aaron
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Score clarification:

Dead (or Randall): 0%
1%-4% - buttered noodles
4% - 6 % - average Canadian
7% - 10% - average American
11% - 13% - barely spicy Canadian
14% - 20% - slightly spicy American
21% - 24% - drunk Austrailian
Typical Twitter: 25% - 35%
Election Year Twitter - 36 - 49%
Etc
05:17 PM - Mar 12, 2023
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aaron
@beec4240
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I've always said that Mike is the smartest, no matter what Dani tried to tell me
Mike P @MasterofGum
馃毃馃敟 HOT TAKE 馃敟馃毃

Halloween doesn't need to exist anymore.
04:52 PM - Sep 28, 2023
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zeke Shepherd
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Always makes me giggle.
Customer dropped off their bike for new tires. I ask if the bike needs any else? 鈥淣ope, it works really good!鈥
They leave and as I roll the bike to the storage area I can feel at least 2 other problems with the bike. #seemsfine
04:44 PM - Sep 28, 2023
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TwentyTwentyUSA
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That would hold a LOT of shrimp cocktail...
Chana Jackson @Chana_Jackson
Baptismal font at Hallgrimskirkja in Reykjavik, Iceland. Icelandic basalt base and Czech crystal top. #cut #DailyPictureTheme
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aaron
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Baseball America just came out with their Minor League All-Stars (this covers all levels of MILB)

Who is the second baseman? Thomas Saggese!

Another cool thing is that one of the outfielders is Chicago Cubs prospect Owen Caissie of Burlington, Ontario, Canada - yay Canada!
04:30 PM - Sep 28, 2023
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M Kaur
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I take issue with your excellent display of critical thinking skills. I鈥檓 just trying to peddle a conspiracy theory here. Nowhere in that process is there a requirement for me to understand the anatomy of the issue.

I don鈥檛 even know what a manatee looks like, that doesn鈥檛 mean I鈥檓 wrong.
Claudia Citro @Social_Introvert
Can Manatees live on/in icebergs?
04:13 PM - Sep 28, 2023
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aaron
@beec4240
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Fantsy Football Reminder:

Tonight's game is God's Team, the Green Bay Packers hosting the Detroit Lions at Lambeau Field.

Make sure to make any lineup changes involving the two teams before kickoff?

Do you take a chance on Aaron Jones? Christian Watson? David Montgomery?
03:26 PM - Sep 28, 2023
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aaron
@beec4240
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i prefer all my lunches to be schoolchildren free

the little bones get caught in my teeth
The USA Singers @TheUSASingers
You gotta be a real fu垄king monster to deny schoolchildren free lunch.
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aaron
@beec4240
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the last day i was truly happy
Christopher Bouzy @cbouzy
We just activated Bot Sentinel, and everyone's score will be updated within 2 hours. Spoutible is the first social network to fully integrate Bot Sentinel and display the scores/ratings without a browser extension.
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aaron
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Here is my statement addressing false information and wild conspiracy theories.
01:13 PM - Sep 28, 2023
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aaron
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Julia Bascom is a hugely important person in the world of autistic advocacy and their work bringing the message of 鈥淣othing About Us Without Us鈥 to the halls of political negotiations and legislative wrangling has been a gigantic benefit. I hope Julia鈥檚 journey with long COVID is positive
Steve Silberman @stevesilberman
After 7 years as executive director of ASAN, one of the most effective #autistic advocacy groups around, Julia Bascom is stepping down as she deals with #LongCOVID . Good luck, Julia! https://autisticadvocacy.o...
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Steve Silberman
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After 7 years as executive director of ASAN, one of the most effective #autistic advocacy groups around, Julia Bascom is stepping down as she deals with #LongCOVID . Good luck, Julia! https://autisticadvocacy.o...
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Laura Elsen
@eilsen_baddie
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my cat is lying to you all.
aaron @beec4240
Pizookie is one of my favourite songs from "The Music Man"
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aaron
@beec4240
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Pizookie is one of my favourite songs from "The Music Man"
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Timara (she/her)
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It was the remote to the TV in the living room. It's always the remote. The little one moves it around and never remembers where he puts it. It gets lost a lot.

