aaron
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Ohtani is dead to me, Konstantine

Dead to me

He can win 7 Cy Young’s and hit a billion HRs and he will always be worse than Tim Wallach

$700 million is disgusting

(He’s still the best baseball ever he’s just my nemesis now)
Konstantine @konstantine
Same! Guessing Aaron hasn't seen it yet. 😀
03:48 PM - Dec 08, 2023
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aaron
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This is my favourite new YA book series
Null (ze/zer) @mxmnull
4 strong women, 2 of which are actually dogs.

And oodles of conflict across the board.
06:52 PM - Dec 10, 2023
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Christopher Goosy ✅
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“You are your own algorithm!” I repeat to myself as I refresh to see if my spout has gotten the 2 more likes it needs to appear on the viral tab.
07:09 PM - Dec 10, 2023
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aaron
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Good luck to everyone in the fantasy football league except for people who can keep me out of the playoffs - I hope you lose horribly humiliating losses
01:23 PM - Dec 10, 2023
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Christopher Goosy ✅
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FYI I also accept berries. A few raspberries will get you a blue check no problem.
Christopher Goosy ✅ @Goose
There’s a new sheriff in town. I will be accepting cut-up grapes in exchange for new features.
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Myra Faye Turner
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Seeing two Christophers on my TL is fucking with my brain. I keep forgetting one is silly Goose.
03:19 PM - Dec 10, 2023
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Connie Love
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Same here
Myra Faye Turner @msmyrafaye
Seeing two Christophers on my TL is fucking with my brain. I keep forgetting one is silly Goose.
03:19 PM - Dec 10, 2023
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Christopher Goosy ✅
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The new regime is firmly pro-meatloaf. Not sure what the former guy was thinking with that.
02:38 PM - Dec 10, 2023
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Christopher Goosy ✅
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Under my regime, only really unpopular splashtags will be hijacked #GeeseOfSpoutible
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Christopher Goosy ✅
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I forgot about my revolution again because geese aren’t great with object permanence or organization, but expect the changes below to be rolled out over the next few weeks.
Christopher Goosy ✅ @Goose
Okay, I’ve allowed myself to be placated by all of the great new features here, but my revolution has only been delayed, not forgotten. Once my forces are amassed, we will be taking over and making some changes. Manifesto follows, in no particular order.
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Christopher Goosy ✅
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Under my regime, the anchor comes back
hal @HardlyMatters
I'm sure I'm late noticing this but the paper clip ought to be an anchor.
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Carla Reid
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In response to André Ware.
Excellent thread, André.
It is going to take men speaking up to get this sorted out.
09:17 PM - Dec 09, 2023
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Nancy C
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In response to André Ware.
Excellent thread
08:23 PM - Dec 09, 2023
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Monica M
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In response to André Ware.
YES! 💯💯💯
04:08 PM - Dec 09, 2023
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Liz N NotARealElfJustShort
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In response to André Ware.
Standing ovation, sir!
01:19 PM - Dec 09, 2023
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André Ware
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thread 10 Threaded Spouts
Young boys/men must be shown a different way 2 think, act, interact, & be, not just with women, but with whoever they encounter so those interactions aren't defined by archaic structures of masculinity, but by their own, genuine definition of their maleness, free from shackles of dominance & control
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André Ware
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thread 10 Threaded Spouts
Like all things involving an oppressor & the oppressed, the voices of those oppressed by patriarchy must be heard, but men, the oppressors in this instance, own the work 2 be the loudest voices calling for & actively working 2 tear down structures of patriarchy, 2 end toxic masculinity.
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Christopher Goosy ✅
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Good advice
06:35 AM - Dec 10, 2023
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Halo-Halo Holidays
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If this ring doesn't scream "sneaky spice", I dunno what else would...
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Read aBannedBook
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The Singer Featherweight stays on the dining room #table while the boyfriend restores and repairs. #DailyPictureTheme .
07:46 AM - Dec 10, 2023
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Read aBannedBook
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I'm still in bed.
Rachel Brody @Rachel
So far this morning I have:

- Walked the pup
- Started some laundry
- Had some coffee
- Gotten rid of a little wooden cabinet I don't need anymore
- Discovered I did not leave the wrapping paper I bought yesterday in the car; discovered I likely left it at the store

Productive morning so far. You?
08:16 AM - Dec 10, 2023
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Linda Eisenstein
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#DailyPictureTheme #table #DailyArtSpout

A table featuring a golden Kronos/Father Time in one of the Renaissance galleries @ Cleveland Museum of Art.
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Linda Eisenstein
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#DailyPictureTheme #table

Final Table of the Ladies Tournament @ Jack Casino this May. I took off my mask for 10 seconds. I'm sitting next to the dealer in a b&w blouse. I took 2nd place, a healthy 4-figure cash after making a deal with the FL poker pro standing directly behind the dealer.
10:22 AM - Dec 10, 2023
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aaron
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you could have at least picked a better shot of me i am not sure why you used one from the 2019 warehouse monkey annual performance awards i have a much nicer sequinned vest that nicely accentuates my muscular monkey chest plus it was margaret’s turn to be used as the spokesmonkey monkeys are angry
dani @danismashingit
note to self: change material to keep user 75463295 happy
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Acey Deecey 🚀🚀
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I'm still trying to figure out what's for dinner but my night plans are drawing, coloring, and reading. And listening to Christmas music. Really chill and low key.
Alice @luxton_tallow
It is evening for me so winding down after dinner with coffee, chocolates, and books. How is your weekend going so far?
07:58 PM - Dec 09, 2023
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SueBee Honey
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In response to Mynxie.
If you're in the mood to create, then make the ornaments. They'll find their purpose one you are finished.
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jingle bell rob
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vegas is where the straights come to straight, obviously, and that’s fine as long as they don’t flaunt it in front of me. but what i am 💯percent onboard with is the option to walk down the sidewalk with a large format cocktail in hand
07:17 PM - Dec 09, 2023
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SpoutingClassics™️
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thread 21 Threaded Spouts
Damn Right Whoa’s Got The Blues! 🎸

Starting right now!

Exclusively at Spouting Classics
06:00 PM - Dec 09, 2023
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Alex Ruiz
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In response to Laura Elsen.
Loved it!
07:05 PM - Dec 09, 2023
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dani
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pathetic
aaron @beec4240
not many people are willing to get themselves sick to hit fifty likes
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