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I'll mainly be posting stuff about writing, editing, gaming, and art here, as well as the weird and funny stuff my children do. I'll also post the latest published humor from my magazine, Defenestration. I like to keep things positive; the world has enough negativity!
07:19 PM - Jul 18, 2023
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"Audition Notice: 'Doorman.'" New #fakenonfiction by Steve Schutzman on Defenestration: https://bit.ly/3rmhs8N #DefenestrationMagazine
04:40 PM - Sep 27, 2023
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I tried to will autumn weather into existence by wearing a sweater to work today. It was too hot for it, but I didn't care because (1) soft, comfortable sweaters are awesome and (2) I like to look like I'm about to retire to my private library, where I will review musty manuscripts by candlelight.
04:42 PM - Sep 26, 2023
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"Overheard Announcements in the Delayed Flight to Feminism." New #fakenonfiction by Supriya Pant on Defenestration: https://bit.ly/3rmab8R #DefenestrationMagazine
07:34 PM - Sep 20, 2023
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"I'm a Box of Lettuce and I Revel in Your Shame." New #fakenonfiction by Zack Fox Loehle on Defenestration: https://bit.ly/3PfVa07 #DefenestrationMagazine
03:27 PM - Sep 13, 2023
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So many memories. What a crazy year.
06:41 PM - Sep 08, 2023
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"Status Report on the Bottomless Cup Initiative." New #fakenonfiction by Kelvin W. on Defenenestration: bit.ly/3ErA6yG #DefenestrationMagazine
08:35 PM - Sep 06, 2023
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Saw the Ninja Turtles movie. It was pretty radical.

...I was born in the 80s so I'm allowed to say that.
09:11 PM - Aug 25, 2023
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My 7-year-old just said "pecker bush" instead of "pricker bush." 🙃
05:44 PM - Aug 24, 2023
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"Educational Toys Review." New #fakenonfiction by Stan Dryer on Defenestration: https://bit.ly/3P8ubEU #DefenestrationMagazine
03:58 PM - Aug 23, 2023
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Now that the August 2023 issue is up, the Defenestration inbox is once again open to short story and poetry submissions. We're reading for our December 2023 issue: https://bit.ly/105Enuu #DefenestrationMagazine
07:41 AM - Aug 20, 2023
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Wake up, dearhearts, the August 2023 issue of Defenestration just dropped! We've got the best funny #fiction and #Poetry on the internet. Read the latest here: https://bit.ly/47DPoxI #DefenestrationMagazine
07:38 AM - Aug 20, 2023
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Just got back from #Barbie  with the family. The hype has not been overblown; it's definitely one of the best movies I've seen all year. And the dialogue? Amazingly funny. Worth checking out if you haven't already!
02:39 PM - Aug 19, 2023
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I've loaded up the latest issue of Defenestration, and it all goes live tomorrow morning!
09:38 AM - Aug 19, 2023
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A new issue of Defenestration is coming your way on August 20th. Here's a look at the table of contents: https://bit.ly/44gFoYh #DefenestrationMagazine
05:35 PM - Aug 15, 2023
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Had a successful trip to Round1 Arcade today!
06:18 PM - Aug 11, 2023
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"Darwin and the Basset." New #fakenonfiction by Jeff Burton on Defenestration: https://bit.ly/45jwLgE #DefenestrationMagazine
06:14 PM - Aug 09, 2023
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My 7-year-old made an amazing discovery today and wanted to share.
08:42 PM - Aug 06, 2023
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"New Hooks For Old Books: Saving Classics from Obscurity with a Little Rewording." New #Nonfiction by Tom Ballard on Defenestration: https://bit.ly/47fhNtM #DefenestrationMagazine
03:54 PM - Aug 02, 2023
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Sad to hear that Paul Reubens has passed away. I was obsessed with Pee Wee Herman as a kid.
04:17 PM - Jul 31, 2023
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My wife called Sherlock Holmes' brother "Minecraft Holmes" and it's probably the funniest thing I've heard all week. 🤣
10:30 PM - Jul 28, 2023
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"A Little Help from ChatGPT." New #fakenonfiction by Judy Gitterman on Defenestration: https://bit.ly/3Y8ZMcw #DefenestrationMagazine
10:03 PM - Jul 26, 2023
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My 7-year-old, watching Ant-Man: "Why are there so many ants in this movie?"
08:59 PM - Jul 24, 2023
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Watched Raiders of the Lost Ark on Disney+ tonight. Apparently the PG rating is only for tobacco use, which is hilarious considering the movie is well known for a guy's face melting off. 😆
09:42 PM - Jul 21, 2023 (Edited)
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"Sorry, You’re Never Going to See Your Rosetta Stone." New #fakenonfiction by Lynn Sakai Burn on Defenestration: https://bit.ly/3rC25J7 #DefenestrationMagazine
04:01 PM - Jul 19, 2023
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thread 3 Threaded Spouts
Defenestration publishes nonfiction and what we call "fake" nonfiction every Wednesday, and a full issue of short stories and poetry three times a year.

The April 2023 issue of Defenestration is here: https://bit.ly/40quuO3
07:47 PM - Jul 18, 2023
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I'll mainly be posting stuff about writing, editing, gaming, and art here, as well as the weird and funny stuff my children do. I'll also post the latest published humor from my magazine, Defenestration. I like to keep things positive; the world has enough negativity!
07:19 PM - Jul 18, 2023
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thread 2 Threaded Spouts
Really happy that Spoutible has an iOS app! Now I can actually use this affectively. 😬
05:11 PM - Jul 18, 2023
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Took the week off while my wife goes on a business trip. I've been getting so much done around the house. I'd be a great househusband.
08:51 AM - Feb 14, 2023
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Posted this elsewhere but y'all will enjoy this, too. My 4th grader wrote an essay titled, "Early Jamestown: paradise or death trap?" and it perfectly displays my son's personality. Apparently Jamestown was doomed because it had "so many Boyes and Gentlemen."
04:15 PM - Feb 08, 2023
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I haven't had a lot of time to poke around Spoutible to the fullest yet, but I'll get there.

I'm treating it like a mysterious cave that needs exploring. What will be the next rock formation or patch of bioluminescent fungus that catches my attention? Where are all the cave fish at?
09:53 PM - Feb 06, 2023
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