Hey, white people: Have you recently been called out on the topic of race? Or perhaps you saw it and felt the person being called out was being treated unfairly? Maybe you've seen some questionable replies but not known what to say or felt scared to speak up? Huddle up, we've got things to learn!
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Laura Elsen @eilsen_baddieI'm going to address two types of progressive white people who have a community of voices on this platform. I'm not anybody special, just a Geriatric Millennial who grew up middle class in a white suburb of Cincinnati and attended PWIs for my entire education. I know yt supremacy intimately.05:57 PM - Apr 10, 2023
05:57 PM - Apr 10, 2023
FYI I also accept berries. A few raspberries will get you a blue check no problem.
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Christopher Goosy ✅ @GooseThere’s a new sheriff in town. I will be accepting cut-up grapes in exchange for new features.01:53 PM - Dec 10, 2023
03:23 PM - Dec 10, 2023
Seeing two Christophers on my TL is fucking with my brain. I keep forgetting one is silly Goose.
03:19 PM - Dec 10, 2023
The new regime is firmly pro-meatloaf. Not sure what the former guy was thinking with that.
02:38 PM - Dec 10, 2023
I forgot about my revolution again because geese aren’t great with object permanence or organization, but expect the changes below to be rolled out over the next few weeks.
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Christopher Goosy ✅ @GooseOkay, I’ve allowed myself to be placated by all of the great new features here, but my revolution has only been delayed, not forgotten. Once my forces are amassed, we will be taking over and making some changes. Manifesto follows, in no particular order.09:45 PM - Oct 22, 2023![Goose holding gasoline can, standing next to pile of burning “no geese” signs, with slogan: “No gods, no masters”]()
03:06 PM - Dec 10, 2023
Under my regime, the anchor comes back
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hal @HardlyMattersI'm sure I'm late noticing this but the paper clip ought to be an anchor.11:34 AM - Aug 29, 2023
03:13 PM - Dec 10, 2023
The Singer Featherweight stays on the dining room #table while the boyfriend restores and repairs. #DailyPictureTheme .
07:46 AM - Dec 10, 2023
I'm still trying to figure out what's for dinner but my night plans are drawing, coloring, and reading. And listening to Christmas music. Really chill and low key.
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Alice @luxton_tallowIt is evening for me so winding down after dinner with coffee, chocolates, and books. How is your weekend going so far?07:58 PM - Dec 09, 2023![GIF-Image]()
08:21 PM - Dec 09, 2023
vegas is where the straights come to straight, obviously, and that’s fine as long as they don’t flaunt it in front of me. but what i am 💯percent onboard with is the option to walk down the sidewalk with a large format cocktail in hand
07:17 PM - Dec 09, 2023
21 Threaded Spouts
Damn Right Whoa’s Got The Blues! 🎸
Starting right now!
Exclusively at Spouting Classics
Starting right now!
Exclusively at Spouting Classics
06:00 PM - Dec 09, 2023
it's TBOX back in my old neighborhood, so, happy 3rd anniversary to the events of the 14th spout in this thread.
i miss your face, chicago
i miss your face, chicago
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Laura Elsen @eilsen_baddieEULOGY FOR WRIGLEYVILLE06:05 PM - Jun 22, 2023
06:50 PM - Dec 09, 2023
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Hey @fumie remember when you said I should contact you if I needed to learn Japanese? Could you help me write a letter to someone?
It’s only slightly hate filled and the threats are creative and full of plausible deniability? It will be sent to the Chavez Ravine
Thanks for the help
Love,
Aaron
It’s only slightly hate filled and the threats are creative and full of plausible deniability? It will be sent to the Chavez Ravine
Thanks for the help
Love,
Aaron
03:34 PM - Dec 09, 2023
so, James Bond?
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King Lavender-licous @BMWillz11:37 AM - Dec 09, 2023![GIF-Image]()
11:38 AM - Dec 09, 2023
#SpoutingClassics #AnythingGoes
Good morning Spouties, it's Saturday! I'll be doing my Blues show - Damn Right Whoa's Got the Blues later today. But first coffee and breakfast. I'm trying to wake up slow this morning.
Jack Johnson - Banana Pancakes
Good morning Spouties, it's Saturday! I'll be doing my Blues show - Damn Right Whoa's Got the Blues later today. But first coffee and breakfast. I'm trying to wake up slow this morning.
