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Hey folks, if you're a paid subscriber on my Substack, I'm doing a fun Q&A this evening. It'll be a regular feature moving forward. You can find it here:

https://substack.com/chat/...
06:03 PM - Sep 28, 2023
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Last night, I had the honor of participating in the very first all-trans panel held at Georgetown University’s historic Gaston Hall, alongside OK Rep. Mauree Turner, MT Rep. Zooey Zephyr and Ms. Erin Reed, with moderation from Dr. Amanda Phillips. Many thanks to Georgetown College Dems! Hoya Saxa!
05:06 PM - Sep 27, 2023
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Google was launched, this month, 25 years ago.

That probably means Leo DiCaprio will stop using it.
03:47 PM - Sep 27, 2023
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I can’t wait for all the NFL husbands to find out that Taylor Swift’s net worth is 3x the salary cap of the Kansas City Chiefs and ~53x that of Travis Kelce’s annual salary.
11:30 AM - Sep 27, 2023
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"The trailer park was a small one, about ten boxes total arranged in a crooked semicircle... and the Texas sun was almost as unforgiving as the stickers that didn’t need more than a few times to teach us to wear our shoes outside."

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02:20 PM - Sep 26, 2023
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G’mar Chatima Tova, my loves!

#YomKippur
08:14 PM - Sep 24, 2023
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All these dipshit NFT evangelists are losing a ton of money because their predatory scam is collapsing, and I absolutely love it. Peak schadenfreude.
01:59 PM - Sep 23, 2023
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I don't know about y'all, but I was pretty shocked that Sen. Robert Menendez was indicted in a corruption scandal.

I mean, he dresses so professionally and all.
11:49 AM - Sep 23, 2023
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It requires a 2/3 majority vote to expel a member of the U.S. Senate — if Menendez refuses to resign, Sen. Schumer should move for his immediate expulsion. The message needs to be crystal clear: Democrats don’t tolerate corruption.
05:42 PM - Sep 22, 2023
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This is the second time that Sen. Bob Menendez has been indicted for corruption. He needs to resign and allow Gov. Murphy to fill that vacancy with someone who does right by the people of New Jersey.

See how easy that is to say, GOP?
12:14 PM - Sep 22, 2023
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More evidence of my naïveté: I honestly thought political media would care far more about women and girls dying due to lack of access to abortion care than they would over a U.S. Senator wearing a hoodie to work. Serves me right.
10:52 AM - Sep 22, 2023
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Apocalyptic evangelicals who believe The Rapture will occur today, let's make a bet: if you're right, you'll ascend and never have to worry about the likes of me again. But if you're wrong, you have to leave the rest of us the hell alone for your remaining days. Deal?
08:27 AM - Sep 22, 2023
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It turns out we took the wrong approach during Kavanaugh's confirmation process. If we had spent less time focusing on the credible allegations of sexual assault against him and more time claiming he wants to relax the Senate dress code, Susan Collins would have opposed him.
11:45 AM - Sep 19, 2023
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Fox News is many things, but it seems to me that, above all, it's grievance reception for a particular kind of insecure adult over 50 who is embarrassingly mourning the loss of a future that openly doesn't want them and failing in an attempt to pretend they're not bothered by it.
09:40 AM - Sep 19, 2023
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Imagine if any trans person did this. Imagine if any LGBTQ public figure did this. Imagine if any Democrat did this. It would be a top story, and we sure as hell would be hearing the word “fondling” a LOT more than vaping. https://charlotteclymer.su...
10:54 PM - Sep 18, 2023
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I wrote about Lauren Boebert’s ongoing love affair with shameless hypocrisy and how major political media continues to fail us in their double standard with GOP vs. Dems.

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12:47 PM - Sep 18, 2023
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My controversial opinion is that if you're a couple fondling each other in a crowded theatre, with people literally sitting all around you, there is no right to privacy. Some of you have completely lost the plot and need to go outside and touch grass. You sound clownish.
07:16 PM - Sep 16, 2023
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Shana Tova, loves! Wishing a peaceful and happy new year to all who celebrate. 💜
10:10 PM - Sep 15, 2023
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So, Mitt Romney knew his Senate colleagues, including Mitch McConnell, were lying to the public about Trump's actions back in 2021 when they were actively telling those lies and he's just now telling us this in...

*checks calendar*

...September, 2023.

Okay then.
08:31 AM - Sep 14, 2023
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I don't know if Tim Scott is gay, and I don't really care. I also don't feel the least bit sorry for him being hounded by gay rumors. His career has been defined by his anti-gay hatred. At some point, every disbelieving face becomes acquainted with an uncaring leopard.
01:46 PM - Sep 12, 2023
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“For my family, New York City was a place known to us only on television. It might as well have been on another planet for all the personal connection we had to it.”

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10:22 PM - Sep 11, 2023
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Today is the final time Chuck Todd will host Meet the Press.

Giving thanks to God, for She is gracious and loving in Her mercy upon us all.
11:15 AM - Sep 10, 2023
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My mild Friday confession: I think if you're annoyed that your non-problematic parents call you a few times a week just to catch up and talk about life, you should probably keep that to yourself. Some of us would give anything to have that problem. Free advice, said with love.
09:33 AM - Sep 08, 2023
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Gosh, if only there were a reversible, cost-effective, and simple outpatient procedure that prevents unintended pregnancies and could easily be subsidized by the government to respect family planning and significantly reduce the need for abortion care.
12:24 AM - Sep 08, 2023
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The Lions are undefeated, and Kansas City and Mahomes haven't won a single game all season.

Did not have this on my bingo card.
11:25 PM - Sep 07, 2023
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Mexico is 72% Catholic, and they just decriminalized abortion nationwide. https://apnews.com/article...
06:11 PM - Sep 06, 2023
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12:41 PM - Sep 04, 2023
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In all my life, I’ve never heard an unkind thing said about Jimmy Buffett. Rest in peace, beloved man.
10:25 AM - Sep 02, 2023
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Sen. Mitch McConnell will receive the best health care money can buy.

The same can't be said for the millions of elderly citizens his age who don't have the affordable health care they need because Sen. McConnell spent his entire career working to block it.
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