Score clarification:
Dead (or Randall): 0%
1%-4% - buttered noodles
4% - 6 % - average Canadian
7% - 10% - average American
11% - 13% - barely spicy Canadian
14% - 20% - slightly spicy American
21% - 24% - drunk Austrailian
Typical Twitter: 25% - 35%
Election Year Twitter - 36 - 49%
Etc
Dead (or Randall): 0%
1%-4% - buttered noodles
4% - 6 % - average Canadian
7% - 10% - average American
11% - 13% - barely spicy Canadian
14% - 20% - slightly spicy American
21% - 24% - drunk Austrailian
Typical Twitter: 25% - 35%
Election Year Twitter - 36 - 49%
Etc
05:17 PM - Mar 12, 2023
I've always said that Mike is the smartest, no matter what Dani tried to tell me
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Mike P @MasterofGum🚨🔥 HOT TAKE 🔥🚨04:52 PM - Sep 28, 2023
Halloween doesn't need to exist anymore.
04:53 PM - Sep 28, 2023
Always makes me giggle.
Customer dropped off their bike for new tires. I ask if the bike needs any else? “Nope, it works really good!”
They leave and as I roll the bike to the storage area I can feel at least 2 other problems with the bike. #seemsfine
Customer dropped off their bike for new tires. I ask if the bike needs any else? “Nope, it works really good!”
They leave and as I roll the bike to the storage area I can feel at least 2 other problems with the bike. #seemsfine
04:44 PM - Sep 28, 2023
That would hold a LOT of shrimp cocktail...
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Chana Jackson @Chana_JacksonBaptismal font at Hallgrimskirkja in Reykjavik, Iceland. Icelandic basalt base and Czech crystal top. #cut #DailyPictureTheme04:33 PM - Sep 28, 2023![Hexagonal baptismal font, clear crystal for the top, black basalt on the bottom.]()
04:34 PM - Sep 28, 2023
Baseball America just came out with their Minor League All-Stars (this covers all levels of MILB)
Who is the second baseman? Thomas Saggese!
Another cool thing is that one of the outfielders is Chicago Cubs prospect Owen Caissie of Burlington, Ontario, Canada - yay Canada!
Who is the second baseman? Thomas Saggese!
Another cool thing is that one of the outfielders is Chicago Cubs prospect Owen Caissie of Burlington, Ontario, Canada - yay Canada!
04:30 PM - Sep 28, 2023
I take issue with your excellent display of critical thinking skills. I’m just trying to peddle a conspiracy theory here. Nowhere in that process is there a requirement for me to understand the anatomy of the issue.
I don’t even know what a manatee looks like, that doesn’t mean I’m wrong.
I don’t even know what a manatee looks like, that doesn’t mean I’m wrong.
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Claudia Citro @Social_IntrovertCan Manatees live on/in icebergs?04:13 PM - Sep 28, 2023
04:19 PM - Sep 28, 2023
Fantsy Football Reminder:
Tonight's game is God's Team, the Green Bay Packers hosting the Detroit Lions at Lambeau Field.
Make sure to make any lineup changes involving the two teams before kickoff?
Do you take a chance on Aaron Jones? Christian Watson? David Montgomery?
Tonight's game is God's Team, the Green Bay Packers hosting the Detroit Lions at Lambeau Field.
Make sure to make any lineup changes involving the two teams before kickoff?
Do you take a chance on Aaron Jones? Christian Watson? David Montgomery?
03:26 PM - Sep 28, 2023
i prefer all my lunches to be schoolchildren free
the little bones get caught in my teeth
the little bones get caught in my teeth
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The USA Singers @TheUSASingersYou gotta be a real fu¢king monster to deny schoolchildren free lunch.01:15 PM - Sep 26, 2023
01:35 PM - Sep 28, 2023
the last day i was truly happy
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Christopher Bouzy @cbouzyWe just activated Bot Sentinel, and everyone's score will be updated within 2 hours. Spoutible is the first social network to fully integrate Bot Sentinel and display the scores/ratings without a browser extension.03:07 PM - Mar 12, 2023![Image]()
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01:24 PM - Sep 28, 2023
Here is my statement addressing false information and wild conspiracy theories.
