, but not remotely surprised you've no answers GOP
10:44 PM - Nov 17, 2023
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Sanity is not prevailing at the state judiciary level
speedy21d @speedy21d
This is absolutely ridiculous!!! If he's guilty of starting the insurrection, why doesn't this apply to presidents? Make it make sense....

https://www.cnn.com/2023/1...
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Trump ‘engaged in an insurrection,’ judge says, but should remain on Colorado ballot | CNN Politics

A Colorado judge has rejected an attempt to remove former President Donald Trump from the state’s 2024 primary ballot based on the claim that he is constitutionally barred from office because of the January 6 insurrection.

09:40 PM - Nov 17, 2023
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Why does AZ breed crazy like it's a goddamned puppy mill?
Congressional Bill Bot @FedBillBot
H.R.6192
Hands Off Our Home Appliances Act

SPONSOR: Rep. Debbie Lesko (R), AZ-8
№ CO-SPONSORS: 0

STATUS: Introduced
#HR6192

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10:00 PM - Nov 17, 2023
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I'll take the economist viewpoint for 1000 please, Alex...
OMA PROUD @OMAPROUD
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09:40 PM - Nov 17, 2023
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Echo....echo....
Homey Coombs @Homeycoombs
I see people re-uping their first Spout.

Due to my contrarian personality I will be posting my most recent Spout.
09:44 PM - Nov 17, 2023
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Ohhhhshizznittt....we have a new competitor in the fray.

No bread whatsoever

I may have to head east
TwentyTwentyUSA @TwentyTwentyUSA
We always have sourdough... Holidays spark the baking of potato rolls, crescent rolls... and some family absolutely must have King's Hawaiian rolls... Sammies many ways will rule meal time for many days...
07:33 PM - Nov 17, 2023
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Brilliant takedown of private education voucher program proposed in Texas
09:16 PM - Nov 17, 2023
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The one, the only, the incomparable Dolly Parton
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Dolly Parton's album 'Rockstar' is a detour from country music | AP News

Last year, Dolly Parton was inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. Now she’s releasing her first rock ‘n’ roll album, titled “Rockstar."

08:23 PM - Nov 17, 2023
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Should be on TV every year, like a charlie brown Christmas, Rudolph, frosty, march of the wooden soldiers, a Christmas story etc
Violetta @armour
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
As soon as I saw the video picture (BEFORE even watching it) I knew it was the infamous turkey drop episode and the clueless Les Nessman ‼️ 🦃
"Ohhh the humanity!!"🤣🤣
07:49 PM - Nov 17, 2023
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A "GO" compared to this...😂
Annette & Vizsla Tucker @VizslasPgh
That’s a “No Go”
06:46 PM - Nov 17, 2023
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BREAKING: DA Fani Willis has asked Judge Scott McAfee for an August 5th 2024 Trial date. If granted, this will dramatically increase the chances that Trump will be running for President from Prison.
07:10 PM - Nov 17, 2023
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This idiot represents....Republicans
100% on point, infantile behavior.
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Sen. Markwayne Mullin Picked Noses of Colleague and Spouses in Israel

"This idiot starts walking up and down the bus with his camera and anyone who fell asleep, he would put his finger in their nose and take a picture."

01:37 PM - Nov 17, 2023
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