dani
@danismashingit
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thread 4 Threaded Spouts
Here’s the thing about our friend Harrison. His name isn’t Harrison. Or Miguel either. But we knew that.

He was stupid enough to post a picture with an identifiable logo.

And wouldn’t you know that I found the company’s website, and this picture belongs to an employee there.
Jay Carpenter 🎸 @JayCarp
This would not end well for Harrison
08:05 PM - Sep 28, 2023
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dani
@danismashingit
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Montgomery? Really. Now you do something.
08:44 PM - Sep 28, 2023
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aaron
@beec4240
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In response to dani.
Men need to understand that women, especially millennial women, all have the forensic internet searching skillz of a highly skilled FBI operative and they do it with zero budget and a sense of unrelenting vengeance
08:30 PM - Sep 28, 2023
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dani
@danismashingit
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thread 4 Threaded Spouts
Here’s the thing about our friend Harrison. His name isn’t Harrison. Or Miguel either. But we knew that.

He was stupid enough to post a picture with an identifiable logo.

And wouldn’t you know that I found the company’s website, and this picture belongs to an employee there.
Jay Carpenter 🎸 @JayCarp
This would not end well for Harrison
08:05 PM - Sep 28, 2023
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dani
@danismashingit
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did you want to dm me instead harrison?
Harrison Fisher @Miguel46
The profile i came across the status is worth having a private DM not publicly
09:48 PM - Sep 27, 2023
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dani
@danismashingit
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did you want to dm me instead harrison?
Harrison Fisher @Miguel46
Can't send you DM why?
08:44 PM - Sep 27, 2023
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dani
@danismashingit
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did you want to dm me instead harrison?
Harrison Fisher @Miguel46
send me Dm
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Fumie Ichikawa
@fumie
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Psst… I’m attempting to make fresh tuna burger for the first time ever

#SpoutibleCooks #CookWithFumie
07:48 PM - Sep 28, 2023
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dani
@danismashingit
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Smash probably.
Deb Roby @Darca
What did Taylor and Kielce do?
06:26 PM - Sep 28, 2023
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Professor Kyle
@blackcatprose
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Woohoo! I'm on vacation! Plus it's Fuck It Thursday!! (®️ @eilsen_baddie 's wife)
Professor Kyle @blackcatprose
1 class to go then I'm off for a week! I don't know why every college doesn't have a fall break...

Plus it's now Melissa's birthday week (her B-day is next Wednesday, and yes, we celebrate for a whole week...). Woohoo!
11:54 AM - Sep 28, 2023
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Laura Elsen
@eilsen_baddie
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fuck ya life bing bong
Laura Elsen @eilsen_baddie
if you see these dogs in yer front yard just know upstairs i'm going hard bing bong
05:40 PM - Sep 28, 2023
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dani
@danismashingit
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instant classic 👏🏼
Laura Elsen @eilsen_baddie
fuck ya life bing bong
05:40 PM - Sep 28, 2023
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dani
@danismashingit
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@eilsen_baddie is doing her thing again.

can’t ai that now can you
05:42 PM - Sep 28, 2023
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Myra Faye Turner
@msmyrafaye
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Candy corn.
Robyn Jensen @RangerRobyn
What’s your favorite Halloween 👻 candy 🍭
Mine is Payday and Butterfingers
05:27 PM - Sep 28, 2023
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aaron
@beec4240
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Highly recommend checking this out where @robsmith deftly lures Myles in
Myles Higgins @Myles_Away
What about Fozzy? I think Fozzy could pin you.
01:39 AM - May 04, 2023
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rob smith
@robsmith
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well, nobody’s perfect
Myles Higgins @Myles_Away
Probably. I'm straight so very likely. 😂
03:57 PM - May 04, 2023
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rob smith
@robsmith
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In response to dani.
i absolutely will NOT be bullied by Statler and Waldorf
10:00 PM - May 03, 2023
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Christopher Bouzy
@cbouzy
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Stop thread-shaming me Rob.😭
rob smith @robsmith
ok but a 31-spout thread is a little bit ridiculous
09:46 PM - May 03, 2023
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dani
@danismashingit
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Say that to Aaron’s face Rob.
rob smith @robsmith
ok but a 31-spout thread is a little bit ridiculous
09:46 PM - May 03, 2023
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Read aBannedBook
@RetiredLibrarian
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Ahem...shhh don't tell the Canadians.
rob smith @robsmith
ok but a 31-spout thread is a little bit ridiculous
09:46 PM - May 03, 2023
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dani
@danismashingit
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oh rob, it’s how we all met!
rob smith @robsmith
ok but a 31-spout thread is a little bit ridiculous
09:46 PM - May 03, 2023
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M Kaur
@Mkaur
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Would a conspiracy theorist do that? Nooooooo! They would wait for someone like @danismashingit to do the homework, supply the photo as evidence that manatees are gentle creatures, and then yell “fake news”.
Claudia Citro @Social_Introvert
I cannot argue with logic like this. By which I mean- OMG are you unable to ask Google fr a picture f a Manatee?
04:35 PM - Sep 28, 2023
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dani
@danismashingit
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He was running late today.
04:40 PM - Sep 28, 2023
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L H Grant
@LHGrant
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What's up with Manatees?
dani @danismashingit
Manatees, huh?
04:21 PM - Sep 28, 2023
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dani
@danismashingit
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Ahh, the DM I wake up to every day.

Traditions are fun.
aaron @beec4240
Same.

(however, i do try to make every day "fuck you thursday" for someone)
04:21 PM - Sep 28, 2023
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dani
@danismashingit
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Manatees, huh?
04:21 PM - Sep 28, 2023
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Mike P
@MasterofGum
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I'm going to open a new blockbuster with vhs boxes. There won't be videos, and if someone asks I'll just tell them that it's already checked out. It'll be the vibe of an original blockbuster with none of the movies. Still trying to figure out the profit center.
02:03 PM - Sep 28, 2023
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dani
@danismashingit
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I forgot it was Thursday. I did my job today instead, fuuuuuuuuuck.
Laura Elsen @eilsen_baddie
my wife announced it's fuck it thursday. if you'd like to participate, please do! there is no wrong way to celebrate, just do the thing that makes you joyful. the important part is not giving a shit about the reality of tomorrow. that's a tomorrow you problem.

tonight, we ride with dionysus.
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Melody Pond
@MelodyPond
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Something something Dani
aaron @beec4240
why am i even still here
03:10 PM - Sep 26, 2023
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dani
@danismashingit
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Ever wonder what Morgan does at work?

Mundane tasks with existential dread.
Null @mxmnull
okay... focus on the work... i have a tall fresh mug of my "dumb bitch juice" (diet coke watered down with club soda)... print the reports for the accounting...
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