01:13 PM - Sep 28, 2023
Julia Bascom is a hugely important person in the world of autistic advocacy and their work bringing the message of “Nothing About Us Without Us” to the halls of political negotiations and legislative wrangling has been a gigantic benefit. I hope Julia’s journey with long COVID is positive
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Steve Silberman @stevesilbermanAfter 7 years as executive director of ASAN, one of the most effective #autistic advocacy groups around, Julia Bascom is stepping down as she deals with #LongCOVID . Good luck, Julia! https://autisticadvocacy.o...12:49 PM - Sep 28, 2023
A Message From ASAN Executive Director Julia Bascom - Autistic Self Advocacy Network
Dear friends of ASAN, This fall marks my 12th year of working for ASAN, and my 7th serving as our Executive Director. As I walk through ASAN’s offices in downtown Washington, DC, I remember the days when we were a handful of autistic people in a couple of different states…
12:54 PM - Sep 28, 2023
After 7 years as executive director of ASAN, one of the most effective #autistic advocacy groups around, Julia Bascom is stepping down as she deals with #LongCOVID . Good luck, Julia! https://autisticadvocacy.o...
A Message From ASAN Executive Director Julia Bascom - Autistic Self Advocacy Network
Dear friends of ASAN, This fall marks my 12th year of working for ASAN, and my 7th serving as our Executive Director. As I walk through ASAN’s offices in downtown Washington, DC, I remember the days when we were a handful of autistic people in a couple of different states…
12:49 PM - Sep 28, 2023
my cat is lying to you all.
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aaron @beec4240Pizookie is one of my favourite songs from "The Music Man"12:04 PM - Sep 28, 2023
12:44 PM - Sep 28, 2023
It was the remote to the TV in the living room. It's always the remote. The little one moves it around and never remembers where he puts it. It gets lost a lot.
The back of it has been missing for several months. Guess where he found it? Stuffed in the couch somewhere...until he loses it again.
The back of it has been missing for several months. Guess where he found it? Stuffed in the couch somewhere...until he loses it again.
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Professor Kyle @blackcatproseWednesday micro-story challenge: in 300 characters or less, write a story (fiction or non; it could even be a poem) about...family squabbles.11:58 AM - Sep 27, 2023
11:03 AM - Sep 28, 2023
the third one on the right's name is "Lefty"
the one next to her is "Lucien Bouchard"
(I've never understood how Canada Geese give each other these names)
the one next to her is "Lucien Bouchard"
(I've never understood how Canada Geese give each other these names)
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Mike P @MasterofGum08:29 AM - Sep 28, 2023![A huge hellspawn of geese behind my house.]()
11:09 AM - Sep 28, 2023
I don’t have the slightest clue. I just wander aimlessly through the debris and try to stay on my feet.
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aaron @beec4240why why why why why is anything09:31 AM - Sep 28, 2023![Video]()
Killjoys - Today I Hate Everyone (Full Version) - YouTube
FINALLY! The full version of the video. It was my editing copy, so it's slightly different than the final version, but it's better than half a video...
09:42 AM - Sep 28, 2023
why why why why why is anything
Killjoys - Today I Hate Everyone (Full Version) - YouTube
FINALLY! The full version of the video. It was my editing copy, so it's slightly different than the final version, but it's better than half a video...
09:31 AM - Sep 28, 2023
This is literally not how school boards work here
At all
And it also isn’t an accurate reading of the situation - there wasn’t a change to curriculum. There was a reading from 2014 that hadn’t been removed as it should have been.
We aren’t the US - we suck in Canadian ways
At all
And it also isn’t an accurate reading of the situation - there wasn’t a change to curriculum. There was a reading from 2014 that hadn’t been removed as it should have been.
We aren’t the US - we suck in Canadian ways
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Bonnie Jean Weinman @BJWeinmanThat's truly disgusting. That's what they're trying to do in Florida and Texas. Probably in other red states, too. Trying to rewrite history to reflect their own twisted views. I hope that school board gets sorted out. Sounds like they need to be voted out and a new board elected.09:19 AM - Sep 28, 2023
09:28 AM - Sep 28, 2023
The fact it’s a Catholic school is immaterial.
