Ohtani is dead to me, Konstantine
Dead to me
He can win 7 Cy Young’s and hit a billion HRs and he will always be worse than Tim Wallach
$700 million is disgusting
(He’s still the best baseball ever he’s just my nemesis now)
Dead to me
He can win 7 Cy Young’s and hit a billion HRs and he will always be worse than Tim Wallach
$700 million is disgusting
(He’s still the best baseball ever he’s just my nemesis now)
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Konstantine @konstantineSame! Guessing Aaron hasn't seen it yet. 😀03:48 PM - Dec 08, 2023
06:33 PM - Dec 10, 2023
“You are your own algorithm!” I repeat to myself as I refresh to see if my spout has gotten the 2 more likes it needs to appear on the viral tab.
07:09 PM - Dec 10, 2023
FYI I also accept berries. A few raspberries will get you a blue check no problem.
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Christopher Goosy ✅ @GooseThere’s a new sheriff in town. I will be accepting cut-up grapes in exchange for new features.01:53 PM - Dec 10, 2023
03:23 PM - Dec 10, 2023
Seeing two Christophers on my TL is fucking with my brain. I keep forgetting one is silly Goose.
03:19 PM - Dec 10, 2023
Same here
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Myra Faye Turner @msmyrafayeSeeing two Christophers on my TL is fucking with my brain. I keep forgetting one is silly Goose.03:19 PM - Dec 10, 2023![GIF-Image]()
03:19 PM - Dec 10, 2023
The new regime is firmly pro-meatloaf. Not sure what the former guy was thinking with that.
02:38 PM - Dec 10, 2023
Under my regime, only really unpopular splashtags will be hijacked #GeeseOfSpoutible
03:00 PM - Dec 10, 2023
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I forgot about my revolution again because geese aren’t great with object permanence or organization, but expect the changes below to be rolled out over the next few weeks.
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Christopher Goosy ✅ @GooseOkay, I’ve allowed myself to be placated by all of the great new features here, but my revolution has only been delayed, not forgotten. Once my forces are amassed, we will be taking over and making some changes. Manifesto follows, in no particular order.09:45 PM - Oct 22, 2023![Goose holding gasoline can, standing next to pile of burning “no geese” signs, with slogan: “No gods, no masters”]()
03:06 PM - Dec 10, 2023
Under my regime, the anchor comes back
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hal @HardlyMattersI'm sure I'm late noticing this but the paper clip ought to be an anchor.11:34 AM - Aug 29, 2023
03:13 PM - Dec 10, 2023
In response to André Ware.
Excellent thread, André.
It is going to take men speaking up to get this sorted out.
It is going to take men speaking up to get this sorted out.
09:17 PM - Dec 09, 2023
10 Threaded Spouts
Young boys/men must be shown a different way 2 think, act, interact, & be, not just with women, but with whoever they encounter so those interactions aren't defined by archaic structures of masculinity, but by their own, genuine definition of their maleness, free from shackles of dominance & control
01:08 PM - Dec 09, 2023
10 Threaded Spouts
Like all things involving an oppressor & the oppressed, the voices of those oppressed by patriarchy must be heard, but men, the oppressors in this instance, own the work 2 be the loudest voices calling for & actively working 2 tear down structures of patriarchy, 2 end toxic masculinity.
01:08 PM - Dec 09, 2023
If this ring doesn't scream "sneaky spice", I dunno what else would...
07:42 AM - Dec 10, 2023
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The Singer Featherweight stays on the dining room #table while the boyfriend restores and repairs. #DailyPictureTheme .
07:46 AM - Dec 10, 2023
I'm still in bed.
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Rachel Brody @RachelSo far this morning I have:08:16 AM - Dec 10, 2023
- Walked the pup
- Started some laundry
- Had some coffee
- Gotten rid of a little wooden cabinet I don't need anymore
- Discovered I did not leave the wrapping paper I bought yesterday in the car; discovered I likely left it at the store
Productive morning so far. You?
08:24 AM - Dec 10, 2023
#DailyPictureTheme #table #DailyArtSpout
A table featuring a golden Kronos/Father Time in one of the Renaissance galleries @ Cleveland Museum of Art.
A table featuring a golden Kronos/Father Time in one of the Renaissance galleries @ Cleveland Museum of Art.
10:07 AM - Dec 10, 2023
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#DailyPictureTheme #table
Final Table of the Ladies Tournament @ Jack Casino this May. I took off my mask for 10 seconds. I'm sitting next to the dealer in a b&w blouse. I took 2nd place, a healthy 4-figure cash after making a deal with the FL poker pro standing directly behind the dealer.
Final Table of the Ladies Tournament @ Jack Casino this May. I took off my mask for 10 seconds. I'm sitting next to the dealer in a b&w blouse. I took 2nd place, a healthy 4-figure cash after making a deal with the FL poker pro standing directly behind the dealer.
10:22 AM - Dec 10, 2023
you could have at least picked a better shot of me i am not sure why you used one from the 2019 warehouse monkey annual performance awards i have a much nicer sequinned vest that nicely accentuates my muscular monkey chest plus it was margaret’s turn to be used as the spokesmonkey monkeys are angry
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dani @danismashingitnote to self: change material to keep user 75463295 happy12:35 AM - Dec 10, 2023![GIF-Image]()
10:23 AM - Dec 10, 2023
I'm still trying to figure out what's for dinner but my night plans are drawing, coloring, and reading. And listening to Christmas music. Really chill and low key.
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Alice @luxton_tallowIt is evening for me so winding down after dinner with coffee, chocolates, and books. How is your weekend going so far?07:58 PM - Dec 09, 2023![GIF-Image]()
08:21 PM - Dec 09, 2023
In response to Mynxie.
If you're in the mood to create, then make the ornaments. They'll find their purpose one you are finished.
04:29 PM - Dec 09, 2023
vegas is where the straights come to straight, obviously, and that’s fine as long as they don’t flaunt it in front of me. but what i am 💯percent onboard with is the option to walk down the sidewalk with a large format cocktail in hand
07:17 PM - Dec 09, 2023
21 Threaded Spouts
Damn Right Whoa’s Got The Blues! 🎸
Starting right now!
Exclusively at Spouting Classics
Starting right now!
Exclusively at Spouting Classics
06:00 PM - Dec 09, 2023
pathetic
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aaron @beec4240not many people are willing to get themselves sick to hit fifty likes06:14 PM - Dec 09, 2023
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