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ai is somewhat happy to oblige
RA @intheweeds
Anyone who speaks AI well enough to get a version of this picture with Mitch McConnell will absolutely make my day.
12:36 PM - Feb 08, 2024
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i hate this so much i think i circled back to loving it
08:52 PM - Feb 06, 2024
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what can you mean? it's doing great.
hal @HardlyMatters
Apparently AI doesn't know how many fingers lobster have, either.
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Miggs Bylaws @Miggsby
Well, I'm down to enjoy AI art. Lobsters are just cool creatures.
02:12 PM - Feb 02, 2024
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Later @Later
You'd think lobsters would eat more walnuts but no.
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i am so prepared for this moment
Avery @AverybodySpouts
I’m seeing all this spaghetti, and none of it is on a sandwich…..

what’s up with that?!?!
07:09 PM - Jan 31, 2024
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spagheletor
Derek Croucher @dcroucher
This is spaghetti man.
06:19 PM - Jan 31, 2024
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i've had this one in my pocket for a while, now feels appropriate.
Derek Croucher @dcroucher
Pasta by Caravaggio
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anyway
(laura) elsen @eilsen_baddie
my wife announced it's fuck it thursday. if you'd like to participate, please do! there is no wrong way to celebrate, just do the thing that makes you joyful. the important part is not giving a shit about the reality of tomorrow. that's a tomorrow you problem.

tonight, we ride with dionysus.
05:25 PM - Jun 29, 2023
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tron: restoration

see also: the man in the iron light suit, tron quixote
02:38 PM - Jan 25, 2024
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Adam Deitsch □ @adamosphere
Vs Danny DeVito?
03:52 PM - Jan 24, 2024
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huh, i only get weirdly muscular godzillas
Read aBannedBook @RetiredLibrarian
AI sure likes big boobs, low-cut tops, scantily clad women, and weirdly muscular men.
03:35 PM - Jan 24, 2024
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but does it have glitter?
Rev. Dr. Johannon Tate @Dr_JRTate
Best syrup EVER!!!
04:20 PM - Jan 23, 2024
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surprisifications: when you don't have a red bubble but most definitely have notifications

see also:
Salma Typhii @Epidatageek
What's the opposite of ghostifications?
02:37 PM - Jan 15, 2024
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found this relic of bill clinton's america
06:05 PM - Jan 13, 2024
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a very happy birthday to spoutible's favorite punster @GinoGangai
09:19 AM - Jan 09, 2024
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*raises champagne flute of juice*
a toast: i'd like to wish a very happy birthday to a titan of spoutible, @beec4240

thanks for sharing so much of you who are. you make spoutible better; this place wouldn't be the same without you.

here's to the year that was and the year that will be.
07:12 AM - Jan 07, 2024
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happy birthday avery
Avery @AverybodySpouts
I’m pretty sure my fave spout style is “quote-spout with GIF”.
05:08 PM - Apr 23, 2023
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george floyd square
minneapolis, minnesota
september 2021
11:06 AM - Jan 03, 2024
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Mark Kubert, DC @MarkKubert
So, you think that I’m just standing here staring at the elevator for fun, and not that I’ve already pressed the button before you got here and that the indicator light is off as the elevator just arrived but the door opening is slightly delayed, and you’re going to press the button again?
08:24 PM - Jan 02, 2024
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we lived at the start of the cul-de-sac at the long end of the street. here's a map:
(laura) elsen @eilsen_baddie
my parents are social people. they adore parties. also, incidentally, my mom likes to spring things on us at dinner. it would have been a nondescript spring night she when she told us she thought we should have a block party on fourth of july. and, you know, we could have a parade on our street.
05:22 PM - Dec 28, 2023
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even from the snow fortress hospital level
Goose @Goose
03:37 PM - Dec 18, 2023
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@MarkKubert had a new flavor of potato chip today and thought of you
07:23 PM - Dec 16, 2023
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I disagree @AverybodySpouts high-tops all day, (almost) every day.

#Spouting Classics
aaron @beec4240
03:52 PM - Dec 11, 2023
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that feeling when you've thoroughly secured your spot in the consolation bracket
Gino Gangai @GinoGangai
I'm already second guessing myself for every roster spot I selected this week.

GIF: Nail biting, anxious!
03:11 PM - Dec 07, 2023
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holy motherforking shirtballs, y'all.

it fucking works.

it really fucking works.
Read aBannedBook @RetiredLibrarian
I was folding fitted sheets today so took some photos since I've spouted the final result before, and someone asked me how. So here goes.

Excuse the unmade bed ...

1st step is lay the sheet right side down on a bed and straighten up the edges like so, kind of like an upside down hair bonnet.
07:34 PM - Dec 06, 2023
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this is where i live now.
John Bolton's Mustache™️☑️ @John_Boltons_Mustache
This is where I live now.

Quote spout with your own photo of where you live. Let's keep this going.
02:49 PM - Dec 06, 2023
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