The back of it has been missing for several months. Guess where he found it? Stuffed in the couch somewhere...until he loses it again.
Professor Kyle @blackcatprose
Wednesday micro-story challenge: in 300 characters or less, write a story (fiction or non; it could even be a poem) about...family squabbles.
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aaron
@beec4240
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the third one on the right's name is "Lefty"
the one next to her is "Lucien Bouchard"

(I've never understood how Canada Geese give each other these names)
Mike P @MasterofGum
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Karen Ogle ?
@Sunshines_Heart
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I don鈥檛 have the slightest clue. I just wander aimlessly through the debris and try to stay on my feet.
aaron @beec4240
why why why why why is anything
Killjoys - Today I Hate Everyone (Full Version) - YouTube

FINALLY! The full version of the video. It was my editing copy, so it's slightly different than the final version, but it's better than half a video...

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aaron
@beec4240
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why why why why why is anything
Killjoys - Today I Hate Everyone (Full Version) - YouTube

FINALLY! The full version of the video. It was my editing copy, so it's slightly different than the final version, but it's better than half a video...

09:31 AM - Sep 28, 2023
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aaron
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This is literally not how school boards work here

At all

And it also isn鈥檛 an accurate reading of the situation - there wasn鈥檛 a change to curriculum. There was a reading from 2014 that hadn鈥檛 been removed as it should have been.

We aren鈥檛 the US - we suck in Canadian ways
Bonnie Jean Weinman @BJWeinman
That's truly disgusting. That's what they're trying to do in Florida and Texas. Probably in other red states, too. Trying to rewrite history to reflect their own twisted views. I hope that school board gets sorted out. Sounds like they need to be voted out and a new board elected.
09:19 AM - Sep 28, 2023
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aaron
@beec4240
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The fact it鈥檚 a Catholic school is immaterial.
This is a continuation of Canadas century long record of anti indigenous hate

Signed,

A Canadian who lives where this happened who is married to an Indigenous woman

Appreciate you providing your unique American perspective on a local school 馃憤
William Turner @Wbtphdjd
The Christian invasion just never stops:
09:06 AM - Sep 28, 2023
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Emily Provenzano
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Crispy cookies are properly called biscuits because "biscuit" comes from the Latin "bis" meaning twice, and "coquere" meaning cooked. Biscuits are twice-cooked, and therefore crispy.
aaron @beec4240
crispy cookies are not cookies they should referred to by their proper british name 鈥渂iscuits鈥

cookies are chewy

Oreo = biscuit
Chewy Chips Ahoy = cookie

cookies > biscuits
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Jason Carton
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In response to aaron.
Thank you again for doing god鈥檚 work here.
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Say Mistage
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Tonight we stop by Bedrock!

Joseph Barbera pitched this show for weeks before anyone bought it. Eventually, it became the first animated series nominated for a Primetime Emmy for Outstanding Comedy Series ever

Wilma and Betty from The Flintstones 鉂わ笍

'Tis Doodle O'Clock ~鈽
12:07 AM - Sep 28, 2023
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aaron
@beec4240
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your heart wants biscuits, Nicole

it wants tasty, crispy biscuits
Nicole @GatorSkinSoul
I鈥檒l eat chewy cookies out of desperation. Because it鈥檚 still a cookie. But it鈥檚 not what my heart wants.
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aaron
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that鈥檚 a cookie because it is chewy and is no longer raw dough
RobertLekan @RobertLekan
But what if it鈥檚 a crispy on the outside chewy inside chocolate chip cookie? It鈥檚 called heaven. Just heaven
12:01 AM - Sep 28, 2023
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dani
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thread 20 Threaded Spouts
A Thread of Doom:

Sun Science: Environmental Health, Medical Specialization, and Body Politics in 20th C. Canada
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aaron
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i am very confused as to why lin manuel miranda would only have the good guy in 3 scenes in his rap history thing while the rest is just american interpersonal drama. disappointing.
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aaron
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I know what everyone is thinking - this must be a pretty common occurrence

The answer is, of course, yes, a billion Indians are often staunchly in my corner.
M Kaur @Mkaur
A billion Indians agree with Aaron on this one.
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aaron
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this is a biscuit
Yes, I'm WOKE @Woke
This is my favorite cookie for 2023..
11:34 PM - Sep 27, 2023
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aaron
@beec4240
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crispy cookies are not cookies they should referred to by their proper british name 鈥渂iscuits鈥

cookies are chewy

Oreo = biscuit
Chewy Chips Ahoy = cookie

cookies > biscuits
11:34 PM - Sep 27, 2023
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aaron
@beec4240
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Carly Simon sang the song "You're So Vain" where some guy thought the song was about him.

Dani wrote this spout and since I think (maybe vainly) that it is about me, I called her Carly Simon.

This has been a MarkKubert Explainer Minute
aaron @beec4240
thanks Carly Simon
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