Fully anticipating the collective online freakout when once-amazing-actor-turned-full-time-internet-troll James Woods takes the podium at the end of the night and people finally realize that he's one of the executive producers of Oppenheimer.
#Oscars #academyawards2024
#Oscars #academyawards2024
07:04 PM - Mar 10, 2024
3 Threaded Spouts
Having consumed all of the Katie Britt memes this morning, I hereby declare this one from a writer at Late Night with Seth Meyer to be the winner.
Nailed it.
Nailed it.
04:58 PM - Mar 08, 2024
Legit bicoastal question:
Did that Best Foods Mayonnaise ad with Kate McKinnon air as a Hellmann's ad east of the Rockies?
#Superbowl
Did that Best Foods Mayonnaise ad with Kate McKinnon air as a Hellmann's ad east of the Rockies?
#Superbowl
07:44 PM - Feb 11, 2024
There's a vicious conspiracy theory circulating that Taylor Swift is planning to crash Puppy Bowl XX this afternoon in character from Cats and endorse Fancy Feast.
Go Team Fluff! Underdogs for the win.
#PuppyBowl
Go Team Fluff! Underdogs for the win.
#PuppyBowl
02:59 PM - Feb 11, 2024
If all of these indictments are simply "election interference," why ask for a trial date of April 2026?
Wouldn't the charges be dropped the day after the 2024 election?
Wouldn't the charges be dropped the day after the 2024 election?
02:46 PM - Aug 19, 2023
07:10 PM - Jul 28, 2023
For everyone swept up in the #Barbenheimer or #Barbieheimer craze, you’re all missing out.
It’s actually supposed to be a triple feature called AsterOppenBarbie.
Wes Anderson’s Asteroid City at the head of the bill with an anticoagulant chaser to prevent DVT from sitting in a theater for 7 hours.
It’s actually supposed to be a triple feature called AsterOppenBarbie.
Wes Anderson’s Asteroid City at the head of the bill with an anticoagulant chaser to prevent DVT from sitting in a theater for 7 hours.
01:15 PM - Jul 21, 2023
17 Threaded Spouts
To commemorate the retirement of Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones, here’s a final look back at the times he traveled the world without really having left home.
These are the places in Northern California where they filmed portions of his adventures in the first three movies.
A 🧵 1/
These are the places in Northern California where they filmed portions of his adventures in the first three movies.
A 🧵 1/
03:18 PM - Jul 10, 2023
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny is the reason critic embargoes exist.
Crystal Skull has a 77% critics score today and even the "good" reviews are coming in around B- and 6/10.
None of us wanted to know this more than a month out.
#indianaJones #Movies #film #RottenTomatoes
Crystal Skull has a 77% critics score today and even the "good" reviews are coming in around B- and 6/10.
None of us wanted to know this more than a month out.
#indianaJones #Movies #film #RottenTomatoes
01:24 PM - May 19, 2023
Daily reminder of just how out of control #Clickbait has become. These headlines are everywhere this morning.
According to USGS, humans typically don't perceive under 3.0 magnitude.
The way Richter works, a 3.0 is 16x stronger than the 2.2 #earthquake that "rattled" residents of NY & NJ.
According to USGS, humans typically don't perceive under 3.0 magnitude.
The way Richter works, a 3.0 is 16x stronger than the 2.2 #earthquake that "rattled" residents of NY & NJ.
12:52 PM - May 19, 2023
Damn, this is the news day that just doesn't quit, does it?
06:16 PM - May 09, 2023
A good day for women. A good day for the United States of America.
03:29 PM - May 09, 2023
3 Threaded Spouts
The news media wants to portray the man killed in the NYC subway system as someone who was violent, while withholding the name of the man who killed him.
This article gets it right.
If you really want to learn what type of person Jordan Kneely was, read this.
#JordanNeely
This article gets it right.
If you really want to learn what type of person Jordan Kneely was, read this.
#JordanNeely
10:07 AM - May 05, 2023
1 Threaded Spouts
theonion.com
Clarence Thomas Promises To Adopt Code Of Ethics For The Right Price
WASHINGTON—Telling critics in Congress that if they wanted serious reform they simply needed to make it worth his while, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas promised Friday he would adopt a code of ethics for the right price. “After hearing out the Senate Judiciary Committee’s concerns, I admit..
