Scalp-sized oil wells aren't cheap, you know - they're special order only. And the tiny little scalp oil well workers need to be paid, too.
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Ronald Alexander @djchefronThis is just added insult to injury. WTF Ghouls? You can't get viagra at a discount?
Could you get by on a measly $43,000 a month? It seems Rudy Giuliani can’t06:33 PM - May 07, 2024
06:43 PM - May 07, 2024
To think he went from 2008 Obama Campaign manager to this. Shameful. Sad and shameful.
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Simon Sands @richceo69The pair will “go beyond the headlines to dissect the latest campaign strategies, analyze the pressing issues shaping the political landscape, and share our first-hand experiences running the campaigns of history-making” candidates Trump and Obama, she said.
🤔WHAT IS DAVID THINKING HERE SMH😡10:30 AM - May 07, 2024
04:02 PM - May 07, 2024
#GoodMorningSpoutible . "Minimal' is definitely the appropriate choice here, HEY-OOOOOOOH 🍄
Thank you, ladies and germs! I'll be here all week - just like the defendant! 🥁
Thank you, ladies and germs! I'll be here all week - just like the defendant! 🥁
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Mona Burns @MonaBurnsLisa Rubin:09:54 AM - May 07, 2024
"Manhattan DA’s office wins right to have Stormy Daniels testify about her sexual encounter with Trump and “how she felt about it,” so long as details are minimal. The prosecutor clarified, without embarrassment, that Daniels will not testify about “genitalia.” Yikes."
10:45 AM - May 07, 2024
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#NYAG Tish James making us proud again. Always working #ForThePeople . 💛 ⚖️ 👑
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Helen @tener_duende""I'm suing HeartbeatIntl and 11 crisis pregnancy centers across New York for illegally advertising and promoting an abortion reversal treatment. Abortions cannot be reversed, and this treatment could be incredibly dangerous," James wrote on X."
#LetitiaJames #abortionpill #pregnancy #treatment #GA06:15 PM - May 06, 2024
06:31 PM - May 06, 2024
Alexa, is there a way to say "off the charts clueless and cringeworthy" with a single word?
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3Cs @3CsI don't think a hunger strike is the way to go here.09:53 PM - May 05, 2024
04:47 PM - May 06, 2024
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Depends what you mean by "eggs", because have you ever fed a French Bulldog turkey? The results are EGG-TASTIC! 🤢😱😭💩☠️
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Christopher Bouzy @cbouzyDogs lay eggs.01:57 PM - May 06, 2024Accuracy Alert!
None of the provided sources support the claim that 'Dogs lay eggs.' Most of the references involve eggs either being laid by other animals like chickens, ticks, and fleas or eggs being involved in dog's circumstances in some way (such as tick eggs being found on a dog's skin, or fly eggs being laid in a dog's food). There is no scientific or biological evidence supporting the notion that dogs, as mammals, have the capacity to lay eggs. Therefore, the claim is false.
02:02 PM - May 06, 2024
OK, this is pretty vague, but I was just doing a people search & my clumsy fingers & shitty eyes led me to accidentally unfollow a mutual, but for the life of me can't remember who 😳! Whoever you are, I apologize- please forgive me & let me know, ok? It truly was an accident! 😭
12:40 PM - May 06, 2024
Wow, that was maybe my fave episode this season! Whew! Thanks @tiffjaxon @Happy4uuu @Stemeakabrunson @ZayaRose7 @Drea25 @stylisheducator @Ann_BellaMarie & all who lurked 💛 Hope we can all be back next time for #TheEqualizer
PS: COBBLER LOLOLOL
PS: COBBLER LOLOLOL
09:05 PM - May 05, 2024
Right in the nick of time! #TheEqualizer
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Happy4uu&u @Happy4uuuRobyn should be showing up anytime soon.08:45 PM - May 05, 2024
#TheEqualizer
08:49 PM - May 05, 2024
Even at a street fair after stuffing his face with cobbler Harry is ready! #TheEqualizer
08:29 PM - May 05, 2024
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Oh maaaan I KNEW IT! Miles just throwing a big old monkey wrench in there & meanwhile poor Dante is having the opposite of fun 😠 #TheEqualizer
08:21 PM - May 05, 2024
Something tells me this will be unlike most NYC street fairs, and not just becausd of Aunt Vi's peach cobbler #TheEqualizer
08:06 PM - May 05, 2024
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Hey @IsaLeeWolf @tiffjaxon @Drea25 @stylisheducator @kara_nagle @zayarose7 Happy4uuuu @Ann_BellaMarie @Stemeakabrunson @Cee8Spout23 & anyone I might have missed 🥴: We on for #TheEqualizer tonight? Hope so: I've missed watching and Live Spouting with you guys too many times this season! ☹️
07:42 PM - May 05, 2024
RIP me 😭 💀 👻 and #GoodnightSpoutible 🐳
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Myra Faye Turner @msmyrafayeImma deal with you later.08:55 PM - May 03, 2024
09:14 PM - May 03, 2024
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Raise your hand if you don't miss "Raise Your Hand" Twitter 🙋 😂
Uh-oh, @msmyrafaye is going to come after me now, isn't she? Ulp. 😬
Been nice knowing you guys - I'd better skedaddle. 🏃♀️
Uh-oh, @msmyrafaye is going to come after me now, isn't she? Ulp. 😬
Been nice knowing you guys - I'd better skedaddle. 🏃♀️
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Myra Faye Turner @msmyrafayeI definitely don't miss "Raise your hand" twitter.07:14 PM - May 03, 2024
07:45 PM - May 03, 2024
Yep. It me. 😇😮💨
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Christopher Bouzy @cbouzyComing later today...01:50 PM - May 03, 2024![Picture]()
02:07 PM - May 03, 2024
A day ending in "day", then. 🙄 💤
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MEAction NOW @MEActNOWCBS News investigation: 🔴 Republican Rep. Troy Nehls of Texas made CLAIMS ABOUT his MILITARY CAREER that CONTRADICT official DOCUMENTS.
