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I used to think Bon Jovi was singing “you give love a bandaid.”
04:39 PM - Apr 15, 2024
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Why do melons have fancy weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
07:23 PM - Mar 22, 2024
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Akrasia: An Ancient Greek word for acting against your own best interest because you lack the willpower to do otherwise.
12:02 PM - Feb 08, 2024
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Don't have a birthday around me. I won't not get you a dead bat and put it in a really pretty bag.
09:22 AM - Jan 05, 2024
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I know how you feel, Prometheus. I know how you feel.
06:17 PM - Oct 07, 2023
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Each time I walk away from my water while it’s refilling and it overflows, I mentally yell at myself like “Damn it, Caitlin Marie! The sea turtles!” Because I am nothing if not a distillery for pure Irish guilt.
09:00 AM - Oct 04, 2023
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So whenever I hear the words “the California-“ my brain immediately goes “raisins! Raisins!” But it’s never that. It’s always like… congress.
10:17 AM - Sep 30, 2023
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Under the category of things I’ve already said this morning: Let’s not support them, like my boobs and bras.
08:35 AM - Jul 24, 2023
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I'm now Space Captain Mom. I don't even know how I got promoted, guys, I didn't apply and am vastly unqualified.
03:12 PM - Jun 23, 2023
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Full moon in Scorpio has me ALL in my feels. Stop the world, I want to get off.
04:14 PM - May 06, 2023
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Witchy Wednesday vibes.
12:10 PM - Mar 29, 2023
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Condoms don’t make funny balloons and I blame the film industry for portraying otherwise.
05:19 PM - Mar 27, 2023
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“Don’t Mess With Texas” was just an anti littering campaign in the 80s. Fun fact. So you can smile at all the people who use it.
01:33 PM - Mar 14, 2023
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Maybe it's the expired Lunchable, but I don't feel like myself.
10:50 AM - Mar 10, 2023
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No, world, I do NOT want to watch a panda give birth. I didn’t even want to watch myself give birth; that’s why I had the cheap seat.
05:01 PM - Mar 08, 2023
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02:14 PM - Mar 08, 2023
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10:20 AM - Mar 08, 2023
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Complex carbohydrates, no one understands me the way that you do.
02:56 PM - Mar 07, 2023
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A sex position but it's just sitting side by side eating pizza. DEVIOUS!
02:50 PM - Mar 07, 2023
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Girl Scout season is the only season you can eat cookies as a meal and feel like you did a good job.
06:18 PM - Mar 06, 2023
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Full moon in Virgo has you in your feels. It’s okay. Don’t panic. Don’t call an ex.
02:56 PM - Mar 06, 2023
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What you have to understand about Plague Boi and I is that we’re fine. It’s a perfectly healthy obsession.
02:43 PM - Mar 06, 2023
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08:08 AM - Mar 06, 2023
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"She's a rainbow, and I'm a difficult man."
Lola Marsh - She's a Rainbow - YouTube

Réalisation : Sébastien Brodarthttp://www.lebruitdesgraviers.comhttp://www.facebook.com/LeBruitDesGraviershttps://twitter.com/bruitgraviers

07:54 AM - Mar 06, 2023
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Just put potato chips on a sandwich. 100% do not have my life together.
01:00 PM - Mar 04, 2023
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Had my husband make my coffee today. Today my coffee is a Beastie Boys lyric. “I like my sugar with coffee and cream.” 🎵
10:59 AM - Mar 04, 2023
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If tragedy + time = humor, then sure, I’m hilarious.
08:58 AM - Mar 03, 2023
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08:56 AM - Mar 03, 2023
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Sadness becomes “I hope everyone dies of plague rats” rather quickly.
08:45 AM - Mar 03, 2023
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Usually all I’m thinking about is a sandwich and how to get a sandwich.
08:33 AM - Mar 03, 2023
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