02:33 PM - May 05, 2023
12:39 PM - May 05, 2023
24 Threaded Spouts
Literally, the first national media coverage I've seen that even attempts to properly characterize and provide the critical context necessary to understand the current state of San Francisco.
Most reporting on the subject has been highly irresponsible. This isn't. Here's why.
1/
Most reporting on the subject has been highly irresponsible. This isn't. Here's why.
1/
cnn.com
What's really going on with crime in San Francisco? | CNN Politics
Another big American retailer announced it was pulling out of downtown San Francisco. What's happening in that city has become a key storyline in a larger national narrative about crime and perceptions of crime. Here's what one local journalist has to say about that narrative.
11:55 AM - May 05, 2023
In honor of Anzac Day, thank you to the people of Australia & New Zealand for your nations’ sacrifice. Respect.
The cookies of the same name, so called because they were often sent to WWI soldiers (ANZACs) due to sturdiness and shelf-life, have long been my favorite.
Recipe follows in comments…
The cookies of the same name, so called because they were often sent to WWI soldiers (ANZACs) due to sturdiness and shelf-life, have long been my favorite.
Recipe follows in comments…
10:41 PM - Apr 25, 2023
What does Fox News talk about tonight when they *really* don’t want to cover firing Tucker Carlson this morning?
Why, alien cow mutilations, of course!
Why, alien cow mutilations, of course!
09:03 PM - Apr 24, 2023
New York Times Pitchbot:
Space X learns valuable data from unprecedented rocket launch.
We spoke to three different Twitter Blue subscribers who explain why the terms “not nominal” and “exploded” are subjective and easily misinterpreted.
Space X learns valuable data from unprecedented rocket launch.
We spoke to three different Twitter Blue subscribers who explain why the terms “not nominal” and “exploded” are subjective and easily misinterpreted.
10:20 AM - Apr 20, 2023
Dominion: We’re suing Fox News for knowingly defaming our brand to feed their audience’s confirmation bias for false information.
Fox: Oh yeah? What about this!?!
Dominion: 👀
Judge: 👀
Jury: 👀
Fox: What? Why is everyone looking at me like that?
Dominion: Your Honor, we rest.
Fox: Oh yeah? What about this!?!
Dominion: 👀
Judge: 👀
Jury: 👀
Fox: What? Why is everyone looking at me like that?
Dominion: Your Honor, we rest.
11:40 AM - Apr 17, 2023
The media is 100% complicit in pushing the false narrative about San Francisco by not contextualizing.
San Francisco has one of the lowest murder rates among major U.S. metros.
In cities >200k, SF places 66th — just below Corpus Christi, TX, and two spots above Colorado Springs, CO.
San Francisco has one of the lowest murder rates among major U.S. metros.
In cities >200k, SF places 66th — just below Corpus Christi, TX, and two spots above Colorado Springs, CO.
01:29 PM - Apr 06, 2023
This would’ve been so much better if he’d been in a white Ford Bronco instead.
01:30 PM - Apr 04, 2023
The media must finally admit that when they outnumber the size of a protest they’re swarming to cover 20-to-1… they’re doing it wrong.
10:59 AM - Apr 04, 2023
Set aside the fact that swapping out your site's logo for a 'doge' speaks volumes about your opinion of your own brand.
The collective freakout of users who think Twitter and/or their accounts have been hacked because of it would've been foreseen by all but society's least perceptive.
The collective freakout of users who think Twitter and/or their accounts have been hacked because of it would've been foreseen by all but society's least perceptive.
09:45 PM - Apr 03, 2023
Platforming someone simply because their racist, misogynistic, discriminatory and treasonous statements make them “newsworthy” is *not* journalism.
It’s free publicity.
It’s free publicity.
12:31 AM - Apr 03, 2023
When is the Dollar Sale at Goop?
I want to buy a $1 commemorative paper clip to celebrate this moment in judicial history, plus $24.95 shipping & handling, of course.
I want to buy a $1 commemorative paper clip to celebrate this moment in judicial history, plus $24.95 shipping & handling, of course.
01:38 PM - Mar 31, 2023
Has anyone asked Trump yet for his opinion on Gwyneth Paltrow winning her skiing trial this afternoon?
07:01 PM - Mar 30, 2023
Gwyneth getting cleared in her skiing trial in the middle of the Trump indictment news breaking is the most Goop-y thing ever.
06:51 PM - Mar 30, 2023