https://www.cbsnews.com/ne...01:07 PM - May 03, 2024
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Tracy I @foxtrax1Has anyone clicked on the toilet ad to see why you wedge a roll under the seat? I’m curious but not curious enough to click. 🚽08:56 PM - May 02, 2024
09:58 PM - May 02, 2024
Go Joe, Go! 💛 @JoeJustUs 💛
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Joe JustUs @JoeJustUs🎉 Starting a part time security job tomorrow 🎉 Being healthy enough to work outside of home is a huge achievement for me, from a long & rocky road of multiple hospitalizations & brushes with death. 🎉
I appreciate the Pod for all the fun here & support which helped in my recovery. 💯💚🐳08:16 PM - May 01, 2024![Picture]()
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🙄💩💤🤡 Anyone blaming Biden for Gaza 👇️
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John Bolton's Mustache™️☑️ @John_Boltons_MustacheMember since 2/2023, 17 spouts.03:57 PM - May 02, 2024
C'mon, y'all know better than to engage the troll.
04:35 PM - May 02, 2024
Keanu, buddy! Welcome back! Now go the fuck away!
Until next time,
Your friends at Spoutible
Until next time,
Your friends at Spoutible
11:32 AM - May 02, 2024
#GoodMorningSpoutible !
For today's #DailyPictureTheme , here's the Ace of Chase - aka the Blind Pig - bounding through the #Grass 💛
For today's #DailyPictureTheme , here's the Ace of Chase - aka the Blind Pig - bounding through the #Grass 💛
10:35 AM - May 02, 2024
475 tons of demolished tile & porcelain, 40k trips to the stenchy basement loo, enough dust to coat every inch of NYC, & 37 years later, I'm pleased to announce that WE FINALLY HAVE 89% OF A NEW BATHROOM , WOOHOO! 🚽
So beat you'd think I did the job myself, but SO HAPPY!
#GoodnightSpoutible
So beat you'd think I did the job myself, but SO HAPPY!
#GoodnightSpoutible
10:21 PM - May 01, 2024
New from Il Duce & Grabonya: L'ESSENCE DU FLOP SWEAT! Top notes of rancid meat & burnt hair mingle with undertones of AirWick, Russian Farts, & jail cells - delightfully dotardesque, & a must-have for the felon in your life! Available now at Stormy's Tower & E. Jean Carroll's Bedminster shops!
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Helen @tener_duendeDonald Trump returns to the courtroom following a short break in his criminal trial at New York State Supreme Court, 30 April 2024. Photograph: Justin Lane/EPA
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This one. How it captures the essence of flop-sweat.01:28 PM - Apr 30, 2024![Picture]()
02:57 PM - Apr 30, 2024
#DailyPictureTheme : #Drift .
Yes I am cheating, & yes, I've Spouted this before; but I adore this old video of my niece. So sue me.
Yes I am cheating, & yes, I've Spouted this before; but I adore this old video of my niece. So sue me.
11:25 AM - Apr 30, 2024
#GoodMorningSpoutible . I've held the Short-Fingered Vulgarian** in contempt since the 80's. He's lucky I'm not in charge 'cause his ugly racist sexist fascist treasonous ass would've been in Riker's from trial Day 1.
Yes please, #JudgeMerchan : #LockHimTheFuckUp .
**H/T & RIP Spy Magazine
Yes please, #JudgeMerchan : #LockHimTheFuckUp .
**H/T & RIP Spy Magazine
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Secret Agent @BookSellerXJudge threatens Trump with jail over gag order violations09:55 AM - Apr 30, 2024
Judge holds Trump in contempt for violating gag order in hush money trial
The judge presiding over Donald Trump’s hush money case on Tuesday held the former president in criminal contempt over a series of posts on Truth Social that he said violated a gag order barring any attacks on jurors and witnesses.
10:22 AM - Apr 30, 2024
Do we know each other? Have we been properly introduced? No? Then it's MRS. Satanic Meat Lover to you, buddy.
And on THAT idiotic note...
#GoodnightSpoutible
And on THAT idiotic note...
#GoodnightSpoutible
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SLS StickFigure @SLS_StickFigure"Early names for the Tasmanian devil included ‘bear devil’, 'Beelzebub's pup’, and ‘Satanic meat lover’. [📷: Wayne McLean. CC-BY-SA-4.0]"
– BBC TV show Quite Interesting (FB & Xitter)10:42 AM - Apr 29, 2024!["Early names for the Tasmanian devil included ‘bear devil’, 'Beelzebub's pup’, and ‘Satanic meat lover’. [📷: Wayne McLean. CC-BY-SA-4.0]"
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!["Early names for the Tasmanian devil included ‘bear devil’, 'Beelzebub's pup’, and ‘Satanic meat lover’. [📷: Wayne McLean. CC-BY-SA-4.0]"
– BBC TV show Quite Interesting (FB & Xitter)](https://media.spoutible.com/upload/images/2024/04/EYOdbUcAUOvcRLGwJ4pe_29_97db11db9aecb7fdc403ceddb2ba8a41_image_original.png)
09:45 PM - Apr 29, 2024
They'd goddamn well better be concerned, because arrest warrants are what they deserve. #FuckNetanyahu #FuckHamas #FuckTheSettlements , and while I'm on a sweary rant here, #FuckPutin too.
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Waldo Grace @waldograceIsraeli officials concerned about possible ICC arrest warrants as pressure mounts over war in Gaza #AP
https://apnews.com/article...10:54 AM - Apr 29, 2024
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