(laura) elsen

me helping people with their problems

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It isn’t ghosting. It is the fanfareless removal of my presence from your bullshit.

11:33 AM - May 03, 2024

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this was the best, weirdest weekend

harper ☆ @kaedeharakazuha

y’all better not start being mean to the older people on here they’re very nice hello bob brown and melissa williams who have 2 children and love dogs i hope you’re having a lovely day on spoutible
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02:03 PM - Apr 30, 2024

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I hate men.

Yes, all men. Every last ass one of y'all. All 4,000,000 of you. So there, I said it. Yes, all men. All fuckin men. You wanna be one I don't hate, take the time to prove your humanity and mean it. Other than that, yes all men.

07:37 PM - Apr 29, 2024

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elsen's third law of [e]motion: for every FOMO in nature there is an equal and opposite POMO.¹

1. pleasure of missing out

11:25 AM - Apr 28, 2024

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Helllloooo Spoutans!

It’s Crossword Day! With a debut puzzle by your favorite Guy Smiley host in the New York Times!

Pick up a copy and play the puzzle that has early reviewers saying “are these music references just for old people?!?”
#thursdaynightpuzzlegang
@April_Sparkles

09:15 AM - Apr 28, 2024

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The end is worse.

dani @danismashingit

Check the crawl espace pour le bébé for sure.

10:39 PM - Apr 26, 2023

07:19 PM - Apr 26, 2024

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Hey hey Spoutans!

Sunday is Crossword Day! Don't miss my first-ever published crossword in the New York Times this Sunday, April 28.

And as a special nod to the #ThursdayNightPuzzleGang , here's a mini I whipped up, with these hints to the starred clues:
@April_Sparkles
@AverybodySpouts

A mini crossword puzzle. The grid is 5x5, with a block in the first square and the last square. The across clues are as follows:
1 Nana's husband
5 Reading Rainbow host and Star Trek's Geordi
6 Tosca, for one
7 * The month that Sparkles
8 Boxes on a calendar
The down clues are as follows:
1 Pig of children's TV
2 * ___bodySpouts!
3 Louvre location
4 Endorheic lake between Kazakhstan and Uzbekistan, subject of World Bank restoration projects

09:56 AM - Apr 25, 2024

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his performance of battle hymn of the republic at gettysburg is what inspired jimi hendrix's star spangled banner at woodstock five score and six years after

jenn ○f many things @JennOfManyThings

Abraham Lincoln and his favorite Stratocaster. Photograph taken by Keith Richards.

03:49 PM - Apr 26, 2024

04:20 PM - Apr 26, 2024

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When you realize that your peace is the foundation of your mental health, you stop wasting your time on a lot of unnecessary things.

Quando você entende que a sua paz é o alicerce da sua saúde mental, você para de ficar se desgastando por um monte de coisas desnecessárias.

01:34 PM - Apr 26, 2024

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cats really are out here living their best jack and the beanstalk life

12:09 PM - Apr 26, 2024

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earthsea forever!

Terry Estep @terry_estep

"Did you see Harry Potter is getting full-cast audiobooks?"
"I don't care."
"You'd rather have Stephen Fry reading to you?"
"I prefer Jim Dale, but it doesn't matter. J.K. Rowling can go fuck herself. Once she went full TERF, I transferred out of Hogwarts."

Seriously, she can go fuck herself.
03:58 PM - Apr 25, 2024

04:16 PM - Apr 25, 2024

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yes!

Terry Calvert @Theeterrycalvert

Is it Thursday yet?
06:48 PM - Jun 07, 2023

11:27 AM - Apr 25, 2024

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(laura) elsen echoed

Fighting For Democracy!

@Charm

New York City, West Harlem Piers by 125th Street. The Baylander Steel Beach is a 133 foot long floating bar on the world's smallest plane carrier. It opens for summer on Thursday, 4/25. Delicious food drinks. This is one of the most unique drinking spots in New York City.

01:14 PM - Apr 24, 2024

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It's Fuck-It Thursday so I'm having a warmed buttered banana nut muffin from yesterday's Gypsy Bean & Baking trip for breakfast with my coffee.

My muffin cut in half with butter on a saucer.

08:27 AM - Apr 25, 2024

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Aaaand here we go with another F It Thursday! It might as well be the weekend. Close enough! 😊

Foghat - Slow Ride (1975)
#music

Slow Ride - YouTube

Provided to YouTube by RhinoSlow Ride · FoghatFool for the City℗ 1975 Warner Records Inc.Guitar, Vocals: Dave PeverettEngineer, Keyboards, Producer: Nick Jam...

10:16 AM - Apr 25, 2024

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I don't know if Fuck It Thursday has an official song. This one is mine.
After all these years, I haven't figured out all the lyrics. I know the important ones, though.
A most cathartic song, especially live. #FuckItThursday

Fu in Any Language - YouTube

Provided to YouTube by CDBabyFu in Any Language · No Small ChildrenTrophy Wife℗ 2014 No Small ChidlrenReleased on: 2014-03-22Auto-generated by YouTube.

10:37 AM - Apr 25, 2024

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I've already had two cups of tea, two cinnamon bagels, a slice of lemon cake and two Chocolate HobNobs, and it's not even time for elevenses.

FIT is alive and kicking ass here.

(laura) elsen @eilsen_baddie

my wife announced it's fuck it thursday. if you'd like to participate, please do! there is no wrong way to celebrate, just do the thing that makes you joyful. the important part is not giving a shit about the reality of tomorrow. that's a tomorrow you problem.

tonight, we ride with dionysus.
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