Jack Johnson - Banana Pancakes
Banana Pancakes - YouTube
Provided to YouTube by Universal Music GroupBanana Pancakes · Jack JohnsonIn Between Dreams℗ 2005 Jack JohnsonReleased on: 2005-01-01Producer, Studio Person...
11:15 AM - Dec 09, 2023
“When I’m good, I’m very good. But when I’m bad I’m better.” ―
Mae West
Mae West
10:54 AM - Dec 09, 2023
Aaron, it’s about pushing back against America’s subscription culture and the co-opting and corporatization of our attention.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to open this letter from Publisher’s Clearing House Sweepstakes. I may have already won.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to open this letter from Publisher’s Clearing House Sweepstakes. I may have already won.
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aaron @beec4240Can someone explain how this didn’t get a #SpoutibleAfterDark tag?08:33 PM - Dec 08, 2023
08:39 PM - Dec 08, 2023
Trying to wake up my 6YO this morning.
Me: wake up!
Her: zzzzz
Me: day 8 of the advent calendar today! Don’t you want to see what it is?
Her: meh. Say something else to tempt me.
Me: wake up!
Her: zzzzz
Me: day 8 of the advent calendar today! Don’t you want to see what it is?
Her: meh. Say something else to tempt me.
08:20 PM - Dec 08, 2023
This movie has a breakdancing sequence in it.
Oh, 1984. So cute. (But if someone starts rapping, I may be forced to actually die.)
Oh, 1984. So cute. (But if someone starts rapping, I may be forced to actually die.)
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Honey and pepper and roses en déshabillé @DianeLMajorWatching "Johnny Dangerously" and y'all it is fun. (Except that one joke from Piscopo, about a gun that will shoot through a school - a joke that was conceivable in 1984, a time when a school shooting was INconceivable. *Shudder*)08:20 PM - Dec 08, 2023
I remember this from my babysitting-for-people-who-had-cable days.
08:21 PM - Dec 08, 2023
Oooh, bold question!¹
¹ I’d have to say, “Crystal” (New Order).
¹ I’d have to say, “Crystal” (New Order).
New Order - Crystal (Official Music Video) - YouTube
The Official Video for 'Crystal' by New Order.Stream New Order's greatest hits here ▶https://lnk.to/StreamNewOrderSubscribe here ▶ https://www.youtube.com/ch...
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King Lavender-licous @BMWillzYou have to listen to one song for the rest of your life, what is it? #1Song4Eva03:47 PM - Dec 08, 2023
08:13 PM - Dec 08, 2023
I wonder if someone needs immediate Japanese tutoring? @beec4240 ?
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Laura Elsen @eilsen_baddieQUIT YOUR JOB DRIVE STRAIGHT TO TORONTO START DUOLINGO LESSONS ON THE WAY BRING THE MAN ONE PERFECT MAPLE LEAF AND A MOOSE IT WILL BE FINE03:32 PM - Dec 08, 2023
05:36 PM - Dec 08, 2023
getting drunk and making pizza it's pepperoni goat cheese hot honey thanks for asking see you again saturday but not super early or maybe sooner if something really hilarious happens to me that takes less than 300 characters to explain
05:15 PM - Dec 08, 2023
You have to listen to one song for the rest of your life, what is it? #1Song4Eva
03:47 PM - Dec 08, 2023
6 Threaded Spouts
for non-baseball people - the reason i'm excited is that Shohei Ohtani is doing things that haven't been done since Babe Ruth and he's doing them better.
Babe Ruth never was a Top 5 hitter and Top 5 pitcher in the same season - Ohtani has.
Babe Ruth never was a Top 5 hitter and Top 5 pitcher in the same season - Ohtani has.
04:42 PM - Dec 08, 2023
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Point-of-order on the lyrics for the beloved holiday classic “You’re a Mean One, Mr Grinch” — I don’t think it’s a bad thing to have garlic in your soul. That sounds amazing, actually.
04:49 PM - Dec 08, 2023
In response AprilG was fibonacci'd to their Spout
"... aging and alone with a cat..." is a goal we can only hope to achieve.
03:57 PM - Dec 08, 2023
sicko mode
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King Lavender-licous @BMWillzYou have to listen to one song for the rest of your life, what is it? #1Song4Eva03:47 PM - Dec 08, 2023
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