I should really curate a list of shows and movies on Netflix that don't unexpectedly make me cry while at the gym. #IDontThinkAnyoneNoticedThisTime

I've shared more photos of Larkin here because he likes to pose for the camera, but Mantha's pretty cute, too. Here's a throwback photo of puppy Mantha showing off his Sunday vibes. #DogsOfSpoutible

Today I waited patiently in a long, slow moving drive thru line. When I finally got to order, I asked for 2 french fries. Not 2 large fries. Didn't realize until after I pulled away from the speaker.

How's your day going?

What does it mean when I actually find many of the "let me speak to your manager" haircuts cute?

Signed,
Someone who has never asked to speak to the manager

It's been so much quieter here since my neighbors moved out. No more boyfriends' diesel trucks or flatbed wreckers idling at all hours. No more drunken parties when the parents go to the beach for the weekend. No more beer cans and trash thrown in my yard.

Until I started wearing glasses, I never realized how much gross stuff my face encounters. #WhyAreTheySoDirty

Interesting that the mail order pharmacy where I get my birth control prescription filled is suddenly out of network according to my insurance company.

I don't think it's meant to be a compliment when the cashier at the grocery store takes a look in your cart and asks if you're having a party.

How about we just pick a time and stick with it?

Apparently, ESPN+ isn't the standalone streaming service I thought it was. In order to watch the live NHL games, we have to keep DirecTV Stream or a similar service. If the NHL really wanted to increase viewership, they would fully embrace the cord-cutters.

This is the most sexist piece of garbage. Really disappointed in the BBC. (The article is actually worse than the headline.)

Currently accepting submissions on how to tell my husband he hasn't been closing the freezer door all the way. #TiredOfMeltedIceCubes

I don't understand some people's obsession with dry shampoo.

I think schools treat getting good grades and creativity as being mutually exclusive. There's a definite push towards the college track, personal interests be damned.

Those that complain the loudest usually have the least ground to stand on.

I'm kind of not mad that my mom never told me about student loans. The message I got from her was that my dad made too much money to qualify for financial aid, and they were too broke to help me, so I was on my own.

Dropping out of college is much less complicated when you've only paid cash.

When you write the company newsletter, you can control the narrative. It's like I'm back in 2013, blogging away. Unfortunately, I can apparently still get writer's block.

Is an oatmeal raisin cookie an "old person's cookie" like my 19 year old told me?

Linkin Park songs just hit different now. Some more than others are especially haunting if you sit and think about it. So sad.

Happy this morning that a Dylan Larkin Red Wings jersey is not a bad investment.

As much as I dislike my HOA, if they have to be around, the least that they can do is enforce the rule in our covenants that all dogs outside either have to be on a leash or in a fenced in yard.

Our neighbor's loose dog tried to bite my dog through our fence. I am still pissed.

My husband as he scrolls through the trending shows on Netfix: "Who watches this crap?"

The answer is me. I would watch some of that crap, and that's why we have seperate profiles.

Music fans/concert goers:

Which artist/band have you seen live more than anyone else?

Who do you want to see live, but haven't yet?

For me, the band I have seen live most is Korn. I think it's been 10 times in 4 states total, though I may be missing an Indy show.

Want to see? Parabelle

Sometimes when I meet someone new, I can instantly tell that their upbringing was in a completely different tax bracket.

They share a fun story about how some kid's astronaut dad came to talk to their class.

I sit quietly remembering when I watched my mom's car get repossessed.

I went down this rabbit hole last night because NC and insurance. Was not expecting a Selling Sunset crossover though. https://www.thethings.com/...

Sunday vibes.
#DogsOfSpoutible

Is it common practice for restaurants to schedule an interview during the application process? That's what my daughter is running into. Four apps, four interviews, and zero job offers. Seems like so much wasted time on everyone's part.

A teeny tiny gift for myself.

Coffee is overrated and tastes like hot garbage. #SpoutingNonsense

At times we might think that people only need to heal from bad relationships, but the truth is that people are healing from hateful parents, betrayals from friends, sibling feuds, academic problems, sneaky fellow workers and bosses. Everything isn’t only about romantic relations.