This is a continuation of Canadas century long record of anti indigenous hate
Signed,
A Canadian who lives where this happened who is married to an Indigenous woman
Appreciate you providing your unique American perspective on a local school 👍
This is a continuation of Canadas century long record of anti indigenous hate
Signed,
A Canadian who lives where this happened who is married to an Indigenous woman
Appreciate you providing your unique American perspective on a local school 👍
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William Turner @WbtphdjdThe Christian invasion just never stops:09:06 AM - Sep 28, 2023
Family demands answers after students taught Indigenous history using 'inappropriate' terms | CBC News
An Indigenous parent says he wants an apology from a London, Ont. school board after material that referred to Indigenous peoples as "Aboriginals" and "savages" was given to students in his daughte...
09:14 AM - Sep 28, 2023
Crispy cookies are properly called biscuits because "biscuit" comes from the Latin "bis" meaning twice, and "coquere" meaning cooked. Biscuits are twice-cooked, and therefore crispy.
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aaron @beec4240crispy cookies are not cookies they should referred to by their proper british name “biscuits”11:34 PM - Sep 27, 2023
cookies are chewy
Oreo = biscuit
Chewy Chips Ahoy = cookie
cookies > biscuits
08:01 AM - Sep 28, 2023
Tonight we stop by Bedrock!
Joseph Barbera pitched this show for weeks before anyone bought it. Eventually, it became the first animated series nominated for a Primetime Emmy for Outstanding Comedy Series ever
Wilma and Betty from The Flintstones ❤️
'Tis Doodle O'Clock ~☆
Joseph Barbera pitched this show for weeks before anyone bought it. Eventually, it became the first animated series nominated for a Primetime Emmy for Outstanding Comedy Series ever
Wilma and Betty from The Flintstones ❤️
'Tis Doodle O'Clock ~☆
12:07 AM - Sep 28, 2023
your heart wants biscuits, Nicole
it wants tasty, crispy biscuits
it wants tasty, crispy biscuits
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Nicole @GatorSkinSoulI’ll eat chewy cookies out of desperation. Because it’s still a cookie. But it’s not what my heart wants.11:46 PM - Sep 27, 2023
12:03 AM - Sep 28, 2023
that’s a cookie because it is chewy and is no longer raw dough
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RobertLekan @RobertLekanBut what if it’s a crispy on the outside chewy inside chocolate chip cookie? It’s called heaven. Just heaven12:01 AM - Sep 28, 2023
12:02 AM - Sep 28, 2023
20 Threaded Spouts
A Thread of Doom:
Sun Science: Environmental Health, Medical Specialization, and Body Politics in 20th C. Canada
Sun Science: Environmental Health, Medical Specialization, and Body Politics in 20th C. Canada
11:44 PM - Sep 27, 2023
i am very confused as to why lin manuel miranda would only have the good guy in 3 scenes in his rap history thing while the rest is just american interpersonal drama. disappointing.
08:50 AM - Jul 31, 2023
I know what everyone is thinking - this must be a pretty common occurrence
The answer is, of course, yes, a billion Indians are often staunchly in my corner.
The answer is, of course, yes, a billion Indians are often staunchly in my corner.
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M Kaur @MkaurA billion Indians agree with Aaron on this one.11:38 PM - Sep 27, 2023
11:46 PM - Sep 27, 2023
this is a biscuit
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Yes, I'm WOKE @WokeThis is my favorite cookie for 2023..11:34 PM - Sep 27, 2023![Lu cookies]()
11:36 PM - Sep 27, 2023
crispy cookies are not cookies they should referred to by their proper british name “biscuits”
cookies are chewy
Oreo = biscuit
Chewy Chips Ahoy = cookie
cookies > biscuits
cookies are chewy
Oreo = biscuit
Chewy Chips Ahoy = cookie
cookies > biscuits
11:34 PM - Sep 27, 2023
Carly Simon sang the song "You're So Vain" where some guy thought the song was about him.
Dani wrote this spout and since I think (maybe vainly) that it is about me, I called her Carly Simon.
This has been a MarkKubert Explainer Minute
Dani wrote this spout and since I think (maybe vainly) that it is about me, I called her Carly Simon.
This has been a MarkKubert Explainer Minute
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aaron @beec4240thanks Carly Simon11:06 PM - Sep 27, 2023
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